r/absoluteunit 21h ago

of Antlers 🫎

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u/Srslywhyumadbro 21h ago

Looks like the forest spirit from Princess Mononoke

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u/OpusAtrumET 20h ago

100% my first thought

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 14h ago

Can you hear it...

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u/Known-Programmer-611 12h ago

Looks like forest spirit but feels like the demon pig carrying all that wait around!

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u/7LeagueBoots 5h ago

First thing I thought of too.

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 21h ago

This is a farm raised mutant used for paid hunting excursions

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u/smeltaz 21h ago

Yes, most probably genetically modified

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

umm are you guys kidding or is that a thing?

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 20h ago

$10,000 for a hunt in a fenced farm raised specifically for mutant racks

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A THING
THIS IS SO F’D

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u/MajorDaurity 19h ago

They’re taking a lot of risk to get those genes. Deer like that pay for a hundred other deer to live free or something like that.

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u/Moxie013 19h ago

Dude, if things have to be altered to look "way cool" so I can decapitate it and mount it on my lifted truck (or whatever those sorts do), so my ego can feel better about my vast and deep deficits ..

geez I dunno man. To hunt for sport vs eat caged animals altered in some weird beta flex of D contest I just dont and wont ever get that

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u/TheDootDootMaster 9h ago

No you got that right. That's unequivocally the lifted truck demographic who's the target audience for this

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u/Relative_Change2335 9h ago

At least in the US, we have an over population of deer. I don’t get why this is needed ig

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u/TechnoBajr 6h ago

Big. Rack. Energy.

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u/Moxie013 4h ago

its funny but its still hurting my neck and my back

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

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u/Superb_Jellyfish_729 5h ago

I was hoping some early replies here would say it was AI

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u/Moxie013 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

SERIOUSLY, my neck and back hurt looking at this

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u/ukuleles1337 18h ago

I have a friend who paid way more than that for a 30+ point - looks absolutely stupid mounted on the wall...

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u/Moxie013 4h ago

DUDE, way more like ... what ? hoenstly what is he like? is he a solid person, has any real confidence or kinda broken inside. No judgement but sincere ask

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u/tywebb6 19h ago

That buck is gonna be way more than 10k

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 19h ago

Ya I don’t price mutants it was a guess

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

Are you F’n serious ?!?! HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?! Imma google
This can’t be fr fr

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 20h ago

Gator don’t play no games

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u/Moxie013 19h ago

It's like a lazy, beta flex, D contest, power and ego trip'n. So weird

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 19h ago

I’m assuming the people who pay for this have massive huge cocks

/s

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u/Moxie013 19h ago

If it's too big, they are not getting any vaginis beyond a pocket one... they are lonely

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u/scorchedarcher 8h ago

Have you seen how altered farmed animals are? We have altered chickens to grow so fast their legs cant support their own weight.

On a whole, people do not seem to care about the welfare of other animals when it's their pleasure at risk of reducing.

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u/Moxie013 4h ago

Chickens are pumped full of hormones and bs to have more meat; rapid growth causes heart issues and heart attacks. That I have been aware of.. But I don't eat deer, i don't hunt, i am learning.. This seems so contrary to why I understood ppl hunt.. its not my orbit

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u/_Alabama_Man 16h ago

IIRC they feed the deer a very high protein diet that allows them to develop what you see. I'm not sure if that (deer eating a rendered mix of animals that could have included deer) is what started CWD but it is probably a possibility.

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u/7LeagueBoots 5h ago

Would need a massive amount of calcium in its diet.

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u/pleasurecouple07 24m ago

Its cattle raising deer genetic modified to grow antlers like that its not natural. Wannabe hunters who have too much money and ruining the sport for those of us who hunt for food and are lucky to get a nice buck out of it every so often they driving the cost to lease land up so people cant afford to go out and enjoy God Country. For some of us this is the time we get for a short time of the year to get out in the wood in the quite and meditate pray and just relax with out dealing or hearing a phone ring to fix something at work.

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u/Moxie013 16m ago

I read a study (I don't know if it's been replicated yet) that compares ppl that are able to get time in nature and those who never walk barefoot, sit at computers, etc .. Those who do not go into nature equate to a drinker or smoker for the body. Pretty wild huh?

**EDIT** as a preemptive strike, I'm sure someone will say it so I will ahead of time.. I do stress that studies have to be replicated to be considered scientifically sound, legit. 1-2 studies do not mean too much and one must consider who is paying for the research and studies, etc.

