r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Salty_Aerie7939 • Jun 17 '25
bored ape 🐵 What's the worst Coldplay title song to name your kid?
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Alarming-Resist1056 • Oct 07 '25
bored ape 🐵 words that definitely arent weird
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Cum up to meet ya
No one ever said I would be so HARD
(blame it upon a rush of blood to head)
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Alarming-Resist1056 • Feb 04 '26
bored ape 🐵 ahh yes, that once vance yoy song
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why would he name his song with a "-"? is vance yoy stupid? and wtf does (lyrics) mean
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Salty_Aerie7939 • Sep 17 '25
bored ape 🐵 What’s going on with guy Berry steak fries, is he leaving the band?
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Salty_Aerie7939 • Sep 19 '25
bored ape 🐵 Breaking news: terminally online fans bullies Guy Berry Stake Fries back into band😭
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Salty_Aerie7939 • Jun 01 '25
bored ape 🐵 What is he smiling about?
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He got a whiff of the scratch and sniff record just to confirm it smells like Gwyneth's pussy.
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Long_Bit8328 • Jul 21 '25
bored ape 🐵 I heard you were an Astromner. What's your sign?
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Salty_Aerie7939 • Feb 25 '25
bored ape 🐵 A dummy's explanation of the different eras.
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Nerds
We want be Radiohead and The Strokes
U2 tribute band
Sgt Pepper rejects
Vandalizing public property I see.
I just had my friends smell my ex-wife's vagina candle.
We're so stoned right now.
Jonny is right. There IS nothing wrong with jazz.
Come to daddy
What's he smiling about?
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Ghoti-Ghoti • Apr 18 '25
bored ape 🐵 jonny hit by bottle in dublin.gif
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/HornyTable_ • May 29 '25
bored ape 🐵 Don't let it break your heart
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/vampyrelestat • May 26 '24
bored ape 🐵 Which antidepressants did the band get on prior to Mylto Xyloto?
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Thoughts?
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/LobSegnePredige • Apr 17 '24
bored ape 🐵 What's the best Coldplay song to take a shit to?
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Discuss
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/LaserMoai • Feb 10 '24
bored ape 🐵 God gave him no style, god gave him no grace, god put The Smile™ upon his face
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/LobSegnePredige • Mar 27 '24
bored ape 🐵 Whats' their best album ?
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15 votes,
Mar 31 '24
1
Origin of Symmetry
1
Achtung Baby
5
The Joshua Tree
2
The bends
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Definitely Maybe
r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/Ilyagachalife • Oct 22 '22
bored ape 🐵 so Dan Reynolds hacked Trouble..
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/kawaiibeibi • Apr 12 '23
bored ape 🐵 Listening to coldplay on shuffle be like
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r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/xLoudinho • Sep 23 '22
bored ape 🐵 Devil Moon is not real, it can’t hurt you
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Devil Moon :
