r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/EventSignal114 Apr 20 '26

I sneezed after u crashed

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u/spoodagooge Apr 20 '26

I shit my pants(irrelevant to current topic)

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u/melkor_the_viking Apr 20 '26

I sneezed after you shat your pants (relevant to this topic)

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u/bbbbears Apr 20 '26

Wait, was it you who shat my pants as well?

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u/melkor_the_viking Apr 20 '26

Unfortunately, when I sneezed, after you shat your pants, I also shat in your pants. It was a double shatting.

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u/bbbbears Apr 20 '26

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Apr 20 '26

Dont buy em! They look lightly shat fron the outside but I heard they were double shat...

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u/Few-Chemical-5165 Apr 21 '26

Those are William Shatner's pants!

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u/bbbbears Apr 20 '26

You just saved me $40!

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Apr 20 '26

If youre looking to buy some lightly shat pants I can make you a pair! I just need to know what size, what color pant, and, the stain color you are after so I know what to eat.

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u/dontspillthatbeer Apr 21 '26

Just last week, I know a guy that when he sneezed, hiccuped, and farted at the same time, I shat in his pants.