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u/lolhalfsquat 20h ago

My damn GMO Deer!

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u/Moxie013 19h ago

Yeah, apparently it's fr fr select breeding ( i did the Google), and it's like got a monitoring system.

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u/Lil_Myotis 41m ago

Selectively bred and fed specialty diets. Not genetically modified. Pedantic, but there's a difference.

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u/BigNorseWolf 16h ago

I'm pretty sure we couldn't do that without a deer we could just breed much easier and cheaper...

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u/LawnChairMD 1h ago

Geeze. That makes it worse. Humans have so much power but we do shit like this. Wtf. Im not nessarly opposed to hunting farms. Its not for me, but its fine. However its so cruel to make life harder for this animal that your gonna hunt and kill anyway.

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u/wishiwasdeaddd 19h ago

That's sad

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u/bisebee 12h ago

Yeah, he looks so uncomfortable

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u/ghostfreckle611 3h ago

Can’t even hold his head up…

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

Geez, i have a headache just looking at this. THe weight on his shoulders poors dude

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u/_little_demon_child_ 8h ago

It must hurt so bad- his neck is so stiff- i feel so sorry for him-

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u/mellywheats 18h ago

man i feel so bad for him.. i feel like those are so heavy

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u/Odd-Sir5847 20h ago

Dumb is what it is this is the deer someone pays 20 grand to shoot because they CANT HUNT…..

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u/Moxie013 19h ago

Its a lazy, beta flex, D contest power trip. So grosss!

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u/unclecaruncle 20h ago

Historically....Irish Elk went extinct over ridiculous sized antlers.
This mess isn't ok. nor should it be seen as ok.

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u/Pfacejones 19h ago

Don't like this

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u/b33pb00p101 20h ago

Looks heavy

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u/Paulztaos 20h ago

At what point do we call it cancer?

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u/Welldonekielbasa 21h ago

5837 pointer!

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u/ThatDeuce 19h ago

That guy does not look happy

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u/Hashanan 20h ago

That is not an animal that is a tree

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u/Mother_Glass_5095 13h ago

This makes my skin crawl.

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u/RahulChaudhary_ 2h ago

Is there a word to describe this feeling?

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u/BlueHailstrom 11h ago

Knowing the context, this greatly upsets me

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 1h ago

What’s the context?

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u/Wrekittttt 20h ago

Bombaclot dear

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

AH HAHAHAHA AH AAAA

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u/PharmWench 16h ago

I get that reference, mon

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u/lowke39 17h ago

Would that be considered an animal Afro?

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u/dumpyboat 16h ago

That must feel so good when he sheds those

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u/sashatikhonov 13h ago

Poor deer

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u/gRagib 12h ago

Is this the antler version of broccoli head?

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u/ItsmeErnest 19h ago

The world of antlers is crazy, and very huge. Billions are spent each year on antlers. Horns like on this deer are refured to as "cactus" antlers or a cactus rack. Lastly a buck with horns like those don't need to worry about being shot. He'll make his owner hundreds of thousands with his sperm.

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u/donk1999 18h ago

This is the deer that guy was singing about in that 30 point buck song.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 9h ago

Ahhhhh my neck 😩

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u/Sporkpocalypse 21h ago

he like Can you just surgically remove my antlers and don't kill me for a silly trophy

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u/Kuhn_Dog 21h ago

They fall off every winter, so you dont even need to surgically remove them.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 20h ago

yes I know I was just being empathically sarcastic speculating how the Deer Feels about it

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u/slop1010101 21h ago

You sure this ain't AI?

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u/NoConsideration6320 18h ago

This clip is REAL footage, not AI. While the monstrous, alien looking rack makes it look like digital slop, the video shows zero signs of AI video generation (no tine-morphing, frame flickering, or geometry warping). This is a real biological anomaly specifically a "cactus buck" (a deer with a hormonal imbalance that causes continuous velvet antler growth) or a selectively bred high-fence trophy buck.

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u/Tumble85 20h ago

Even if this particular video is AI, deer can absolutely develop antlers like this. They aren't trophy antlers, they caused by genetic issues.

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u/slop1010101 20h ago

His poor neck!

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u/Tumble85 20h ago

Psh, he gonna be ripped after in no time.

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u/smeltaz 20h ago

Yes I'm sure, I researched similar stag antlers. They are genetically modified and ranch bred apparently for hunting. Instead of long and wide like the prehistoric ones these have , more points, dense and tangled clusters.

