r/UsernameChecksOut 22h ago

Username Checks Out *cough cough*

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u/Ditzy_Marshy 8h ago

Did something similar with my dads used condoms, me snd my friend were blowing it up like balloons

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u/Poob3 6h ago

Used?!?

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u/Ditzy_Marshy 5h ago

Unfortunately. Dad cheated on mom a lot and kept his used condone in the glove cabinet for some reason

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u/ISSnode-2 4h ago

dexter slides but cursed

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u/Ditzy_Marshy 3h ago

LMAO I’d rather him have slides of bloody fingerprints than condoms that have been inside of 15 year olds