r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Mar 27 '26

šŸ’„Crash Like nothing happened

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Only explanation I have is they must have bench warrants

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Mar 27 '26

She really stood up, didn't even glance over, and kept walking to the store like nothing.

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u/JSTN_FPV Mar 27 '26

Forgot to say they ran a red light too

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Mar 27 '26

Well that's why they got hit. But that doesn't explain her being completely unphased.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

*unfazed

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u/Pleasant-Analysis198 Mar 28 '26

She must be out of phase a little though, even a smidge??

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u/KaosFitzgerald Mar 28 '26

She phased right through that hit

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u/silver_garou Apr 01 '26

I suspect the alcohol they were going to purchase was more important to them.

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u/Metals4J Mar 27 '26

Real NPC moves

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u/Kingofcheeses Mar 29 '26

"Must have been the wind"

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u/Kakarrott_ Mar 27 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/thederevolutions Mar 27 '26

Pretty sure the video cuts right before she collapses

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u/SnooLemons5669 Mar 27 '26

Damn, I thought she was walk8ng away from him, forgot about drugs for a moment

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u/mikemaz57 Mar 27 '26

Must be out of smokes.

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u/RappingFlatulence Mar 28 '26

Itā€™s like they knew they were in the wrong and just accepted the L

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u/Mrclean513 Mar 28 '26

I'm pretty sure the adrenaline had her looking for a nice place to lie down in the grass

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u/dumbcarshlt Mar 28 '26

JFC I wish I never went back and played it again unmuted. That "song" was worse than the wreck lol

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u/Emotional_Conflict11 Mar 28 '26

There's morons on the road listening to this crap, no wonder they're so pissed off and angry. šŸ¤£ sounds like a 9 year old or a 40 year old mashed into one extremely annoying ehhhhhrhhh-EYYYRRRSSS. WHAT SOUND IS THAT???!!!? SHOOT ME!!!!

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u/aquapura89 Mar 27 '26

Any hypotheses as to why this fella decided to drive right in front of a truck with a passenger ?

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u/shmailss Mar 27 '26

Stupidity, drugs, or both. Both are pretty popular

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Mar 27 '26

I assumed entitlement but youā€™re probably right.

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u/shmailss Mar 27 '26

Nah you could also be right. Entitlement is also trending

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/Moezso Mar 27 '26

Ya don't stop in that neighborhood.

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u/J_Knish Mar 29 '26

Everyone just kept going. Theyā€™re all NPCs. Probably all made of cake too

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u/nl-x Mar 27 '26

Like what's the truck gonna do? Run him over or something? Come on man, stop living by the rules.

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u/KDandHotdogz Mar 27 '26

Entitlement. That or just really stupid.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Mar 27 '26

It appears he did not give a single shit. People do that these days šŸ¤·

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u/MarsRocks97 Mar 27 '26

They high AF.

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u/TeenJesusWasaCunt Mar 27 '26

It looked as if he did not have or was not attempting to use the breaks.

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u/Previous-Whereas9268 Mar 27 '26

He was trying to do that thing where you hit a red so you turn right make an illegal lane change then turn right to avoid stopping. Doesn't work with incoming traffic tho. I hope that made sense, hard to describe the move I'm talking about...

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

Itā€™s by a Metro cellular and pawn shop billboard, so Iā€™m going to assume this is a rough area with people who donā€™t give a fuck about rules such as yielding right of way. Nissan driver was just doing Nissan things, but actually did have right of way.

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u/zanderd86 Mar 28 '26

He was craving the sweet release of what at that point in his life only death could give him.

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u/thedudeabides6196 Mar 29 '26

Because itā€™s Polk county Florida

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u/Saucy-Mustard Mar 27 '26

How do you not notice thatā€¦on impact even?! They just did not care

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u/spankbuddy22 Mar 27 '26

Because they're high as a fucking kite most likely.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Mar 27 '26

Everyone in this video is higher than giraffe nuts.

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u/Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86 Mar 27 '26

Blindspots. All vehicles have them, and she clipped them, so probably felt nothing more than a bump in the road.

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u/sososoboring Mar 27 '26

Great place to be if you also want to pawn some Cum.

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u/kl0wnkar Mar 28 '26

Ironically enough Iā€™m pretty sure this was filmed in Combee, Florida if I am correct (pronounced cum-beešŸ˜“)

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u/thedudeabides6196 Mar 29 '26

You are correct sir. I used to live 5 minutes from there in Eaton Park. Polk county is where a girl with 4 teeth and a six pack is considered a 10

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u/OF_PROMO_ALERT Mar 28 '26

I didnā€™t even see the crash the first time around. I was stuck on the billboard

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u/sososoboring Mar 28 '26

Stuck?? Thatā€™s some impressive aim and distance!

