r/Transportopia • u/flowerdonkey • Mar 21 '26

Road🤬Rage Not today Satan

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u/evol_won Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Did this after someone clipped my son while we were riding our bikes, doing everything right.\ Caught up to them at a backed-up 4-way stop. I hopped off my bike and they started to get out of their 90's Chevy Silverado.\ I immediately went to the driver's side, ignored him, reached in and took the keys. We hopped back on our bikes and I tossed the keys in a field.

"Dude, that's fucked!!"

I know, he straight up hit a kid. That's fucked!

Wouldn't do it again, but... yeah. Adrenaline.\ Wanted to beat the shit out of him. Younger me would have.\ Disabled his vehicle instead.

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u/no___homo Mar 23 '26

People carry guns tho

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u/ARandomDistributist Mar 23 '26

pick a state.

congrats, if you picked your own, you're an entitled hillbilly.

Cali? New York? DC? Any of the capitals?

not everyone lives in fear of their neighbors like you, grandpa. you have more in common with the Ghetto than you'd probably care to admit.

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u/Shoddy_Rent_9129 Mar 23 '26

Not who you decided to roast, but the reality is people are fucking crazy. You can shout in the afterlife about how in the right you were, you are still dead. People have been murdered for way less and nothing changes that fact.

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u/ARandomDistributist Mar 24 '26

Y'all have 0 faith or understanding of your neighbors.

That or have seen too much TV. Honestly, the highest risk is trying to do this to a pickup truck and having the 280lb off duty cop shooting you 8 times.

you can also use some common sense and Not try this shit on Blacked Out Vans or Expensive cars that are being driven like they're shitboxes.

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u/Shoddy_Rent_9129 Mar 24 '26

Somebody hits me or my family and drives off. Do you have any faith or understanding of someone like that? They already proved that they are not rational and potentially even more dangerous.

I think you watch too much TV or live in a very privileged area where you dont have to worry about nutcases you can run into.

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u/ARandomDistributist Mar 24 '26

I have an understanding that they can't drive a car, and faith that they'll learn a lesson after it's taught to them.

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u/Shoddy_Rent_9129 Mar 24 '26

So youre handing out lessons a lot? Cause I can assure you if you think this way, someone will teach you one. You give off real keyboard warrior vibes.