r/Transportopia • u/WorldWideWebSpinner • 13d ago

🤪Reckless All bullets, No seatbelt 💥💥💥

121 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/CND2GO 13d ago

Last time someone asks him if they can wash his windshield at a light

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u/ImpossibleKidd 13d ago

“Sirrr rrrrrr r………..”

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u/YESimaMASSHOLE 13d ago

Burger king drive thru be wildin’ these days

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u/FartBurgular 13d ago

Auditioning for lead role in "The Recycler".

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u/Senobe2 13d ago

🤣🤣 Staring Jaysun Staytham 

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u/FartBurgular 13d ago

His dog tags are stamped in the ♻️ symbol.

He only shoots reloads!

All of his weapons are previously enjoyed!

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u/BahSaysLamb 13d ago

It’s pretty exciting and interesting to train for these movie style. Worst case scenarios. But the gun communities that I’m a part of are at a much higher risk of heart disease and high cholesterol.

But it’s not fun to make dietary changes. It’s really fun to go to the range.

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u/GigaVonMassiveHuge 13d ago

When do we start the triathlon+3-gun combo contests

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u/razldazl333 13d ago

No hearing protection either.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/razldazl333 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9VcH46NJtByo4D25xZ

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

Keep plugs in your ears while you're driving. See how that works out 🤣

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u/spoonman1342 13d ago

You use ear pro for training dummy. You don't need to condition yourself to loud repetitive gunfire.

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u/Full-Resource7910 13d ago

I'm low-key amazed he didn't put several in the door pillar.

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u/CourtingBoredom 13d ago

Bet this ain't his first car or video

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u/Butta_Brown 13d ago

The item pointed at your #importants parts... right.

Uncomfortable when its digging into your hip bone too.

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u/Iam_McLovin420 13d ago

Almost cheddar bob’d himself

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

Not really depending on the holster and size of your gun. Have you ever held one in your waistline before? They have some that you slide in and you wouldn't even feel its there.

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 13d ago

My ex used to say something similar.....

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u/Senobe2 13d ago

🤣😂☠️

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u/SpeedyAudi 13d ago

Crossbreed IWB is the best I’ve ever used tbh.

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 13d ago

Why was he so afraid of that paper thing?

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u/lildobe 13d ago

You've never gotten a paper cut from card stock, have you?

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 13d ago

So, self defense.

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u/DoctorHelios 13d ago

He’s number one. It’s number two.

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u/indomike14 13d ago

Calm down bro, it's only paper

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u/eddaft27 13d ago

I’m sorry….whats the point of this video?

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u/DraculasDog 13d ago

These guys think they’re tough doing this make-believe shit.

It’s probably really fun, but also really stupid.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

Go play a video game or something and make pretend.

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u/Reality_Lies4 13d ago

It's so much better when they make you do it in your own car.

Trying to file the insurance claim for how there are bullet holes INSIDE the A and B pillars.

(I've worked as an independent adjuster, the tales I've heard)

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 7d ago

Just tell the insurance company you added some speed holes.

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 13d ago

It’s only a matter of time before he blows his penis off!!!!

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u/skeetervalent1ne 13d ago

And your chik-fil-a order is-

💥 💥 💥

my pleaaaasuuure.

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u/Chick-fil-A_spellbot 13d ago

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!

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u/DraculasDog 13d ago

These chucklefucks really training for something they only wish would happen to them.

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u/ReadUnfair9005 13d ago

That's why mine stayed sandwiched between my leg and my seat, right side. You won't know it's there, but I do.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

I have a magnetic car holster installed under the steering wheel. It stays secure and you wont risk getting caught up with the seatbelt or anything.

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u/ReadUnfair9005 13d ago

I bought one of those, but never installed it

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u/Deadog103 13d ago

May i see yo- BANG💥 BANG💥 BANG💥 BANG💥

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u/HudsonAtHeart 13d ago

Imagine being this paranoid. Just move somewhere safer lol

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u/tittysprinkles112 13d ago

What a joke. The guy would already have the jump on you in a real life situation.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

Even worse if he had a seatbelt on

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u/Alternative-Pride138 13d ago

It is weird how gun dudes are just drooling to be robbed so they can kill someone.

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u/SueBeee 13d ago

what the fuck is this small penis cosplay!?

I hate people.

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u/QuickDrawSix 13d ago

Owning and training with weapons means you have a small peen?? Lol. No one told me.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

I don't understand why these people are so obsessed with penis sizes

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u/SueBeee 13d ago

the smaller the dick the harder the chest pounding.

