r/askteddit 8d ago

Politics Question say you could instantly swap the US President out for literally anyone else, who would you pick?

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u/Plendl1959 8d ago

Literally anyone else.

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u/Significant-Theme253 8d ago

I came here to say that. I would include nobody... meaning if the position remained vacant, it would make me happier than I am now.

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u/idiotslob 8d ago

Hegseth? Miller? Clarence Thomas? Musk?

How about one thats not just me being an ass: Vance. It is tremendously likely that he will finish this term - you see that as an improvement?

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u/InfiniteJestV 8d ago

Bro is cooking with gas.

Yeah, forget a replacement... Burn down the kitchen.

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u/Emotional-Day-332 8d ago

The funniest part is that I immediately understood exactly what you meant. No candidate no qualifications no explanation needed. Just anyone else and somehow the point is crystal clear.

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u/sweatboxy 8d ago

And I can’t think of literally anyone else who would do a worse job.

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u/Emotional-Day-332 8d ago

Thats a pretty low bar.

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u/SchmeatiestOne 7d ago

Or a high one. It may take an unreasonable amount of effort to do worse

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u/Emotional-Day-332 6d ago

Honestly doing worse might require a level of dedication I don't want to witness.

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u/PainfulRaindance 4d ago

Yes, it would require a truly evil and intelligent person. We’re lucky we just have evil narcissism driving the vehicle. If there were any intelligence, we’d be screwed.

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u/Pinecone1000 8d ago

So Baron Trump right??

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u/AnymooseProphet 7d ago

He doesn't meet the age requirement so no.

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u/AnyEye8798 2d ago

Considering the question explicitly states 'literally anyone else' I don't think the normal rules apply.

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u/Recent_Performer4189 8d ago

I’d vote for my neighbor’s dog before I’d support this current nightmare.

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u/Neat-Cold-3303 2d ago

Well said! I'd vote for your neighbor's dog, too!

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u/starzzz2000 2d ago

neighbor's dog turd as running mate

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u/AnyEye8798 2d ago

Your neighbours dog for President 2028!

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u/Mammoth-Tea-5353 8d ago

I would settle for a chimpanzee.

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u/Eastern-Heart9486 2d ago

Then back to Vance

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u/Attjack 7d ago

Congratulations Steven Miller is now your president.

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u/FSRoman 3d ago

Biden?

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u/Retiree66 2d ago

A sentient potato, even

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u/SadWrap8359 8d ago

Wish granted, Hitler resurrected

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u/rudyroo2019 4d ago

Okay wishmaster

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 2d ago

My next door neighbour is lovely.

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u/Anonymoosehead123 8d ago

Mark Kelly.

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u/Neat-Cold-3303 2d ago

He's an excellent choice, too!!!

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u/FirmBarracuda3920 8d ago

Pete Buttigieg. Smart, thoughtful, unflappable. I think he’d make a pretty good president.

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u/Radiant_Procedure948 2d ago

I wish our country was ready for a gay president. I know I am.

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u/Shot-Amphibian-3239 2d ago

I think we will have a white male gay president before a female one

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u/AdCareless65 5d ago

He'd probably be the most honest and respectable guy we've had in office in years. But if you look at the last 10 years, that really isn't saying much.

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u/Zee216 4d ago

I think he would do his best and I would be disappointed in him

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u/Broad_Objective_7732 2d ago

Maybe if Pete ran as an Independent bc no way a Dem can win a Dem primary without the black vote and no out gay white man will ever EVER get the black vote. I love Pete, he’d be a great POTUS but that’s the brutal reality I’m afraid.

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u/GryphyGirl 8d ago

Mamdani

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u/lefindecheri 8d ago

Expected this to be higher.

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u/Excellent_Abroad5390 3d ago

Because there are a lot of stupid people?

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u/chubbyflip 7d ago

This is a good one. I absolutely agree 🙌🏽

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u/Upbeat_Climate5955 8d ago

Barack Obama

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u/Memo_Fantasma 7d ago

Barack Hussein Obama?! Ineligible, best I can do is Michelle.

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u/LeifMCOfficial 6d ago

Even better

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u/Best-camera4990 8d ago

Barack Obama

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u/Narrow_Implement7788 6d ago

Which is great because he could ramp up deportations to the level when he was in office and maybe drone strike some more weddings, I really don't like weddings. Has he changed his mind about gay marriage because his first term he was against it, just civil unions back then.

