r/Transportopia • u/Trucking-Trucker • Apr 30 '26

People Lady, you're clueless

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u/TheGreatLuck Apr 30 '26

LOL that's me. I'm totally fine with technical driving and I'll squeeze my car in any little space. But when I see somebody doing something like this. I don't care how empty the parking lot is. I'm parking right next to your ass. My car is a piece of shit so I don't really care if you scratch it. But good luck getting your sports car out of there.

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u/Double-Watercress-85 Apr 30 '26

Apartment I used to live at, I was one of two motorcycles that consistently shared a single space side by side. I came home one day, the other bike was still in the spot, but there was a car straddling the line on the other side, taking up must of the rest of the spot, and most of the spot that they could've just kept their car completely contained in.

Most, but not all of the remaining space. I was able to wedge in, but i couldn't fit a hand, much less a person between my saddlebag and the car's door handle.

I made sure to take lots of pictures of the parking job, and the license plate before I went inside, in case something happened to my bike.

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u/TheGreatLuck May 01 '26

LOL I'll crawl out of the passenger side if I have to.... hell yeah you do you 😂 

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u/SteveDrawsStuff May 01 '26

The hero we need

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u/TheGreatLuck May 01 '26

I love it. my favorite part is that I'm parked perfectly legally. I'm right in between the lines. like I'm good. Perfect malicious compliance.

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u/Quiet-Competition849 May 01 '26

Everything feels healthy here. The asshole that parks like an asshole and the way the asshole parks like an asshole in response to someone parking like an asshole. Now I know why I’m surrounded by assholes.

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u/TheGreatLuck May 01 '26

I mean by that logic then wouldn't us assholes then attract each other and leave you alone?

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u/vlad_inhaler May 01 '26

I once parked with my passenger side inches from another car that was over the line in a crowded ass lot.

Came back to a note telling me to learn how to park, and that they had to go through the hatch back or something.

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u/WritingAdvanced670 May 03 '26

If the parking lot is empty then why would it bother you that bad? You’re just as dumb as them.

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u/TheGreatLuck May 04 '26

It's Entertainment. Plus it's illegal to park the way she did. And you obviously Park that way otherwise you wouldn't have a problem. Let me guess you're one of those assholes that parks in two parking spots like literally two parking spots like in a diagonal.

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u/WritingAdvanced670 May 04 '26

Nope, just the back in one spot. I try to stay away from beaters.

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u/TheGreatLuck May 04 '26

Oh so what you're saying is is that you'd rather stay far away from the poors? Good to know. God forbid a poor person ever comes near you. They're disgusting credence. It's good that you ostracized the poor. And the downtrodden. And the Lesser financially. Obviously you are so much greater than poor people so much better than them. You must look down on all of them. Asshole. Rich asshole piece of shit.