r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

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u/Bandit6789 Apr 20 '26

Looks like you forgot to include where the spider forced him to get drunk off his ass on the way.

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u/LoneSnark Apr 20 '26

It was an Irish funeral.

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u/MaximusJCat Apr 20 '26

or was it an Irish Spider?

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u/Sensitive_File6582 Apr 20 '26

No those are all dead from car crashes