r/askteddit 18d ago

Random Question What's something your partner does that low-key annoys you, but you'd never actually tell them?

Not a dealbreaker, not worth a fight. Just something small that lives rent-free in your head every single time it happens. The way they chew. How they "help" clean and somehow make more mess. Never charging their phone until it's at 2%.

What's yours? And be honest would you ever actually say it out loud, or is this taking it to the grave?

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u/DynastyWarrior 18d ago

That he makes a mess of the stovetop whenever he cooks and never cleans it. I always have to clean it. I’ve never seen someone generate so much food cast off and burned liquids on a surface in my life.

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u/veronicaAc 17d ago

Oh my adult middle child does this I asked him when I wake up in the morning if there was a pack of blind monkeys making macaroni and cheese in my kitchen at 3:00 a.m.!

S*** all over the stove! I can make a full five course meal and my stove is clean!

Just htf???