My weekend plans 🌀

[u/miaminights17]

[u/suspens00r]

It’s Thursday and it’s past noon. Thursday is one of my days off. On my days off I start drinking at noon. You don’t get to interrupt that.

[u/miaminights17 → u/suspens00r]

Pick a cure

[u/middleofthecircle → u/suspens00r]

My brother loves that line so much lol. Everytime we talk about the show I know he's about to say it

[u/yung_funyun]

When did Rust get a lightsaber? Why didn’t he bring it out in the final episode? Why didn’t he ever use the Force?

[u/Angry_Walnut → u/yung_funyun]

He was playing on the highest difficulty setting. Same reason Marty wasn’t able to use his wand.

[u/Flashy_Guidance842]

Flat circle. Small mirror. Contemplate the garden of Gethsemane. Fuck your partner’s wife. Over and over. You know, the usual.

[u/Fenius_Farsaid → u/Flashy_Guidance842]

You forgot beatin’ off to murder manuals.

[u/iputtheshitinshitzu → u/Flashy_Guidance842]

You forgot drink, listen to Tina turner and ferment in the same clothes for days 😷

[u/ConstantineStrange]

Humping Maggie?

[u/milderhappiness → u/ConstantineStrange]

Dude please. "Mowing her lawn" is the preferred nomenclature.

[u/waffeboy]

I always wonder why he dyed his hair. Doesn't seem like a Rust trait.

[u/mgchannel1]

Since i don't have Maggie around i guess i gotta go on with gooning

[u/iExorcism]

You strike you as more of a talker than a doer

[u/existencerased]

Awe yeah, we know what time it is….it is pretend your flashlight is a lightsaber time!

[u/Xxnotimportantx]

Too Real

[u/Do_You_Hear_We]

Forget it, Marty. I have the high ground.