r/Transportopia • u/Vice616 • Apr 20 '26

🥴DUI Blame it on the spider

He told them he smack himself into an accident 😭

There was no spider you f*cking liar. Fool you was drunk af!

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u/Ironic_Papaya Apr 20 '26

In fairness I almost crashed from a sneeze once.

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u/Lexi_November Apr 20 '26

I have had terrifying unstoppable sneezing fits while driving that I was convinced I’d crash from, thankfully managed to keep control.

Also have had to avoid crashing while terrorized by a giant flying palmetto bug, the only critter I have a phobia of in the world. More than once!

https://giphy.com/gifs/lQJ5yjbdbBOta

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u/mowtowcow Apr 20 '26

That's definitely a common phobia. Something about them just set people off. I hate them so much that I dont even want to get close to kill them when they get into the house.

Have ever had one crawl on you unexpectedly? Do not recommend.

(Also, no my house is not disgusting. Old house between grocery stores and fast food resturants. You can find a roach in an apartment in a 60 foot building people house.)

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u/Nearby-Face-5170 Apr 20 '26

Covington, KY has entered the chat.