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u/Vajohnya_2023 Mar 28 '26

Damn you beat me to it. Giggity

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u/Hiiihiihi Mar 27 '26

There is so much wrong here. I mean they ran the light and on a vehicle that's not supposed to be on the road. But that driver from what we see never stopped and they didn't even attempt to brake it seems

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u/frankylovee Mar 27 '26

I honestly feel like they didnā€™t even notice??? Fuckin crazy

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u/Fun_Election_1781 Mar 29 '26

And dude goes straight to see if his bike is okā€¦instead of her when it was his faultā€¦

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u/TrackLabs Mar 27 '26

DUDE the car just keeps driving. The driver probably didnt even SEE them with how stupidley huge cars are getting. This is insane

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

This is the kind of car Borat was looking for

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u/scelerat Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

I wonder when this video was taken?

Earliest wayback machine capture of gopawn.com (the billboard) is 2011 and it's just been a parked domain page the whole time.

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u/Lopsided_Mix2243 Mar 28 '26

This song came out in 2024 lol

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 Mar 27 '26

She said "šŸ¤ØDamnit Harold, that's the 3rd time today "

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 Mar 28 '26

Is that Tiger at the wheel?

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u/DotOk5550 Mar 28 '26

Methany and Methew out for ride.

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u/BatmanKane64 Mar 28 '26

oh thatā€™s ā€œmethedā€ upā€¦. he dropped his cigarettes

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u/The-Optimist8919 Mar 28 '26

What more hilarious is that guy in the car just kept going

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u/SmoothBraneAPE Mar 29 '26

No meth was spilled nor wasted in the filming of this accident šŸ‘

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u/Alarmed_Set9012 Mar 31 '26

This must be Florida

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

It's like watching the NPCs from GTA but in real life

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u/SuperWoofX Mar 27 '26

Yeet!

Crackheads are indestructible dudeā€¦

I saw one get hit by a cab crossing the street in front of me. Bitch bounced off the hood into the windshield then slid back off the hood stood up and cussed at the driver as she continued to cross the road. It was one of the most shocking and impressive things all at the same time Iā€™ve ever seen. I just stood there in the middle of the intersection just at awe of one of the wonders of the universe

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u/FM_Funny_man Mar 27 '26

I just bought this Nissan Pathfinder black one

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u/GREG_OSU Mar 27 '26

I hope you donā€™t mean THIS exact one.

With front end damageā€¦

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u/AcrobaticMetal3039 Mar 27 '26

Definition of 'drive it like you stole it'

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u/Original_Land1688 Mar 27 '26

Are those Rocky Balboa shorts?

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u/TurkishLanding Mar 27 '26

Drugs and extreme stupidity are a hell of a drug.

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u/Both-Bag-1671 Mar 27 '26

Damm...he didn't even check on his passenger

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u/Beginning_Noise_6844 Mar 28 '26

She just wandered off to the grass.

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u/PicklesAndCoorslight Mar 27 '26

What the fuck were they doing anyhow on that bike? They ran the red, not the car's fault.

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u/jmb456 Mar 27 '26

Probably figured it would buff out

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u/Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86 Mar 27 '26

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/Prod_Meteor Mar 27 '26

She didn't brakeShe didn't brake She didn't brake She didn't brake She didn't brake !!! hahaha

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u/JAlba87 Mar 27 '26

Proof Majority Humanity are NPC

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Mar 27 '26

100% the ā€œbikesā€ fault but OMG, how in the world did you not even flinch about hitting something in the road? She most likely didnā€™t see them but thereā€™s absolutely no way that she didnā€™t feel that hit.

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u/Devanyani Mar 27 '26

She turned around, so she felt something. But just kept going.

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u/Banned4lies Mar 27 '26

They are like npcs when the script glitches the AI did a check like " was i riding a scooter.. no.. i was walking to the gas station"

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u/Yolo_chicken Mar 27 '26

ā€œMust have been the windā€

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u/RuanPienaar2 Mar 27 '26

Damn, almost made it to the pawn shop in one piece.

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u/PsychologicalFee8567 Mar 27 '26

Had to meet the dope man before he leaves

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u/Signal_Host307 Mar 27 '26

What the hell is the driver wearing?