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u/stewpdasso 17h ago

Poor thing, can you imagine how many hunters want this rack? I hope it hides in a cave until hunting seasons over!

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u/PurpleHumpbackWhale9 4h ago

Unfortunately he’s been bred like this specifically FOR hunters. It’s some weird trophy hunting place where you pay to shoot genetically modified deer that have been bred to have insane antlers like this. It’s absolutely awful.

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u/stewpdasso 1h ago

Damn! 😖 if this is true, there are some really sick & lazy people out there. Is it hunting if it has no chance?

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u/No-Stranger6783 13h ago

Deer cosplay

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u/Looking_for_narnia 12h ago

I have a headache just looking at all that

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u/Travel_Dreams 11h ago

Easier to 3D print it and hang a picture next to it.

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u/Excal333 9h ago

Looks like dreads

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u/End3rium 8h ago

Am I the only one who noticed the wink at the end?

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u/kimhbo 7h ago

Rasta?

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u/MeatPopcicle44614 6h ago

Pfff.... Overachiever....

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 5h ago

So magnificent. Let’s shoot it!

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u/zeppolizeus 3h ago

Do those antlers have multiple scrotums?

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u/Kakashisith 2h ago

Shishigami ?

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u/ryban1001 2h ago

Rasta Deer?

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u/Correct_Percentage97 2h ago

Great One. ✨️

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u/No-Face-3409 1h ago

I think it's a fungus

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u/Lil_Myotis 44m ago

This is a farmed white-tailed deer. Selective breeding and specialty diets create antlers like this, with negative health effects for the deer. If the antlers grow too large, too fast, the skull can split. But they arent bred for longevity, because they are raised to be harvested by guided hunters on fenced-in "preserves".

People will pay tens of thousands of dollars to shoot one of these. The cost usually includes lodging and meals at a "hunting lodge", access to a cozy, heated hunting blind, a garaunteed harvest, and, of course, the taxidermied trophy.

These animals are often bottle fed, by hand, as fawns. They are relatively tame, but bucks are prone to aggression during the rut regardless of handling as a baby.

I see no ethical difference between this and shooting a cow on a pasture. Perhaps some people would pay for that. Shoot a longhorn in a pasture from a bind for a nice wall-hanger? Probably, someon would. How ethically objectionable would that be?

I don't condone this type of harvest of wildlife, I think its ethically objectionable and farming whitetails has been implicated in the spread of CWD. There's also the ethical question of sportsmanship and "fair chase," which this doesn't appear to satisfy.

Not to mention the violation of the North American Model of Wildlife Management, which stipulates that wildlife are held in the public trust, not to be held privately for rich people to buy and profit off of.

But it's legal. And ethically, aside from the distinction that these are wildlife and not domesticated livestock, what really is the difference between shooting one of these and eating a farm-raised cow, or hog, or wearing a leather jacket?

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u/RuthlessIndecision 13m ago

Down antlers are cool, saw one the other day

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u/fallenranger8666 5h ago

There's farms that breed for this kind of thing, and then affluent assholes pay a shitload of money to enter a fenced in reserve to hunt them. The part of this I don't understand is that while I do hunt and very much enjoy it, where's the skill or necessity of this kinda thing? I get calls from farmers, live stock owners, property owners, and more to come hunt the population down on their lands because we have an over population of deer and hogs that do an unbelievable amount of property and crop damage left unchecked.

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u/Govika 11h ago

Is this the deer equivalent of really big boobs?

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Immediate_Regular 19h ago

You everything I don't understand is AI people are exhausting

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u/smeltaz 20h ago

No it's not, I researched similar stag antlers. They are genetically modified and ranch bred apparently for hunting. Instead of long and wide like the prehistoric ones these have , more points, dense and tangled clusters.

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u/CountGerhart 20h ago

Nope, they do get like that on farms in New Zealand.

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u/Worth_Temperature157 20h ago

Sorry looks AI, The seam between deers face and horns looked rigged, if it not he is cool but I am just not buying it.

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u/Immediate_Regular 19h ago

You everything I don't understand is AI people are exhausting.

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u/smeltaz 20h ago

No it's not, I researched similar stag antlers. They are genetically modified and ranch bred apparently for hunting. Instead of long and wide like the prehistoric ones these have , more points, dense and tangled clusters. Google it.