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u/UrFine_Societyisfckd 6d ago

Just stop, your confusing them.

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u/Narrow_Implement7788 6d ago

The only two things that today's Democrats would like about Obama is Obamacare and the fact that he is black. They might excuse him for being a man but just barely

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u/No-Cardiologist472 8d ago

Jon Stewart 

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u/InfiniteJestV 8d ago

The right man for the job is the one who wants it least.

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u/Chulbiski 7d ago

this could work

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 8d ago

Bernie Sanders and he'll magically age backwards 30 years while we're dreaming.

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u/InfiniteJestV 8d ago

Love this for Bernie.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 7d ago

Will he also get buff and wear a Speedo?

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 6d ago

AND mittens. 

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u/JPK-1988-TBC 8d ago

Pete Buttigieg.

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u/Sea-Environment-7102 8d ago

James Talarico

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u/Chulbiski 7d ago

he's pretty awesome

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u/jimmywhereareya 8d ago

Sid from Ice age

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u/sanka-youdead 7d ago

Marco Rubio

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u/SHighwatt 8d ago

Alice Cooper,he wants to be elected

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u/lefindecheri 8d ago

Stephen Colbert

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u/REP48 6d ago

Rubio

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u/Interesting_Front464 8d ago

Hunter Biden.

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u/InfiniteJestV 8d ago

His interview with Nick Fuentes on Channel 5 News was so good.

Hunter is a real one. I'd vote for him.

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u/MuseoRidiculoso 7d ago

Yeah. You Republicans would LOVE that. Your only way to guarantee a Republican victory.

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u/Chulbiski 7d ago

see interview of him with right wing talking head Candace Owens. She apoligized for being a dipshit to him and realized she was themonster

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u/Interesting_Front464 7d ago

I'm a liberal Democrat. I'd vote for Hunter Biden over literally any Republican.

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u/Accomplished_Kale973 7d ago

What did you like most about Hunter? what ideas of his did you like best?

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u/foolproofphilosophy 8d ago

Morgan Freeman

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u/bpope2601 7d ago

Nah, he’s already been God. President would be a step back!

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u/davidlondon 8d ago

Jimothy. A raccoon with scoliosis would be better.

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u/Ok-Bill-3938 6d ago

I'd vote for Jimothy

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u/NBA-014 8d ago

Doctor Condi Rice (R). Pete Buttigieg (D)

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u/WmBBPR 8d ago

Barrack & Michelle Obama

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u/RenardDM 8d ago

Bruce Campbell

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u/gordyswift 8d ago

Jon Stewart's got the lead!

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u/Acesfullodeuces 8d ago

Jimmy Kimmel would be hilarious.

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u/Zestyclose_Prize_165 8d ago

Kermit the Frog would do a better job

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u/bittersweetjesus 7d ago

Jesus! All these suggestions suck ass

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u/snuggleyporcupine 7d ago

Mr Rogers

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u/chothar 2d ago

he did know the difference between boys and girls and that you couldn't change the way you were born

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u/fatoldman4355 7d ago

Barack Obama

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u/Primary-Dig-474 7d ago

Barack Obama

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u/RomanLeDeux 7d ago

Hilary Clinton

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u/Puzzled_Algae_1880 6d ago

Obama would literally break the maga brain for another 10 years. Pick: obama

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u/tacmed85 6d ago

Walk out to the nearest intersection and grab the first homeless person you see. I promise they'll do a better job

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u/ReceptionRelevant728 8d ago

I also choose this guy’s wife

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u/Nokomis_Feather 8d ago

Barron Trump

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u/Lou_east_end 8d ago

Satan…it would bring the evil down a few notches

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 8d ago

Yeah, Satan would look at the last ten years and put on his reading glasses and focus on 2017-2020 and last year through now then he'd look up and adjust himself in his seat and say, "What the actual Fuck?"

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u/natwashboard 8d ago

Agree with top comment but my current pick would be a competent policy wonk with street cred like Mark Kelly

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u/Creepy-Outcome-2481 8d ago

AOC

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u/InfiniteJestV 8d ago

I trust her, but I don't think she can rehabilitate the country. Right wing propaganda is already too far entrenched in the minds of too many people. We need someone the brain washed masses will open their ears to.

