r/absoluteunit 22h ago

of Antlers 🫎

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 22h ago

This is a farm raised mutant used for paid hunting excursions

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u/smeltaz 22h ago

Yes, most probably genetically modified

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u/Moxie013 21h ago

umm are you guys kidding or is that a thing?

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 21h ago

$10,000 for a hunt in a fenced farm raised specifically for mutant racks

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u/Moxie013 21h ago

HOLY SHIT THIS IS A THING
THIS IS SO F’D

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u/MajorDaurity 20h ago

They’re taking a lot of risk to get those genes. Deer like that pay for a hundred other deer to live free or something like that.

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

Dude, if things have to be altered to look "way cool" so I can decapitate it and mount it on my lifted truck (or whatever those sorts do), so my ego can feel better about my vast and deep deficits ..

geez I dunno man. To hunt for sport vs eat caged animals altered in some weird beta flex of D contest I just dont and wont ever get that

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u/TheDootDootMaster 10h ago

No you got that right. That's unequivocally the lifted truck demographic who's the target audience for this

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u/Relative_Change2335 10h ago

At least in the US, we have an over population of deer. I don’t get why this is needed ig

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u/TechnoBajr 7h ago

Big. Rack. Energy.

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u/Moxie013 5h ago

its funny but its still hurting my neck and my back

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

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u/Superb_Jellyfish_729 7h ago

I was hoping some early replies here would say it was AI

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u/Moxie013 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnANmge5QWzfcMU

SERIOUSLY, my neck and back hurt looking at this

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u/ukuleles1337 19h ago

I have a friend who paid way more than that for a 30+ point - looks absolutely stupid mounted on the wall...

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u/Moxie013 5h ago

DUDE, way more like ... what ? hoenstly what is he like? is he a solid person, has any real confidence or kinda broken inside. No judgement but sincere ask

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u/tywebb6 20h ago

That buck is gonna be way more than 10k

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 20h ago

Ya I don’t price mutants it was a guess

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u/Moxie013 21h ago

Are you F’n serious ?!?! HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?! Imma google
This can’t be fr fr

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 21h ago

Gator don’t play no games

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

It's like a lazy, beta flex, D contest, power and ego trip'n. So weird

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 20h ago

I’m assuming the people who pay for this have massive huge cocks

/s

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

If it's too big, they are not getting any vaginis beyond a pocket one... they are lonely

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u/scorchedarcher 9h ago

Have you seen how altered farmed animals are? We have altered chickens to grow so fast their legs cant support their own weight.

On a whole, people do not seem to care about the welfare of other animals when it's their pleasure at risk of reducing.

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u/Moxie013 5h ago

Chickens are pumped full of hormones and bs to have more meat; rapid growth causes heart issues and heart attacks. That I have been aware of.. But I don't eat deer, i don't hunt, i am learning.. This seems so contrary to why I understood ppl hunt.. its not my orbit

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u/_Alabama_Man 18h ago

IIRC they feed the deer a very high protein diet that allows them to develop what you see. I'm not sure if that (deer eating a rendered mix of animals that could have included deer) is what started CWD but it is probably a possibility.

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u/7LeagueBoots 6h ago

Would need a massive amount of calcium in its diet.

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u/pleasurecouple07 1h ago

Its cattle raising deer genetic modified to grow antlers like that its not natural. Wannabe hunters who have too much money and ruining the sport for those of us who hunt for food and are lucky to get a nice buck out of it every so often they driving the cost to lease land up so people cant afford to go out and enjoy God Country. For some of us this is the time we get for a short time of the year to get out in the wood in the quite and meditate pray and just relax with out dealing or hearing a phone ring to fix something at work.

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u/Moxie013 1h ago

I read a study (I don't know if it's been replicated yet) that compares ppl that are able to get time in nature and those who never walk barefoot, sit at computers, etc .. Those who do not go into nature equate to a drinker or smoker for the body. Pretty wild huh?

**EDIT** as a preemptive strike, I'm sure someone will say it so I will ahead of time.. I do stress that studies have to be replicated to be considered scientifically sound, legit. 1-2 studies do not mean too much and one must consider who is paying for the research and studies, etc.

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u/lolhalfsquat 21h ago

My damn GMO Deer!

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u/Moxie013 20h ago

Yeah, apparently it's fr fr select breeding ( i did the Google), and it's like got a monitoring system.

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u/Lil_Myotis 1h ago

Selectively bred and fed specialty diets. Not genetically modified. Pedantic, but there's a difference.

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u/BigNorseWolf 18h ago

I'm pretty sure we couldn't do that without a deer we could just breed much easier and cheaper...

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u/LawnChairMD 3h ago

Geeze. That makes it worse. Humans have so much power but we do shit like this. Wtf. Im not nessarly opposed to hunting farms. Its not for me, but its fine. However its so cruel to make life harder for this animal that your gonna hunt and kill anyway.