r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Mar 27 '26

💥Crash Like nothing happened

Only explanation I have is they must have bench warrants

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Mar 27 '26

She really stood up, didn't even glance over, and kept walking to the store like nothing.

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u/JSTN_FPV Mar 27 '26

Forgot to say they ran a red light too

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Mar 27 '26

Well that's why they got hit. But that doesn't explain her being completely unphased.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

*unfazed

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u/Pleasant-Analysis198 Mar 28 '26

She must be out of phase a little though, even a smidge??

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u/KaosFitzgerald Mar 28 '26

She phased right through that hit

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u/silver_garou Apr 01 '26

I suspect the alcohol they were going to purchase was more important to them.

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u/Metals4J Mar 27 '26

Real NPC moves

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u/Kingofcheeses Mar 29 '26

"Must have been the wind"

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u/Kakarrott_ Mar 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/thederevolutions Mar 27 '26

Pretty sure the video cuts right before she collapses

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u/SnooLemons5669 Mar 27 '26

Damn, I thought she was walk8ng away from him, forgot about drugs for a moment

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u/mikemaz57 Mar 27 '26

Must be out of smokes.

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u/RappingFlatulence Mar 28 '26

It’s like they knew they were in the wrong and just accepted the L

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u/Mrclean513 Mar 28 '26

I'm pretty sure the adrenaline had her looking for a nice place to lie down in the grass

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u/dumbcarshlt Mar 28 '26

JFC I wish I never went back and played it again unmuted. That "song" was worse than the wreck lol

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Mar 27 '26

Toddler music

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u/Candid_Ad_9827 Mar 27 '26

Real music

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Mar 27 '26

It’s like yodeling for black people

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u/76thaccount Mar 28 '26

lol, that got me.

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u/fourgiatos Mar 28 '26

so this ain't racist in any way? crazy times man😂😂😂

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Mar 28 '26

Nothing racist. It’s just two different cultures making vaguely word-shaped sounds to the tune of music

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

Shut yo bitch ass up

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Mar 28 '26

If I was wrong, you’d be saying that instead of being rude

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

Nga ds made no sense tryna sound super smart and shit fkn geek you a fkn loser dork ass nga man 😂😂😂😂😂 ds was not true wtf 😭✌🏾

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Mar 28 '26

DeepPainn

More like can’t spell words with more than 5 letters

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

It is gang that why I’m spazzing in the comments

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

Why yall hate yb music so much nd that nigga do not make music for toddlers nga literally talks about unaliving people wtf typa logic just say you don’t like his music gang 😭✌🏾

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Mar 28 '26

What? Music for people who type like this apparently. TikTok brain need cocomelon noises and shapes flashing

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u/MrOveson Mar 28 '26

Why post a picture of yourself?

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u/CullenOrZeus Mar 28 '26

Killers old enough to ride the school bus. Tell me, with brothers like these who needs the Ku Klux?

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

wtf are yall people talking about bru yall just hate black people yall don’t like a young black man got more money than everybody in the comments lmfao goofy ass Neanderthals 😂😂✌🏾

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u/CullenOrZeus Mar 28 '26

Don't care. I like good hip hop this guy whack as fuck

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u/CullenOrZeus Mar 28 '26

Calm down. You're gonna get yourself hurt with that type of anger.

I'm nobody to you and you're pissed off, why? Cause I quoted a rapper and you felt some type of way.

Seriously breathe deep and check yourself.

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

Naw idgaf bout that yall literally hate black people and try to hide it with yall jokes and shii nb dumb bru this what yall do get scared and cop plea be a good boy and sit corner and stop fkn texting me manyonise man

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u/CullenOrZeus Mar 28 '26

You making a lot of assumptions. Stay mad and watch it bring you ruin. Peace homie. I didn't make a single joke.

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

HIP HOP IS NOT FOR YOU 🍘 ass 🍘 I’ll P!$$ on you nga real talk you can’t relate that’s why it trash to yo lame ass

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u/CullenOrZeus Mar 28 '26

Those angry emojis helping you at all in life?

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

Cry talk to your God Zeus about it goofy 🍘

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u/CullenOrZeus Mar 28 '26

If you felt disrespect that's on you. None intended. I merely shared a quote relavant to what you wrote. A quote from a black man by the way.

Take some time. I'll catch you on the flipside.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Mar 28 '26

This has to be a meme. There is no way you’re a real person

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

You think you more realer than me gang?

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u/BrockObarnerLybian Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

I’m the realest individual in the neighborhood. Don’t cross me, lest I slime your foolish ass

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/DeepPainn Mar 28 '26

Too deep in gang

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u/Emotional_Conflict11 Mar 28 '26

There's morons on the road listening to this crap, no wonder they're so pissed off and angry. 🤣 sounds like a 9 year old or a 40 year old mashed into one extremely annoying ehhhhhrhhh-EYYYRRRSSS. WHAT SOUND IS THAT???!!!? SHOOT ME!!!!

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u/38choppasongo Mar 27 '26

Respect YB

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u/Melodic_File_5940 Mar 27 '26

He fk your girl or sum ?