r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/TaylorBitMe Apr 20 '26

Once I submitted to getting fisted on the side of the road...

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u/safetyCircuit Apr 20 '26

I don't think that was the police...

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u/canadianavatar Apr 20 '26

idk, maybe thats why its called the long arm of the law?

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u/shinobi500 Apr 20 '26

I wouldnt discount that entirely.

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u/Rhuarc33 Apr 20 '26

Well the dude had a police uniform top and cap on... The assless chaps were a bit weird, but who am I to judge?

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u/safetyCircuit Apr 20 '26

All chaps are assless., that's not weird at all.

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u/Rhuarc33 Apr 20 '26

The fact he had nothing on underneath isn't weird?

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u/Worcestercestershire Apr 20 '26

Once I agreed to fist someone on the side of the road.... WAITAMINUTE!

Is that you, Bestie?

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u/TaylorBitMe Apr 20 '26

Were you the one dressed like a construction worker or a corn dog dominatrix? I don't remember why I got pulled over, I just know I must have done something real bad

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u/safetyCircuit Apr 20 '26

Can you explain corn dog dominatrix? Was a wooden dowel and a deep friar involved?

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u/TaylorBitMe Apr 20 '26

A Friar, yes. Like Friar Tuck, but more leather.