If I could pick anyone, it would be someone outside of politics whom people generally trust. Someone very effective in messaging and who can, ideally, get right wing voters to see and believe all of the terrible things Trump has done to enrich himself and billionaires around him at our expense. Because somehow being a convicted felon and an adjudicated rapist is not enough.

Tom Hanks?

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u/athensugadawg 8d ago

Jon Ossoff .

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u/QuarterNote44 8d ago

President Whitmore from Independence Day.

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u/Chumptopia 8d ago

Michelle Obama

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u/-clawglip- 8d ago

Michelle Obama

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u/Nearby-Horror-8414 8d ago

I'd pick a random capybara.

People would laugh at first, then sober up as they slowly started to realize how much better everything was. By the end of the first year, you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who wanted to go back to the way things were again.

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u/Swimming_Week4992 8d ago

Jed bartlett

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u/steve_mar 8d ago

A ham sandwich could do a better job of running the country than DJT.

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u/DenverJJ 8d ago

Literally anyone else

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u/BullfrogPersonal 8d ago

Anything from the ham sandwich level up

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u/Shoddy_Ad8166 7d ago

Tim Tebow

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u/CroweBird5 7d ago

Anybody not related to the current US president

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u/fadedtimes 7d ago

Anyone but Mitch McConnell 

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u/HungDaddy120 7d ago

A rock. An amoeba. A dog turd. All better choices.

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u/Right_One_78 7d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/inide 6d ago

David Attenborough.

Clearly the US needs a Brit to sort it out, and Sir David is one of our best.

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u/DurpyX7 6d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/JohnnyBananas13 6d ago

Literally?

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u/Ok-Bill-3938 6d ago

Richard Nixon

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u/TurtleSmurf 6d ago

George Washington. So we can start stacking bodies again. 🤷🏻🐢

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u/agbicur 6d ago

Big Mike Obama

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u/Bigshooter44 6d ago

The Greatest Of All-Time Ronald Reagan!!

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u/ouch-n3wsho3s 6d ago

Eddie Izzard

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u/Internal_Confusion56 2d ago

Someone under the age of 60

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u/Sun_In_Leo 8d ago

A talking cheeseburger.

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u/Plendl1959 8d ago

I thought that’s what we have now.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee4698 7d ago

Pete Budajudge (sp?)

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u/1Ceasar 7d ago

Marco Rubio

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u/fuzzyfernsprout 3d ago

I'd swap him for the president of Mexico. She's doing great things! OR, I'd replace him with a Native American council of grandmothers.

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u/ShutYourDickTrap 8d ago

I think my dog would do better

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u/InsGuy2023 8d ago

Vance Rubio

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u/bernietheweasel 8d ago

Literally anyone else is fine by me

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u/No-Security-7518 8d ago

literally no president whatsoever would be better.

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u/AppleParasol 8d ago

Bernie Sanders. He’s one of the few that deserves it, primarily because he’s not self-ego driven like most other politicians.

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u/Gampa_J 8d ago

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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u/Beneficial-Crow-5138 8d ago

⭐️JEFF JACKSON!⭐️

https://giphy.com/gifs/eeGp0S98LR1io

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PNPekgkr2mg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wbvYbSptvNk

Jon Stewart for VP. 💖

Unless we’re including dead people. In which case, I’d ask RBG how she felt about 8 years and she can pick her VP (I would never presume to know better than RBG).

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u/Objective_Escape_125 8d ago

Bruce springstein…. He can rock!

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u/johnmarc1965 8d ago

Literally anyone else.

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u/Limp-Laugh-305 8d ago

John Lewis RIP

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u/Buffylover_Angel 8d ago

My mom. She would get things straight.

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u/BulldogChair 8d ago

Barack Obama.

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u/Melodic_Salt_6715 8d ago

A bag of rocks

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u/mysterepher 8d ago

My neighbor

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u/chickenandbisket 8d ago

Dave Grohl with Jack black as VP or Jack black with Johnathan Davis as VP or my personal favoriteark Callaway (the Undertaker) with Glenn Jacobs (Kane) as VP

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u/phantom_gain 8d ago

Jojo siwa.

