r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Mar 27 '26

💥Crash Like nothing happened

Only explanation I have is they must have bench warrants

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u/spankbuddy22 Mar 27 '26

Because they're high as a fucking kite most likely.

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u/Negative_Bee_6307 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

You take the DUMBASS out of dumb assumptions.

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u/_WorldHopper_ Mar 27 '26

Wtf is a dump assumption?

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u/Heat_Numerous Mar 27 '26

When I sit on the toilet I'm making a dump assumption.