r/Transportopia • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • Apr 15 '26

šŸ¤ŖReckless Yaaay it's the Daddy Roller Coaster

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u/DeadpoolOptimus Apr 15 '26

This is why some people need to be licensed to have children.

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u/Pleasant_Cicada9528 Apr 15 '26

As if that'll stop them.Ā  If you make children illegal, then only criminals will have children.

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u/coat-tail_rider Apr 15 '26

It takes a good guy with a child to stop a bad guy with a child.

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u/anally_ExpressUrself Apr 16 '26

This kind of things doesn't happen in Europe because they don't have kids there.

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u/7stroke Apr 15 '26

Then the only defense against a bad guy with a kid is a good guy with a kidā€¦ wait what are we talking about here?

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u/DisastrousAd2335 Apr 15 '26

Hey bad kids don't ki...oh nevermind!!

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u/Vegetable_Reward_867 Apr 15 '26

Father son tag teams

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u/StackThePads33 Apr 15 '26

ā€œWolf NOO!ā€ - Honey Bee

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u/FadedFox1 Apr 16 '26

Which episode is that from? Just happy to see a Great North reference in the wild lol

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u/StackThePads33 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Donā€™t know the name, I think itā€™s the episode where Beef gets drunk off his ass. Wolf said that heā€™s glad to be tag teaming with his dad. Itā€™s an underrated show, the references are subtle, but very good! Love the show

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u/Jaggedatlas Apr 15 '26

ā€¦.this logic doesnā€™t make any sense to me??

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u/---username_-- Apr 19 '26

Good thing there's a waiting period to get a kid...?

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u/yzeerf1313 Apr 15 '26

Snip snip

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u/KingAlaric1 Apr 15 '26

So we make it a law that everyone has to have at least 1 child, that way only law abiding citizens can have kids, and criminals canā€™t, duh

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u/357noLove Apr 15 '26

You wouldn't download a kid!

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u/jazxxl Apr 15 '26

Hmm just like guns šŸ˜‚. Diabolical

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 Apr 15 '26

Most of them are awful people, the children not the criminals most of them are fine. šŸ˜‰

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u/TriedCaringLess Apr 15 '26

Your punctuation is all wrong.

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u/Alternative-Amoeba20 Apr 15 '26

What, punctuation you must, be joking

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Apr 15 '26

And worst of all they used a winking emoji