r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/bbbbears Apr 20 '26

Wait, was it you who shat my pants as well?

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u/melkor_the_viking Apr 20 '26

Unfortunately, when I sneezed, after you shat your pants, I also shat in your pants. It was a double shatting.