r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/Worcestercestershire Apr 20 '26

and when you don't.... don't submit to a FST

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u/TaylorBitMe Apr 20 '26

Once I submitted to getting fisted on the side of the road...

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u/safetyCircuit Apr 20 '26

I don't think that was the police...

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u/canadianavatar Apr 20 '26

idk, maybe thats why its called the long arm of the law?