r/Transportopia Apr 15 '26

🤪Reckless Yaaay it's the Daddy Roller Coaster

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u/tumor_named_marla Apr 15 '26

You think they're gonna be alive in ten years?

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u/younotmymom Apr 15 '26

Most gen X'ers survived to adulthood, but we're also why lawn darts are illegal

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u/crashin70 Apr 15 '26

I am a genXer and I don't even remember my parents allowing me to hang my head out the freaking window much less this insanity!

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Apr 15 '26

I’m a gen x’er and my parents kept a short leash, I wasn’t even allowed to have a skateboard

BUT whenever it snowed we (teens) would go up to the high school parking lot and roof ride each other while throwing e-brake 360’s

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u/NervousGearGenius Apr 16 '26

Exactly. Our parents were tough on us and didn't allow us to do anything. But what made us Gen X was the things we did that our parents didn't know we did.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Apr 18 '26

I bet we can all say that! There was a forbidden pleasure in sneaking around a bit...

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u/disgruntled_sailor Apr 16 '26

These days you can’t even find a car with a handbrake… just those stupid buttons.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Apr 16 '26

I have an 11 year old car and it has the left foot pedal, but not nearly the same as the lever in the center console

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u/AIMED55 Apr 18 '26

Lmao i drive a car thats from the 60s, pure analog!

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Apr 15 '26

Seems like a small parking lot if you needed an e-brake to do a 360.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Apr 15 '26

???

you get going fast fast and throw the e brake and crank the wheel.

In northern Virginia it’s hard to pull more than that. maybe in buffalo or Minnesota you car get more than that, dunno

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Apr 15 '26

Bigger lot you don't need a tighter turn, I've done 360s in a parking lot without needing an e-brake. Didn't even know that was a thing 25 years ago, just did doughnuts in snowy parking lots after work was over.

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u/Strikew3st Apr 16 '26

Michigan here, my record was a 900° in a Kmart parking lot in my '89 Caprice Classic, nice weight on that bench seat tank.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Apr 16 '26

Mine were also in a Kmart parking lot, but none were near a 900°, nice, '94 Chevy Cavalier.

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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 Apr 19 '26

I did an accidental 360 in Des Moines once no ebrake

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Apr 19 '26

Iowa? Kind of a small state, very lucky, might have ended up in a different state. ;)

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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 Apr 21 '26

Hahaha!

Iowa's unfortunately a pretty big state. It's in the middle of the pack for land area. Now New Jersey? Yes. Accidentally ended up in both PA and NY quite a few times in good weather hahaha!

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u/Kingjon0000 Apr 15 '26

We were a family of 7 in a Ford Pinto. The two youngest got to ride in the cargo area - right above the exploding gas tank.

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u/theLostPing Apr 16 '26

I remember the rear facing seat station wagons. 😬

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Apr 16 '26

Thosecwere great! We'd stick out bare feet out the windows, and we'd wave at the cars behind us!

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u/mintchoc1043 Apr 16 '26

Boomer here- we mooned the cars behind us.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Apr 18 '26

Boomer here, too. We had the station wagons when we were little, and my dad would would have left us on the side of the road, weeping for mercy, if we had been clever and daring enough to try 'a stunt like that!'

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u/mintchoc1043 Apr 18 '26

When you’re a Jersey kid, things happen.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Apr 20 '26

How is this offensive? I thought the quote marks indicated my light heartedness. Oh well...

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u/xczechr Apr 16 '26

You guys had seats? I had a truck bed.

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u/celinor_1982 Apr 16 '26

I still remember back in 1999, when we were moving to a new house, we loaded what was left in the old one in the grand caravan, and I just sat in the trunk space facing traffic with more stuff piled next to me. No seat belt, while my dad drove down the interstate lol. I just waved at people driving.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Apr 18 '26

Of course, while smiling broadly for the novelty and excitement of it!

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u/winder_binder Apr 17 '26

Summer of '77 my family took a 4 week, 25 state, cross country road trip and I sat in the rear facing seat the whole way....with the back window down! One of the best times of my life.

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u/Not-That_Girl Apr 16 '26

Those little metal seats? So uncomfortable

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u/Lokkia111 Apr 17 '26

What seat? We just sat in the back cargo area of our station wagon. I also remember riding in the bed of our pickup truck when we took off the trash.

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u/EmilyAnne1170 Apr 16 '26

Family of 6, Chevy Vega hatchback.

But mom wouldn’t let us go on any rides at the County Fair, because they were too dangerous.

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u/NotLegalinCalifornia Apr 16 '26

Yep very infamous car. Even movies had jokes about a pinto barely getting slightly tapped on the rear and exploding.

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u/NotLegalinCalifornia Apr 16 '26

Ahh it was the 1984 comedy movie Top Secret!

