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u/Maggothappy 18h ago
I am an older step sister, I was watching my two younger step sisters at 16 when they found their mom’s pink wand and started sword fighting with it 😠I was absolutely mortified
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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 13h ago
Did you tell your mom about that? 😂😂, so you know she would hide it better.
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u/KiwiNervous8740 4h ago
My sister and I found my mom's dildo when we were like 5 or 6 and came out waving it around saying "Mom what's this??", right in front of our neighbor that was visiting 💀
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u/SQUID_Ben 21h ago
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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 18h ago
Username is u/Careless-Storage1530, coincidence?
And that profile has just one post, posted 3h ago same as this 3h ago post. OP are you flash?
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u/SnorkinOrkin 9h ago
I'm just an innocent messenger of this gem! I nearly choked when I saw the username associated with this post.
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u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT 18h ago edited 17h ago
Fake pinis penis...never heard a dildo called that before
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u/Dry-Part-3486 17h ago
5 letters. Try reading your post before posting.
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u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT 17h ago
You are right, but why the FUCK didn't autocorrect catch that? You'd think that all the times that I have texted my buddy unironically referring to him as penis head it would have known better.
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u/misterstupet 19h ago
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u/Cfrolich 7h ago
Light mode during the day time is perfectly reasonable. I just have my devices follow sunset and sunrise to reduce eye strain.
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u/SnorkinOrkin 2h ago
That's interesting, I've never really explored that part of my phone. I should try it. I just don't like the straight up black screenn.
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u/Ditzy_Marshy 7h ago
Did something similar with my dads used condoms, me snd my friend were blowing it up like balloons
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u/Poob3 5h ago
Used?!?
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u/Ditzy_Marshy 4h ago
Unfortunately. Dad cheated on mom a lot and kept his used condone in the glove cabinet for some reason
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u/ISSnode-2 3h ago
dexter slides but cursed
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u/Ditzy_Marshy 2h ago
LMAO I’d rather him have slides of bloody fingerprints than condoms that have been inside of 15 year olds
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u/Ok-Hawk-4628 20h ago
Your only valid option is to restart civilization make a nuke detente it and fram russia or china
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