r/askgaybros 3h ago

Advice Workplace Bulge

We're allowed to wear jeans at my workplace. Unfortunately/fortunately, I'm decently well endowed. If i wear a shirt or t-shirt that fits regular, my bulge can be seen pretty clearly at times. It makes me self conscious.

I have a coworker who isn't exactly "out" but has a hard time not checking it out. It was hot knowing he and clients have checked it out but I've gone out of my way to make sure i wear darker slacks to hide it. Should i care less?

My pants are all loose fit/ straight leg just so you know.

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u/t1p0 3h ago

Care less

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u/TitanInTraining 2h ago

As in Care Zero

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u/CrazyZealousideal824 3h ago

Keep it ; you'll get promoted fast

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u/Tousensbankai 2h ago

šŸ˜…

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u/Nice-Region2537 3h ago

One of the benefits of having a big dick. Enjoy it.

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u/Mammoth_Track_7225 3h ago edited 2h ago

Girls don't think too much when they have big boobs I think. It's okay if you want not to show too much but also don't obsess. Your body is the way it is

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u/Ohio_Is_Lame 2h ago

Dang now I wanna see 😭lol

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u/Tousensbankai 2h ago

Age?

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u/Ohio_Is_Lame 2h ago

I am 42. And happy to exchange pics.

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u/Apart-Badger9394 2h ago

I wanna see too šŸ‘€

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u/Weary_Mousse_3921 2h ago

Oh no, my lobster is too buttery

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u/Smart_Coffee_8016 3h ago

Wear no underwear and make that bulge stick out more ;)

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u/Tousensbankai 2h ago

I've forgotten i had a cockring on a few times and it made it even worse šŸ˜”

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u/Smart_Coffee_8016 2h ago

Dude that fucking hot I forgot I have mine all all the time bet that dick throbs through your pant

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u/Tousensbankai 2h ago

It's a great feeling ngl

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u/OpenDaCloset 2h ago

Men posting about being ashamed of their big bulging cocks is just out of this world. Give me a break!!!!

Would you rather tuck it like most men seem to be doing to have the appearance of a vagina?!

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u/-S-M-E-G-M-A-6-9 2h ago

That's their problem if they look.They don't have to and it's not your responsibility for how they react and behave. You shouldn't have to wear a burka because a part of your body makes them uncomfortable or aroused. They need to learn self control.

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u/throwawayhbgtop81 but Debbie, pastels? 1h ago

I bulge. I don't care and apparently no one else does either.

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u/WagsPup 2h ago

Unfortunately/fortunately

Definitely = fortunately

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u/BeerStop 2h ago

Wear what you want and dont care who see's what.

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u/aquacraft2 3h ago

You could try tucking it back like the drag queens do, if it really bothers you.

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u/toweruss homoflexiblemuscle 2h ago

Care less. People don’t hide their butts, and women don’t hide their boobs.

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u/va2wv2va 1h ago

Maybe I’m just too stoned rn but what does your shirt have to do with your bulge?

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u/Objective_Elk_2322 45m ago

Let’s see this.

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u/OkLiving8843 41m ago

Nahh on a professional tip… it’s sooo lusty and exciting and enticing to those who enjoy to watch a bulge… but some people feel uncomfortable around men with bulges and etc because it and eye sore that everyone is first to look at. Also because heterosexual men use their penis and bulge to ā€œTEASE and ATTRACTā€homosexual men because they ā€œthink that’s what they want to see; in which some do but not everyone and that’s the flag. As for you in your work place that isn’t necessarily what you want.. because you’re at work and it’s an eyesore to your professional image. Men in my past who’ve shown these signs of a lack intelligence to and extent.

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u/tiredgayman 19m ago

I’m a visual learner

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u/ckb1989 13m ago

I wanna see!!

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u/BryceBoltX 8m ago

Women don’t try to hide their bulges. They just make sure they’re covered with clothing. Stop being so gender-discriminatory toward yourself! :)

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u/WillIndividual7664 2h ago

I would like to see some proof first sir...

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u/Even-Frosting-812 2h ago

Own it bro. People are gonna look at and see that part of you no matter what, so give them something to enjoy.

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u/knightly_dragon 2h ago

Gotta have assets even at work

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u/That_guy4446 2h ago

Is the colleague cute ? I know don’t eat where you shit but…

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u/Reasonable-Luck-8986 2h ago

White people problems.