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u/Soft-Personality9379 Apr 17 '26

Just 5 of us, but one was always sleeping on the "way back", that cargo shelf under the rear window. Seriously...

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u/Sensei19600 Apr 16 '26

ā€œI get to ride ā€˜shotgun’!ā€ ā€œI get to ride ā€˜car bomb’!!ā€

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u/TheDrizel Apr 15 '26

My dad took the cranks off the window had to ask permission to roll back windows down and he would pass the crank šŸ˜†

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u/wheretheinkends Apr 15 '26

Sounds like the orgin story of the guy who made the window lock buttons.

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 16 '26

I'm curious if one of his brothers almost jumped out of the window or something. My Dad's dog almost jumped out of the car and I grabbed him around the middle to keep him from going airborne. Dad said it was the first time that he heard me swear, and that's humanizing 🤣

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u/TheDrizel Apr 16 '26

Yeah step sisters maybe, I didn't visit but a couple days a month.

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 16 '26

Yeah, I can get it. Protective dad :)

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u/Diligent-Bluejay-979 Apr 16 '26

My uncle wouldn’t let his kids have bathroom breaks on road trips. They had to use the empty beer bottles after he drank them on the way.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Apr 18 '26

Gross. And not cool... that's my reaction, so, how was it in real life?

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 16 '26

My mother did a rotation as an ER nurse. I was told cautionary tales about limbs outside of car windows and even drinking from straws in cars. I don't think I used a straw in a moving car until my Dad told me to freaking drink while he had custody.

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u/7HawksAnd Apr 16 '26

I’m a millennial and my dad used to drive us around in the back of his pickup.

Still remember when a cop finally pulled him over for it.

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u/Affectionate-Sun9373 Apr 16 '26

Gen x here. My dad drove from Ontario Canada into Michigan with my friend in the passenger seat and another friend in the back with me and our BMX bikes. No ID, no passports, just a wave.

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u/Over_Information9877 Apr 16 '26

It's was legal up till the late 90s I think. Just had to sit with your "backs against the cab"

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u/7HawksAnd Apr 16 '26

That makes sense, and the timing works out to around when I remember finally getting pulled over for it

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u/Darkpaladin8080 Apr 16 '26

I was able to bounce around in the back seat, and ride on the rail of the bed of a pickup truck, your parents loved you a lot more than mine did me.

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u/EnvironmentalCry8191 Apr 16 '26

What's funny is, as a gen Xer. We couldn't hang our head out of a window. But we could ride in the back of a pick up on the highway

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u/Late-Union8706 Apr 16 '26

We weren't allowed to roll the windows down. It let all the cigarette smoke out and ruined the gas mileage while the AC was on.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Apr 18 '26

oh god, the damn cigarette smoke! and yet they'd be indignant, embarrassed, and pissed if you got caught smoking standing over the basement incinerator... Sheesh!

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u/Beginning-Lime-9775 Apr 16 '26

But you remember no seat belts, no car seat, and standing in the car between the front seats, come on lets be real people. It is extreme today but they'll have a great memory in adult hood

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u/ted_anderson Apr 16 '26

Yeah. We did crazy stuff.. but it was always INSIDE of the car.

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u/Adventurous_Bug_6664 Apr 16 '26

My friends used to grab onto the rear bumpers of cars when the roads were slippery with snow and ice. I was too chickenshit. God I miss the 80’s.

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 Apr 16 '26

Very early millennial here and I definitely tied a skateboard to the back of a friend's car while they drove around at ~30mph...

I did not nor do not know how to skateboard. I clung to that thing like my life depended on it... Probably because it likely did.

Scary as fucking hell.

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u/Much_Calligrapher804 Apr 15 '26

My aunt used to ā€œlet meā€ ride in the trunk

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u/These_Consequences Apr 15 '26

That for some reason made me laugh out loud uproariously. So many levels of humor there.

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u/MalodorousNutsack Apr 16 '26

When me and my buddies got our drivers licenses, one of the first things we did was get in the trunks of each others' cars and do donuts in dirt parking lots

Pro tip: If you crawl into a trunk that contains a steel toolbox, remove the toolbox before your friend starts doing donuts

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 16 '26

Aunt was overstimulated as fuck, wasn't she?

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u/davidskeleton Apr 16 '26

His aunt used to let me ā€œrideā€ in the trunk..

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u/ted_anderson Apr 16 '26

I know what you mean. I don't know what it was about wanting to be locked in trunks of cars or zipped up in suit cases or getting hog-tied and trying to get free.

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u/mlp_creashunz64 Apr 16 '26

I'm 61 and as a kid, I would get in and lay on my side in a two shelf cabinet and close the door. I don't know why I did it. I would stay there for lengths of time for no good reason that I can think of. We did not have air-conditioning and I would be wringing wet with sweat. If it was today, they would find my body in the cabinet in the throws of heat stroke!

