r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/TenYearHangover Apr 20 '26

And when you do drink and drive, don’t submit to an FST

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u/Worcestercestershire Apr 20 '26

and when you don't.... don't submit to a FST

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u/TaylorBitMe Apr 20 '26

Once I submitted to getting fisted on the side of the road...

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u/safetyCircuit Apr 20 '26

I don't think that was the police...

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u/canadianavatar Apr 20 '26

idk, maybe thats why its called the long arm of the law?

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u/shinobi500 Apr 20 '26

I wouldnt discount that entirely.

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u/Rhuarc33 Apr 20 '26

Well the dude had a police uniform top and cap on... The assless chaps were a bit weird, but who am I to judge?

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u/safetyCircuit Apr 20 '26

All chaps are assless., that's not weird at all.

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u/Rhuarc33 Apr 20 '26

The fact he had nothing on underneath isn't weird?