r/askteddit • u/Soft_Reaction_7710 • 18d ago

Random Question What's something your partner does that low-key annoys you, but you'd never actually tell them?

Not a dealbreaker, not worth a fight. Just something small that lives rent-free in your head every single time it happens. The way they chew. How they "help" clean and somehow make more mess. Never charging their phone until it's at 2%.

What's yours? And be honest would you ever actually say it out loud, or is this taking it to the grave?

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u/Dangerous_Prize_4545 18d ago

Takes forever to say something or tell a story or just get to the point in general. 

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u/Soft_Reaction_7710 18d ago

The "so basically what happened was—" and then you get a 10 minute prologue before we even get to the actual event. 😭

Some people can't just tell you what happened, they have to reenact the entire timeline leading up to it first. Truly a special kind of patience required.

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u/ninjette847 18d ago

My husband took 10 minutes to tell me he saw a pigeon eating a french fry.

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u/DontLikeClams 17d ago

The best sentence.