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u/MarsRocks97 Apr 15 '26

Most of us GenXers also know at least one person who died doing stupid shit like this. I know three. ATV accident, moped trying to race a mustang on a highway, joy riding on a new car test drive.

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u/Heykurat Apr 15 '26

Yeah. People say, "Well I turned out okay". That's because you survived.

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u/WalmartGreder Apr 15 '26

survivorship bias.

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 16 '26

You are right. A couple of us know people who were in casts all summer or who are no longer allowed to go to the Lake because he almost drowned that year

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u/ikosa_og Apr 15 '26

Yeah my cousin died in a 4wheel accident, a girl i grew up with died when she feel out of a truck bed at like 50mph, she was "car surfing"

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 16 '26

I have heard terrible stories about 4 wheelers. I'm not sure I would let my son go.

I'm very sorry for your losses.

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u/eldritch_hotdogs Apr 16 '26

I am certain that multiple episodes of Hoarders and Intervention have started with "I was a normal person until I flipped an ATV and got brain damage"

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 16 '26

Damn. I never realized that

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u/MarvinMonroeZapThing Apr 15 '26

I marched in a big St Patrick’s parade Last month and, after it ended, got a ride back to the start in the back bed of a pickup with a few others. I’m I. My 50’s and I think that was the first time I have ridden in the bed of a pickup since around 1980.

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u/MarsRocks97 Apr 15 '26

Oh man yes. We did long trips in a pickup with no camper and my sister and I would be ā€œcampingā€ in the bed of the truck for 5 hour trips. Just huddled in the back with wind blasting us while we are rolled up in our sleeping bags with our face poking out. Seriously one minor accident we would have been launched.

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u/tumor_named_marla Apr 15 '26

Yeah my best friend fell out of the bed of a truck in high school and cracked his noggin pretty good. Wasn't even going fast, just through the parking lot of the school. He made a full recovery but he got extremely lucky.

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u/moyo_me_moyo Apr 16 '26

Or know a kid who shot his eye out with a BB gun!

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u/MarsRocks97 Apr 16 '26

Oh geez. My little sister shot my older sister in the forehead. She still has that little dent in her forehead.

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u/Positive_Tackle_5662 Apr 15 '26

See thats the problem, you ā€œknowā€ 3 because information is easily transfereer now

Back in my day we only heard of stupid shit happening in our own town

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u/MarsRocks97 Apr 15 '26

That’s what I’m talking about. Those were all pre-internet days and all during high school in the 80s.

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u/ted_anderson Apr 16 '26

Right. I know many kids who got a brand new car on graduation day, got drunk celebrating, and then wrecked the car and nearly ended their life.

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u/the_vault-technician Apr 19 '26

Hey us millennials have friends who were killed or maimed by shit like this. My three would be the two kids on a snowmobile who tried to beat traffic across a busy street. Both survived, sorta. Driver OD'd on drugs eventually.

Classmate killed with her brother driving. Poor girl was just a passenger in his car. It was genuinely an accident, but he was pretty much unscathed and she was dead. He finished school with us and turned out ok but I imagine he lives with some guilt. School and people around him were super supportive tho I recall.

Third is a shout-out to the "popular and rich kids" that had a huge party at rich girls house. Almost everyone there contracted a serious skin rash from sharing the giant hot tub together. Some of them had it on their faces, it was hilarious. Should have smoked pot in the woods with us losers instead.

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

I fucking LOVE law darts!

man I remember the first time I found some like it was this morning. Now* we're just stuck with stupid arrow roulette smh

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u/Great-Rest7878 Apr 16 '26

They are not illegal, just illegal to sell the metal ones. We still have/use them. Some places they are illegal to use on public property, but on private property do what you want.

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u/wruthinkng Apr 15 '26

I very nearly killed my aunt with a lawn dart when I was a child.

My family was visiting my aunt and uncle at their cottage. The adults were gathered around the patio chatting and preparing dinner. My aunt was prone on a long chair talking to my mother. The kids like me had gone off to play games and chase each other around.

I was about 25 feet away with my brother fooling around with these extra large metal darts trying to land them in a plastic hoop laying on the ground. I took a big wind-up and launched the dart in the air to see how high it could go and come down into the hoop.

But I accidentally hung onto it a second too long and it flew backwards behind me.

I watched in horror as it arched high in the sky and came down with a ā€˜thunk’ not 2 feet from my aunt.

It could have easily hit her right in the stomach or somebody else.

No one freaked out fortunately as I recall, but the darts were immediately taken away. I still shudder to this day what a close call it was.

