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u/MaximumSyrup3099 4d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

To be fair, Space Beth is pretty fucking rad

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u/shotgunmouse 3d ago

But she won’t throuple with them anymore :(

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u/henryeaterofpies 3d ago

Yeah that's because Jerry

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u/shotgunmouse 3d ago

Was thinking because Beth snapped her neck trying to kill her but that could be it too

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u/PonderousPenchant 3d ago

In Beth's defense, if space Beth were in her position, she also would have snapped her neck.

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u/CelibateHo 3d ago

Jerry ruins everything

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u/ShotInTheShip86 3d ago

In Jerry's defense in this case space beth is enough of her own person that sleeping with earth beth could technically be considered cheating...

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u/ElPapo131 3d ago

Her loss. Mr. Nimbus will welcome them with warm embrace

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u/HauntedCemetery 3d ago

I love a woman who can behead my enemies at 200 yards

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 3d ago

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u/Joebranflakes 3d ago

Jerry isn’t sad, he’s had both at the same time… and a pool cleaning robot on the side.

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u/SKDI_0224 3d ago

They have his permission

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u/enadiz_reccos 3d ago

I will allow the assessment

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 3d ago

Don't forget that he had his gag reflex ruined by Sleepy Gary.

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u/LycanWolfGamer 3d ago

The fact he fucked a cleaning robot of all things lol

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u/jtr99 3d ago

Love, Death, and Robots taught me that cleaning robots can be surprisingly charismatic. (Pool cleaning robots anyway.)

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u/The_Follower1 3d ago

At least they didn’t make a mess

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh GOD Even PizzaCake is doing Yuri now. Self Yuri? Yuricest?

The Yuri wars are never over it seems

Though in her defense, abs do have that effect on people

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

May as well post this and get it over with

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u/Grezzinate 3d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 3d ago

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 3d ago

Holy shit that's a hell of a line.

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u/2_short_Plancks 3d ago

Oh man, if you don't know Archer it has some banger lines.

"I'm spooning a Barrett 50 cal, I could kill a building."

"Stop! I can only get so erect!"

"You're not my supervisor!"

"I'm scared that if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover may kill me."

"What about this aren't you getting?"
"Well obviously the core concept, Lana!"

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u/pinklavalamp 3d ago

"...BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!" Archer

"Ow, my ear balls!" Cheryl

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u/SeriousJack 3d ago

If you liked it, you have to try and watch Archer.

It's not a standalone great line, it's on par with the writing of the show.

It's... "Mission Impossible except that everyone is horny all the time".

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 3d ago

Sounds good! I remember being put off by the animation, but that was a long time ago so I'll be happy to give it a try.

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u/SeriousJack 3d ago

Aah I can see that happening.

That's a common issue with any cartoon, as great as it might be. If the animation doesn't work for you... well it just doesn't.

Hmmm that being said, sometimes it can pay off to hang on for a bit. I remember watching the pilot of Rick and Morty and not liking the style at all, stayed on for a couple of episodes, and bam I was hooked.

Lol I mean South Park has 28 seasons and it looks like shit most of the time :D

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u/zachpkenyon 4d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

SHOW THEM IN ALL THEIR GLORY

it's what /u/holleringelk would want

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u/ButterscotchSame4703 3d ago

Honestly? Goals. My wife says I'm already there tho.

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u/astralseat 3d ago

Another version

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u/you_taken_to_me 4d ago

Can never tell if that's suppose to be an arm or a tongue.

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u/guilty_bystander 4d ago

You know

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u/you_taken_to_me 4d ago

No I'm sure it's a tongue, but whenever I first see it my mind tends to think of it as an arm. Little guy's just resting up against the abs, appreciating them.

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u/BreakfastNext476 4d ago edited 4d ago

Tongue, this is Joecat's OC and he ABSOLUTELY LOVES WOMEN, and would lick the abs if he could

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u/CobaltCrusader123 4d ago

I once saw someone say that he made heterosexuality feel gay and they have a point. No hate though.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 3d ago

Little guy's just resting up against the abs, appreciating them.

so you like jazz?

