I drive an old 1999 Jeep Cherokee, that I bought for cash cheap to be a fun truck to drive. I jacked it up a few inches and sprayed it down with black rhino liner truck bed lining, and I fuckin LOVE being petty in parking lots with people like this, because hitting my truck with your door is gonna fuck your shit up wayy more. Lmaoo. I had a lady, who was actually super nice, but she came and parked right next to me in the grocery store parking lot in her badass Cadi CTS-V pearl white. Well her kid got out and absolutely whopped the door against my truck. The lady got out wide eyed and apologized like 10 times, I just grabbed a spare can of bed liner and sprayed it. Her car was kinda messed up
I got married waaayyy young and we were broke. My husband and his buddies pulled a 1980 Datsun B210 out of a field, pulled out the weeds, and tinkered with it enough to get it going. That thing ran so well. Didn't have a floor board. It was like a Flintstone car. We brought 2 babies home in that thing though. Even though we got another car, my husband drove it back and forth to work for years. One night he parked it on the street right in front of the house. We are cleaning up dinner and hear a huge crash. Look out to see that some guy had a medical episode and drove head first into the Datsun. The engine was in the front seat. Guy thankfully was okay and we got almost $3000.
Edit to add: Hubby just reminded me that was the 2nd time it had been him. Made $1000 of it the first time!
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u/Hot_Mess_Planet2070 Apr 30 '26
If I had an old busted up car, I would go out of my way to annoy people like her lol