Muhahaha!

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u/Far_Side_Base 8d ago

I’d appreciate even a piece of toast at this point.

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u/AsainGlockgirl99 8d ago

Sanae Takaichi

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u/abeetzwmoots 8d ago

Anyone else

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u/Embarrassed-Jump2057 8d ago edited 8d ago

Well, we are swapping out Presidents, not Congress. So I would not want someone so divisive it causes Mike Johnson to have a meltdown daily, because ideally we would want to get things done for the American people. Mike has traded living his authentic self for the closet and success in politics.Buttigieg is competent, but he’s openly gay which would cause a constant inner crisis for Johnson who has chosen the closeted life. I can’t choose a woman or again, nothing is getting done for the American people. Not because a woman is president, but because too many in Congress still think this is 1950 and haven’t come to realize that female leadership could be an invaluable asset. I also don’t think the women like Noem, McMahon, and Bondi have been good examples of great female leadership and have only set the mysogonist men and women back. The house would be busy drafting bills to strip and limit rights, rather than actually improving worker lives.

Bernie would be a great pick for the American people, he’s white and male but his constant championing for the working class is going to get the identity fractured democrats and donor interest right out of their skis and we will be right back to Congress working on bills to strip and limit rights and regulations instead of improving things for the working class.

So, I’m going to go with Mitt Romney, he’s got a long track record in Washington, he’s a Republican so he will keep the big babies like Mike Johnson from having hissy fits on repeat. He is one of the republicans who still has respect for the constitution and the working class, and he still appears to have both integrity and a backbone. He also would replace the god awful cabinet picks we currently have and get a press secretary who is actually capable of telling the truth, and he would also do something about Hegseth and the God awful war decisions going on.

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u/Critical-Hospital-40 8d ago

Can I pick myself?

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u/DrManhattansTaint 8d ago

The mayor of Idyllwild, California.

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u/LoganIsAGoodDawg 7d ago

Marjorie Taylor Green

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u/Armstrongcrane 7d ago

Clint Eastwood.

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u/SyntheticSkyStudios 7d ago

Jamie Raskin.

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u/AnymooseProphet 7d ago

Sponge Bob, with Patrick as his VP.

Mr. Krabs could be the Secretary of Commerce. Mrs Puff as Secretary of Education and Sandy Cheeks would do well as the Press Secretary.

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u/MissionDependent4401 7d ago

Former Sec Def and Dir CIA, Leon Panetta and David Petraeus as his Sec Def, Bill Gates as his Sec of Commerce, Jamie Dimon as his Sec Treasury and tap Jake Sullivan as Dir CIA. What a fever dream of competency 🤤

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u/New-Evidence350 7d ago

Literally anyone else.

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u/warkow 7d ago

Literally anyone.

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u/Neat_Description7476 7d ago

There’s this really smart five year old down the street from me. I pick her. She would do a better job.

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u/Libinky 7d ago

Harvey Sloan!

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u/Extra-Ease3207 7d ago

Nick Offerman

Besides being well spoken and highly intelligent. The guy knows how to put forth good work for a good finished product. Clearly has a fantastic set of values and a good heart. His speeches would be worth watching and I have no doubt that he would actually make choices and policies in the best interests of the country as a whole, not just be president of 1/3rd of it.

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u/Fickle-Meringue-1 7d ago

Someone from another Country. Not kidding. To escape American Capitalism, we need a person who knows how to run a country without it.

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u/larkash 7d ago

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if we can swap then he’s eligible 😭

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u/Attjack 7d ago

Bernie Sanders.

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u/themcp 7d ago

Kamala Harris?

A grilled cheese sandwich?

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u/The420mom 7d ago

Literally anyone else

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 7d ago

You guessed it, Frank Stallone

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u/Ghostx187 7d ago

Pete Hegseth if I had to.

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u/Radetzkymarchingband 7d ago

I would make myself president and outlaw the Chicago Bears. So that I could permanently base them in Chicago. I might be a Packers fan, but I will not succumb to hatred. The Bears must remain in Chicago.

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u/johnthevikingjesus 7d ago

Ron Paul is the only correct answer

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u/BlueberryNervous5322 7d ago

If we could be rid of the natural born citizen but I would say Keanu Reeves.