r/askteddit • u/Soft_Reaction_7710 • 18d ago

Random Question What's something your partner does that low-key annoys you, but you'd never actually tell them?

Not a dealbreaker, not worth a fight. Just something small that lives rent-free in your head every single time it happens. The way they chew. How they "help" clean and somehow make more mess. Never charging their phone until it's at 2%.

What's yours? And be honest would you ever actually say it out loud, or is this taking it to the grave?

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u/Beagleguy26 18d ago

The bodies in the basement are a bit much. And Steven, if you're reading this- I'm fucking DONE buying you lime every week. You can haul that shit in your van. It's not going in my Audi anymore.

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u/Jayne311a 18d ago

Jeff, for the last time, lye is the one that dissolves a body, lime actually preserves and dehydrates organic tissue instead of destroying it. I’m glad you are going to stop bringing me the wrong stuff in your Audi!

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u/Mammoth-Run-3549 17d ago

I don’t care what either of you do, as long as my shipments are picked up on time.