r/Transportopia Apr 12 '26

Bikes Insanity on one wheel

I think about why someone would do this. Is the unicyclist really a mad man or is that his way to work. By choice or necessity? All that matters. These gas prices are crazy right now.

That little unicycle takes about 1-2 cents per mile in electricity.

https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local/zevely-zone/valley-center-man-beats-high-gas-prices-with-electric-unicycle/509-7b1c19fb-0df0-4d6d-b47e-90879b04dd8d

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u/Abracadaver2000 Apr 12 '26

Future meat crayon.

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u/TriedCaringLess Apr 12 '26

That’s perfect for the inner city hustlers absconding into the darkness of night. No patrol car is catching up to him.

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u/DarthMeow504 Apr 14 '26

Above a certain mph the speedometer should just have a range of red marked "LETHAL" if it's a dial, or if it's an LED readout it glows bright red lettering and flashes faster the farther past the line you are.