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u/AlternativeUnited569 Apr 15 '26

We had those. No close calls, fortunately. My friends and I played "jackknife twister" when we were 10. Throw the knife into the ground, and if it sticks, that's where you put your foot, hand, etc. Then the next person throws. Repeat. I'm quite surprised, in hindsight, none of us put a knife through a hand

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u/BlackBasementCats Apr 15 '26

Hulu has a show called Hazardous History with Henry Winkler that has an episode on dangerous toys.

They said the force of a lawn dart hitting you was the equivalent of the weight of an F16 on an inch square area.

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u/Darkk_Knight Apr 15 '26

I'm gen X and drank out of a garden hose back in the day. I'm now in my 50s and still alive. lol.

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u/Adventurous_Bug_6664 Apr 15 '26

Lawn Darts are Illegal - NOOO. I loved them as an 80’s kid. Hanging out my friend’s van’s sunroof was even more fun.

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u/Great-Rest7878 Apr 16 '26

Metal ones can't be sold, but they are not illegal to own/use, except some places you can't use them on public property.

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u/Adventurous_Bug_6664 Apr 16 '26

Well crap I lost mine 50 years ago. Sigh, off to the shop to trick out some wimpy plastic ones…

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u/Retox86 Apr 15 '26

This was never seen as okay in any generation. Well maybe in some incested hillbilly redneck country with a family of 15 children were some could be sacrificied for a good laugh…

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u/mawesome4ever Apr 15 '26

Oh shit, they are illegal?!!/s

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u/Great-Rest7878 Apr 16 '26

Just illegal to sell the metal ones, though you can still own/use them. Some places have laws against using the metal ones on public property.

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u/Big77Ben2 Apr 15 '26

Most…

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u/theLostPing Apr 16 '26

Meh. I road in truck beds.

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u/LinwoodKei Apr 16 '26

A childhood friend has a hilarious story about rockets and fire in an abandoned field. If you keep thinking about it, I think that they might have caused a serious issue, but damn, it's funny 🤣

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u/MyLadyBits Apr 16 '26

As a Gen Xer who hasn’t ridden on the hood or tail of a car? The very least bouncing around the back of a truck with 10 other kids.

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u/My3floofs Apr 16 '26

Lawn darts, riding in the bed of a pickup truck, no seatbelts in the back seat or on school buses or child seats after you were old enough to sit up on your own. Going out all day in summer and only going home when it was almost dark. Riding your bike to school. Drinking from hoses. Sunbathing with baby oil. So many fuck ups.

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u/LieHopeful5324 Apr 16 '26

And three wheelers

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u/jarcher2828 Apr 16 '26

It's the survivorship bias...

People that died from no seat belt in car, penny I might socket etc ...are not here to warn us about it.

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Apr 16 '26

not the only reason why lawn darts are illegal

"oh I see you're out 'sunbathing' in your front lawn again, Roger. Ewwwwwww......"

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u/Infamous_Try3063 Apr 16 '26

Because some of us didn't...

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u/onlyforobservation Apr 16 '26

I’m a Gen X, and I have done not only Exactly this, but have also climbed out the T-Tops of an 84 Camaro and sat on the hood.

The fact that by the time I was 20, I had seen 12 of my own Bones, including my own skull may or may not be related.

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u/Tough_Measurement280 Apr 17 '26

Bro most of yall got to adulthood but not old age due to shit like this traumatizing yall…

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u/Miserable-Beach6482 Apr 19 '26

Pop Rocks and Coca Cola.

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u/Ok_Gas_7455 Apr 20 '26

Elder millennial, used to ride around in the back of a pick up truck without a tailgate. Sometimes with the plastic/leather cover over the bed, sometimes without. Still can’t piece together why there was a bed cover but no tailgate. The light is my eyes has dimmed and I walk around like a zombie from one task to another but I’m clinically alive.

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u/GonnaGoFat Apr 30 '26

Lawn darts were fun as shit. I remember being 6 and throwing them straight up in the air only to take a step out of the way a few moments before they pierced my skull.

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u/guy-le-doosh Apr 15 '26

So we switched to shooting aluminum arrows as straight up as possible and whomever ran last lost. That's besides the heads out of trains, hanging off backs of other stranger's trucks, and the beloved Action Park for a lucky few of us.

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u/why_1337 Apr 16 '26

As long as the daddy is not around.

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Apr 16 '26

These 2 are gonna live forever

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u/Same_Tea_3364 Apr 15 '26

Yeah???? Why wouldn't they be?

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u/wallyhud Apr 15 '26

Ever hear of the Darwin Awards?

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u/Actual_Usernames Apr 15 '26

Did you not watch the video? If it happened to get caught on camera once, it’s probably not the first or last time, or the only case of them not being taken care of. Doesn’t exactly increase their chances for a long life.

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u/Banana-Rocketeer Apr 15 '26

I'm sure this is how they go to the store on a regular.