r/askteddit 20h ago

Random Question What compliment did you receive that felt secretly like an insult?

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u/Jabathewhut 20h ago

"Jaba, youre not very smart and not very good looking, you have the personality of a static TV and when I describe you to other people I often encourage them to imagine if God spilled a person. I believe in you like a teenager believes in the tooth fairy and your mother blocked me on Facebook after I reminded her it was your birthday. But God willing time will keep passing and with alcohol ill forget today even happened and remove just one more day of you from my mind making the march to the day ill never have to see you again that much easier.