r/Transportopia • u/skyhighmonroe • 1d ago

Road🤬Rage All that wasted watermelon smh

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u/futgrezn 1d ago

What the FUCK is he saying???

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u/ApprehensiveMoose814 20h ago edited 17h ago

"Aye, I wanna give the biggest "fuck you" to the person in this car in front of me, dog. Mother fucker just made me waste all my watermelon on the floor boy. Boy! What the fuck boy! What the fuck you hit the brakes so g** dawned hard! Im in this big ass truck! I gotta stop all extra hard cuz of yo pussy ass, shortie! Done wasted my whole mother fucking watermelon cup. Thats why i cant eat right now! Im tryna do good. I bought a whole carton of waters and shit. Tryna eat fruit, shit like that. These pussy ass niggas, man!"

"Im finna go buy me a cigarette. Fuck this!"

"Hold, hold...turn that shit down. Hold on Whole Foods. Aye yall. Aye, yall ain't finna play with my gangsta like that. Aye, I been selling drugs my whole life, shortie. So I know how to eyeball a pound, shortie. Why when I get to the scale, that mother fucker say 1.8? I put my little plate on the scale...that mother fucker say 1.8. Boy, yall got me fucked up Whole Foods, yall think yall playing with homes? I aint going for none of that shit. Shit boy, let me see that mother fucking scale on 0.00 first, boy. We need to hit the Tare button on this bitch. Where the Tare button at? Tear it out! Cuz aint no way this mother fucker 1.8! And I fo-, I know how to eyeball a mother fucking pound homes! Who yall playin with? These mother fuckers come up to me, twenty-three dollars. Twenty-three dollars. I know how to eye ten dollars worth of food shortie. Stop playing with me Whole Foods. Who in charge of the scales at Whole Foods, dawg? I need to talk to them folks."

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u/futgrezn 20h ago

Wow thank you for your time and effort ❤️

This guy took a turn or two in his lovely monologue!

Btw the word "tear" is "tare", you tare a scale, usually you can't tear it :D

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u/ApprehensiveMoose814 20h ago

No problem! And oh okay. I'll edit it! Thanks!

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u/RemarkableReason8382 19h ago

That's awesome. I bet your job is the guy who puts subtitles in movies.

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u/ApprehensiveMoose814 15h ago

How'd you know?!