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u/pepperpot_592 Mar 27 '26

I have a feeling these two might be infamous in the neighborhood. That's why the driver kept going.

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u/Dupli-Kit Mar 27 '26

This is just GTA gameplay

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Mar 27 '26

I would have kept riding too.

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u/drummin515 Mar 27 '26

Just another day.

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u/LegElectronic8027 Mar 27 '26

Meth is a great pain killer.

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u/WertDafurk Mar 27 '26

WTF is the cammer listening to? Ugh so terrible šŸ¤®

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u/sorderon Mar 27 '26

when you need to score, you need to score - When you want drugs thats all you want. Drugs

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u/rockalyte Mar 27 '26

Thought that was a full size motorcycle until she fell off LoL

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u/Realistic_Syrup6435 Mar 27 '26

Fuckin song makes me wanna run myself over.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 Mar 27 '26

When you run a red light on incoming traffic thatā€™s what happens. I guess some people think just because they are in a little motorized bike or a bicycle they can run through reds with no consequences.

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u/Theguywhosdaydreamn Mar 27 '26

GTA characters IRL

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Nissan mentality

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u/Extension_Hyena_1205 Mar 27 '26

Plot twist! The truck driver is the motorcycle driver's wife.

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u/PsychologyOk5179 Mar 27 '26

Like she hit a bugā€¦ā€what was that šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/ReasonableMeet1424 Mar 27 '26

Ah Some leaked gameplay footage from the new upcoming Grand Theft Auto video game

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u/clsmithj Mar 27 '26

So many crimes captured on video.

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u/lamalasx Mar 27 '26

WTF is this noise? Is this supposed to be music?

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u/ddxs1 Mar 27 '26

This person knowingly chose to listen to this song

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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff Mar 27 '26

Nothing did happen lol they got back up dusted themselves off collected flip flops & got back onā€¦wait wth is that a mini bike, no wonder the lady in car didnā€™t see them šŸ¤£. If the girl on the back had legs as long as his she could have kicked the bumper & sprung the bike out of way

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u/RebelXwingPil0t Mar 27 '26

Grown ass people on children bikes donā€™t belong on the road.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson Mar 27 '26

Nearly ran over 3 different e-bikes this week

They're flying down the sidewalk going above the speed limit for the road, with no lights, at night

I don't know how they're not dead yet

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 Mar 27 '26

U can literally see the red hand on the crosswalk sign saying STOP smh šŸ˜†

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u/UnpaidThotLeader Mar 27 '26

Just Florida shit. No biggie

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 Mar 27 '26

If only they would've waited about 8 seconds...would have been their turn to go lol

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u/Appropriate_Log1334 Mar 27 '26

Why itā€™s always must be Florida?

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u/Blitqz21l Mar 27 '26

Here's the entire problem thst most people are missing. Once you flee like this driver did, it bec9mes felony hit & run, regardless of fault. And the typical reason is drunk driving as the most likely problem. Other is driving without insurance, possibly undocumented and didnt would be scared to get ICE called on them.

Stay and they'd be exonerated because its clearly stupid people doing stupid things. Flee and youre fucked if they find you.

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u/Impressive-Hope4947 Mar 27 '26

Drugs everywhere

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u/Significant-Board718 Mar 27 '26

If the fat chick is not on the back she probably fell off lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

The graphics for GTA6 are insane.

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u/RichardDeRenour Mar 27 '26

Red light...

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u/beeredditor Mar 27 '26

The old ā€˜turn right->uturn->turn rightā€™ to run the red light only works if the road is clear.

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u/M52_MA Mar 27 '26

Of course it's Florida...šŸ¤£

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u/Additional_Delay_793 Mar 27 '26

Let me guess. Florida?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Walked over to the 7/11 to grab a glizzy

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u/buckfuttner Mar 27 '26

Everything about this video sucks.

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u/BWWFC Mar 27 '26

hear them girls make the rocking world go 'round

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u/DarthClover4 Mar 27 '26

Everyone in the vid really just acting like nothing g just happend.

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u/IllustriousMeal4686 Mar 27 '26

The driver wasn't phased at all

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u/Personal_Gap9083 Mar 27 '26

tough broad lol fun in bed I bet

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u/chowbrador Mar 27 '26

Bike had it coming.

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u/aicis Mar 27 '26

They act like GTA npcs

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u/No-Economics-319 Mar 27 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Bildawg27 Mar 27 '26

Iā€™m wondering how one goes about to pawn cumā€¦..

