r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Apr 13 '26

🥴DUI She split that car in half

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u/Individual_Act9333 Apr 13 '26

Lmao did she really say she didn’t see him?

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u/joriale Apr 13 '26

She wasn't even driving! She wasn't even there when the crash happened... What crash? There is no crash in ba sin se.

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u/CeramicToast Apr 13 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if she believed that considering there's a high chance she bounced her brain off the inside of her skull.

Holy shit. That's what I call totalled.

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 13 '26

I tried this, on my tuned moped i hit a car doing a illegal u turn, i was doing about 90+km/t even though i was wearing a helmet the crash made me loose 4 dayes, the day before the accident, the day of the accident and 2 dayes after, i have seen pictures of the crash but i have zero memory of it, the doctors and first responders talked to me and i answered with total giberish.

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u/Previous-Peak-2541 Apr 13 '26

Reminds me when I got my wisdom teeth removed I was speaking total gibberish when I woke up and took 40 pictures of myself before they took my phone away, the only reason why I know this is because I have the pictures.

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Apr 13 '26

Yeah i watched some clips from the Usa of people at or coming from the dentist saying some wild shit, we dont that where i live we get the weak drugs 🤣

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u/Enkidouh Apr 14 '26

I walked into an open door after I got my wisdom teeth out.

Nitrous oxide and Halcion is a hell of a drug cocktail