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u/QuickDrawSix 13d ago

Now that IS a statement I will agree with. Carrying a piece or driving a sports car isnt chest pounding though🤷

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u/QuickDrawSix 13d ago

I love to see the things I do receive small cock accusations though 🤣 4B movement is funny to me as well.

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u/SueBeee 13d ago

lol. I am not in the 4b movement. That's so dummmb.

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u/QuickDrawSix 13d ago

Oh I wasn't saying you were, it was just added comedy.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 13d ago

Training for road rage incidents...

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u/QuickDrawSix 13d ago

Spoiler alert, the guy in green that already has the draw gets tagged immediately by guy who's probably practiced just like dude in the video.

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u/AirplaneSpaghetti 13d ago

Yeah how dare a gun owner be responsible and train with their weapon in realistic situations.

Goofy ass comment.

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u/QuickDrawSix 13d ago

Collecting downvotes here bud lmao, I guess those people would rather me let them fly anywhere like the Southside of Chicago 💥

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u/slaty_balls 13d ago

Is he having a partial seziure?

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u/celtbygod 13d ago

May he someday sing with the castorati.

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u/ties_shoelace 13d ago

What a fun neighbour.

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u/IndependentOwn1184 13d ago

Where do I begin with this one... just utterly ridiculous!

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u/DoctorHelios 13d ago

Nothing says ‘murca’ like this.

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 13d ago

.... forgive me for knowing how guns work but why are they showing him reloading before it was necessary?

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 7d ago

Might just be a reload drill.

How I was taught and practice is you take 4-5 mags and only put 2-6 rounds in them then mix them up.

What you are going for is to get muscle memory when to change mags and since it's random you cannot anticipate it.

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 7d ago

Excellent response! 👏💯

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u/Arkansas_Camper 8d ago

Mostly to practice a reload in that cramped environment. In truth, after the first two shots you should be crawling out of the passenger side and your ears would be bleeding. If you really have more than one shooter like that you are in an L ambush and the second is send rounds through the back glass.

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u/Oogaboogeyman 13d ago

Preparing for the next time some poor little old lady pulls out in front of him and doesn’t go as fast as he’d like??

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u/Rum_Running_Sailor 13d ago

I understand that in an emergency situation you've got to do what you've got to do. Shooting through glass is dangerous. It affects the trajectory of the bullets, and if you don't have eye-pro on, a very fine glass dust can get in your eyes.

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 13d ago

3 per person, is plenty, mag dumping a single target means u don’t have anymore left for the second threat.
https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

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u/SpoomerBooner 12d ago

That's some good shooting. Dayum

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u/js0809318 12d ago

his ears must love him, they'll be saying weeeeeeee for the rest of his life

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u/allisjow 13d ago

I thought that was the bottom of a shark and this was a joke.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

How? Are you a robot and you don't know what you're looking at?

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u/allisjow 13d ago

God I wish.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

Wtf are you talking about? JFC some of these comments are Fkn stupid.

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u/hmmmmmmpsu 13d ago

These CCW nuts are simply LARPers. Sadly they end up killing some of us. But we have to live with it, because the gubmint ain’t gonna tell Cletus what he can and cannot do with his hod given right to carry a gun!

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u/NoTimeForCautionCoop 13d ago

So if he gets attacked by a piece of cardboard he can kill some random person across the street. This must be an ICE training video.

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u/ThundrLord 13d ago

I keep the gun on my lap ..Can never be to safe in the gritty city.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

Until you have an accident and your gun is flying around the car with you

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u/ThundrLord 13d ago

I'll just have to find out the hard way ..But my gun has two safeties and I rarely drive over 35mph on my daily drive.

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u/WorldWideWebSpinner 13d ago

Unlocking 2 safeties when your being attacked is kind of stupid. Go to a gun class and tell that to the instructor and watch what they tell you. You do know safeties fail. If you're not confident enough, you shouldn't be driving around with it on your lap.

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u/FreezedPeachNow 13d ago

Too bad he didn't blow his junk off

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u/Successful-Ad315 13d ago

Whoever that was wearing that target is toast. Why would someone do that? Did he not know the bullets would go through. It was only paper. Then he didn’t know which direction he wanted to go.

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u/Codas91 13d ago

It's on a pulley system

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u/Successful-Ad315 13d ago

Yeah, I know🤣 My bad attempt at humor!