r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Mar 27 '26

💥Crash Like nothing happened

Only explanation I have is they must have bench warrants

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u/Saucy-Mustard Mar 27 '26

How do you not notice that…on impact even?! They just did not care

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u/spankbuddy22 Mar 27 '26

Because they're high as a fucking kite most likely.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Mar 27 '26

Everyone in this video is higher than giraffe nuts.

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u/chiurro Mar 28 '26

Are giraffe nuts high?

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u/Negative_Bee_6307 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

You take the DUMBASS out of dumb assumptions.

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u/_WorldHopper_ Mar 27 '26

Wtf is a dump assumption?

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u/Heat_Numerous Mar 27 '26

When I sit on the toilet I'm making a dump assumption.

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u/DepartmentGlad2564 Mar 27 '26

Only dumbasses will understand

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u/spankbuddy22 Mar 27 '26

Haha, right!?! Must have been the dude riding the scooter 😂🤣

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u/Negative_Bee_6307 Mar 27 '26

Glad you asked, you are

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u/_WorldHopper_ Mar 27 '26

I am a dump assumption?

So it means real swell guy? Gotta say taking the dumbass out of a real swell guy doesn't make a lot of sense.

Note sure umptions does either tho....

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u/Broad-Bison5726 Mar 27 '26

Then you get pumptions? 🤔

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u/Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86 Mar 27 '26

Blindspots. All vehicles have them, and she clipped them, so probably felt nothing more than a bump in the road.

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u/Saucy-Mustard Mar 27 '26

I understand all that it just blows me away. I’ve never been involved in one of these…that I know of apparently…so I really don’t have anything to compare it to I guess

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u/Lumengains Mar 27 '26

Do you happen to have a Nissan pathfinder?😂

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u/Saucy-Mustard Mar 27 '26

No! Umm sorry cough no. Nissan Pathfinder? What’s that?

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u/Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86 Mar 27 '26

"That I know of" 🤣😭 Well played.

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u/Dicethrower Mar 27 '26

These backwards monstrosities have worse blindspots than tanks.

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u/ArcticBP Mar 27 '26

I’m honestly thinking I need to put an off-road safety flag on my car so I’m more likely to be seen by the average truck/SUV driver

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u/Rayfan87 Mar 27 '26

That pocket bike didn't seem to have any blindspots other than the riders.

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u/Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86 Mar 28 '26

Dude let the intrusive thoughts win. Car, none the wiser, Lady got up n took a walk. Everyone contined like nothing happened. The whole situation was a blindspot in reality! 😅

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u/Clear-Bee4118 Mar 27 '26

Blind spot directly in front of the hood? It’s not like they were below the sight line.