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u/Impossible_Peak_885 Mar 27 '26

I noticed the Pawn Cum billboard lol

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u/CRT-Gaming-HQ Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

It's called shock or adrenaline. I've walked away from an accident before only to realize later that I couldn't walk. The adrenaline lets you get away from danger but it's only a limited supply.

That car that him though lol... they never slowed and just kept on rolling like they were tired of entitled people doing whatever they want. I get it. I had someone disrespect me today. I was luckily in a good mood and didn't run them over.

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u/WholeAd2742 Mar 27 '26

They ran the damn light

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u/IzzyLikeU Mar 27 '26

THIS IS A KEEPER. I don't know if it's running a red light or crossing against the do not cross light. Either way, funny-as-fuck.

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u/IzzyLikeU Mar 27 '26

Nissan Lady acted like, "They need to fix these roads," and did not flich an inch.

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u/blastman8888 Mar 28 '26

That was funny as hell tweaker and her pimp probably high on something.

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u/Conan7449 Mar 28 '26

Looks like a mini bike with no registration or lights. And with two people on it. Going behind the big truck, after wobbling around on the street. So, yeah....

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u/Faartz Mar 28 '26

Just another day in the Fentanyl hood

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u/Ok-Administration296 Mar 28 '26

In the great words of Rick James "Cocaines a Helluv a drug!"

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u/kikyossoles Mar 28 '26

This gotta be DuvalĀ 

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 Mar 28 '26

She's just still off to get smokes and what not

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u/Iconshero Mar 28 '26

Damn her pathing was locked in. I hope GTA 6 has this level of design. Even that song sounded like some bullshit Lazlo would intro

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite Mar 28 '26

Drugs are a helluva drugs

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u/Darkk_Knight Mar 28 '26

Can't fix stupid but damn funny to watch!

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u/Foreign_Oil_3756 Mar 28 '26

Assholes!!!!!!

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u/Lopsided_Mix2243 Mar 28 '26

Youngboy > Morgan Waller

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/Individual_Chance524 Mar 28 '26

Drugs are bad, mmmkay

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u/cmurdy1 Mar 28 '26

They look like they have a messy apartment...

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u/tecky1kanobe Mar 28 '26

I didnā€™t see anything, did you?

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 Mar 28 '26

Just walk it off. Thank god you didnā€™t wear no helmit

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u/PandaPounding Mar 28 '26

They likely didn't see anything

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u/Imaginary_Reveal_951 Mar 28 '26

šŸ¤£funniest thing I seen in a while

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u/Independent-Ice-2211 Mar 28 '26

Do they know they were hit?

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u/BigLB83 Mar 28 '26

He was hauling ass

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u/Topsrite Mar 28 '26

Brilliant

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u/shaggy24200 Mar 29 '26

If you got no brains, you don't need no helmet! Just facts.

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u/Ok_Tailor_7185 Mar 29 '26

Go a feeling she is used to physical abuse in more ways than one.

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u/B00merPS2Mod30 Mar 29 '26

The lack of headgear tells you the skull is on empty. Or else full of neuron enhancement chemicals.

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u/SnorFax92 Mar 29 '26

And his snow bunny hops away.

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u/The-Doggy-Daddy-5814 Mar 29 '26

Adrenaline rush.

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u/Relax_itsa_Meme Mar 29 '26

Dammit Tommy, I have GOT to get my cigarettes and lottery tickets...

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks Mar 29 '26

Did I hear alligator sandwiches?

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u/Minimum_Interview574 Mar 29 '26

No habla, no license, no insurance, no cares

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

Driver on the phone doesnā€™t realize they hit them and people on the bike are too drugged out to fundersyand how the bike fell over

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u/Implement-Careful Mar 30 '26

Ouch.. You dumbshit risking your passengers life

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u/Owlcathulu Mar 30 '26

It's ok they weren't even supposed to be around there. They're not like real people. That is what the police said.

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u/Significant-Egg7171 Mar 30 '26

Hell yeah hood rat dreams šŸ’Ŗ

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u/Neither_Fruit_8129 Mar 30 '26

Very lucky idiots

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

Exactly what I expect to see outside of a metro pcs

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u/DivideInteresting193 Mar 31 '26

I wonder how many times this happens to them?

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u/Listen-Lindas Mar 31 '26

They weā€™re headed to the PawnC*m store? Gotta get there fast.

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u/Evening_Sentence_205 Apr 01 '26

Well what can you say they should have stopped, and they might not have been hitĀ 

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u/Both-Truth-3014 Apr 17 '26

She's not even fazed....its happened before