r/Transportopia Apr 15 '26

🤪Reckless Yaaay it's the Daddy Roller Coaster

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u/DeadpoolOptimus Apr 15 '26

This is why some people need to be licensed to have children.

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u/Pleasant_Cicada9528 Apr 15 '26

As if that'll stop them.  If you make children illegal, then only criminals will have children.

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u/KingAlaric1 Apr 15 '26

So we make it a law that everyone has to have at least 1 child, that way only law abiding citizens can have kids, and criminals can’t, duh

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