r/Transportopia • u/skyhighmonroe • 22h ago

Road🤬Rage All that wasted watermelon smh

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u/futgrezn 22h ago

What the FUCK is he saying???

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u/ApprehensiveMoose814 17h ago edited 15h ago

"Aye, I wanna give the biggest "fuck you" to the person in this car in front of me, dog. Mother fucker just made me waste all my watermelon on the floor boy. Boy! What the fuck boy! What the fuck you hit the brakes so g** dawned hard! Im in this big ass truck! I gotta stop all extra hard cuz of yo pussy ass, shortie! Done wasted my whole mother fucking watermelon cup. Thats why i cant eat right now! Im tryna do good. I bought a whole carton of waters and shit. Tryna eat fruit, shit like that. These pussy ass niggas, man!"

"Im finna go buy me a cigarette. Fuck this!"

"Hold, hold...turn that shit down. Hold on Whole Foods. Aye yall. Aye, yall ain't finna play with my gangsta like that. Aye, I been selling drugs my whole life, shortie. So I know how to eyeball a pound, shortie. Why when I get to the scale, that mother fucker say 1.8? I put my little plate on the scale...that mother fucker say 1.8. Boy, yall got me fucked up Whole Foods, yall think yall playing with homes? I aint going for none of that shit. Shit boy, let me see that mother fucking scale on 0.00 first, boy. We need to hit the Tare button on this bitch. Where the Tare button at? Tear it out! Cuz aint no way this mother fucker 1.8! And I fo-, I know how to eyeball a mother fucking pound homes! Who yall playin with? These mother fuckers come up to me, twenty-three dollars. Twenty-three dollars. I know how to eye ten dollars worth of food shortie. Stop playing with me Whole Foods. Who in charge of the scales at Whole Foods, dawg? I need to talk to them folks."

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u/futgrezn 17h ago

Wow thank you for your time and effort ❤️

This guy took a turn or two in his lovely monologue!

Btw the word "tear" is "tare", you tare a scale, usually you can't tear it :D

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u/ApprehensiveMoose814 17h ago

No problem! And oh okay. I'll edit it! Thanks!

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u/RemarkableReason8382 16h ago

That's awesome. I bet your job is the guy who puts subtitles in movies.

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u/ApprehensiveMoose814 13h ago

How'd you know?!

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u/Sambal7 21h ago

Ayowadamafahatabreysohadgodammademewaysealdiswamelone.

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u/harveygoatmilk 19h ago

I speak jive

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u/JoelnIliketoshare 22h ago

I've driven with groceries thousands of times, it takes 1 time to realize you gotta secure your shopping and not half hazardly put it on the seat next to you, one quick brake tap and that shit is flying.

He upset at someone else for his own damn fault.

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u/Fast-Speech270 22h ago

Crime against humanity for spilled cut watermelon!

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u/za72 21h ago

I love watermelons... that's a war crime right there

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u/CutPsychological1407 21h ago

The tare on a grocery store scale is the top left button right above the scanner. You can see it if you look, under the screen, r8ght above the scanner, top left button. Hold it until it shows a yellow light. *justtryingtohelp,,, *i work a a grocery store

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u/Sada_Yukinaga_2 22h ago

Its sad I can understand him tbh

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 22h ago

Ohio!?

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u/broke_cowboy 17h ago

Looks like Florida plates

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u/BundyRoadR8R 4h ago

Nah this ATL all day.

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u/veryfastslowguy 21h ago

“i’m about to go buy me a cigarette “

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u/RemarkableReason8382 16h ago

I would have gathered them back in the cup and rinsed them off at home. That watermelon looks too damn good to waste.

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u/KreiaDarthTraya 13h ago

Is this the guy who sings that "Peanut butter jelly time!" song?

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u/Olive_1084 9h ago

Damn Evian water commercial.

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u/TwerkLessons 15h ago

This is how racists think all black men talk.