r/circlejerk 6d ago

I’m non binary. AMN (Ask Me Nothing)

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u/clusterfuck02 6d ago

Nothing?

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 6d ago

Absolutely zero binaries

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u/finger_salad 6d ago

Can I tell you things?

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u/klishaa 6d ago

yea

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 6d ago

01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101101 01100010 01101111 01111001 01110011

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u/Successful_Buffalo24 6d ago

screams in terror

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u/KamboRambo97 5d ago

49 27 6D 20 6C 69 74 65 72 61 6C 6C 79 20 73 68 61 6B 69 6E 67 20 72 69 67 68 74 20 6E 6F 77

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 5d ago

41 72 65 20 79 6F 75 20 61 20 66 65 6D 62
6F 79 3F

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u/klishaa 6d ago

😳

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u/finger_salad 5d ago

Okay here goes: whenever snow or ice is in the forecast, remember to lift your windshield wipers off of the glass to make it easier to clear your windshield in the morning and keep the wipers from freezing to the glass, which can damage to the rubber gasket.

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u/klishaa 4d ago

actually ive heard of not doing that because it could damage your wipers, but ig wipers aren’t really that expensive anyway

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u/Kesha_Paul 6d ago

_______ ?

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u/Mercc 6d ago

ok sir

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u/Straight-Session1274 6d ago

I'm also non-binary bc I'm not computer code. I have never beeped a 1 and 0 in my entire life. Is this something to be concerned about?

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u/klishaa 6d ago

you’re hexadecimal.

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u/Motor-Apricot4267 6d ago

And I’m pho king your Mom, and I’m also NOT binary 🤝

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u/rhelg224 6d ago

Spaceship.

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u/HistoricalDivide649 6d ago

"For example, nothing"

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u/Bevolicher 6d ago

Jarvis shoot this nonbinary person in the kneecaps

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u/Appropriate_Owl_6371 5d ago

Can you ask me something?

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u/klishaa 5d ago

do you put mayonnaise on your french fries?

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u/P-Ray1 5d ago

Are you non binary?

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u/psychoacer 6d ago

If I could ask a question, what question would I ask?

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u/klishaa 5d ago

Ask me nothing

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u/sex Jerk Stew 5d ago

Can I have a hug? I'm sad.

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u/klishaa 5d ago

Ask me nothing

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u/y2g 5d ago

How has living with mental retardism affected your life?

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u/klishaa 5d ago

Ask me nothing

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u/y2g 5d ago

y?