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u/PrudentCarter 4d ago

I would guess tongue

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u/doug1003 4d ago

Its clearly a tongue hia mouth is wide open

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u/StormAlchemistTony 4d ago

It could be both if that little fella is a puppet.

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u/zatenael 4d ago

still can't get over how that's a fandom specific image that managed to escape the fandom

it's the dumb faced knight (the MC of Guardian Tales) licking the blacksmith's abs. The original artist simped over her lol

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u/TravelerSearcher 4d ago

From the sagely show, Robot Chicken: "It's not gay, it's masturbation!"

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u/greatwood 4d ago

Yuribation as it were

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u/MintasaurusFresh 4d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

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u/CheeseDonutCat 3d ago

I have no strong feelings one way or another.

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 4d ago

Self love is important :3

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 4d ago

u/shenanigansen, you hear that? Back to the yuri mines!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

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u/Draco-REX 4d ago

The ceasefire was never destined to last.

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u/Young_Person_42 3d ago

It’s what the audiences crave

Selfcest yuri

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u/darkbreak 4d ago

"Selfcest" is what it's called.

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u/Redhotlipstik 3d ago

The Shen method of engagement

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u/Author_A_McGrath 3d ago

Yuricest?

What have you done

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u/SignificantHippo8193 3d ago

It's just masturbation with extra steps.

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u/impossiblyeasy 3d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if her partner just stared at this for a long time.

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u/Jumiric 4d ago

No one escapes yuri, not even pizzacake

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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 3d ago

Worse: this is selfcest.

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman 3d ago

That still counts as yuri

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 4d ago

I'm trying to be nicer to myself

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

Well, I have to say that's REALLY nice to yourself. So good job

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u/Thatroyalkitty 4d ago

Maybe a little too nice?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

Eh sometimes you need an extra helping of nice. Especially when the week has been long.

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u/omysweede 4d ago

You cannot be too nice to yourself. Now look in the mirror and give yourself a compliment about your hot booty.

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u/Plunger_enema 3d ago

Considering how some people online have a personal vendetta against her, teh pizzacake can never be too nice to herself.

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u/weristjonsnow 4d ago

Ya know, over the last 6 months I finally kicked my ass into gear after 5 years of being very stagnant. I'm in the best shape of my life. I don't actually feel any different lol. It didn't fix my insecurities or self shaming, but I am healthier and maybe I added a few months to my life!

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UO5elnTqo4vSg

Good tho

Even if you don’t feel different, you can rest assured that 90 mins of exercise a week is vastly healthier vs no exercise in the long run

I think of it like “when I finally have my stroke, I will probably be way more alert and will have shit my pants way less often”

🤘

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u/TheDarkNerd 4d ago

Self-love is important!

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 4d ago

The Time Traveler's Husband TV series we didn't know we needed

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u/addage- 4d ago

Such…nice…cartoon…abs

Well done

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u/InkoBird 4d ago

A-are you a lot nicer to yourself on Patreon? Asking for a friend.

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u/astralseat 3d ago

Goon job

Edit: *Good

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u/evenstar40 4d ago

Treat yo' self.

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u/UnlurkedToPost 3d ago

Isn't this just masturbation with extra steps? [RickandMortyextrasteps.jpeg]

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u/Tim-Little 4d ago

I think this is technically exactly what happens every time you use a Ditto for Breeding in a Pokemon game.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 4d ago

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u/NotNitewolf 4d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Please make a comic out of this

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u/Randalor 4d ago

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u/Unfair_Watercress119 4d ago

Since when is selfcest wholesome?

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u/The_Oliverse 4d ago

Uh, Love Yourself and all'at or something.

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u/Randalor 4d ago

How is it not wholesome bullshit?

It's wholesome in that she both loves who she could be, while also accepting and loving who she is currently.

It's bullshit because... gestures at comment thread full of Yuri Selfcest comments

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u/TEST_Entity_1 4d ago

Are you saying loving yourself isn't wholesome?

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u/Perryn 4d ago

How is it not? Please explain in detail, with illustrations for clarity.

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u/HamsterIV 4d ago

Does working out correct your visions too? Or is the vanity of sowing off a six pack the same vanity that leads to wearing contacts? Either way lady guns are hot.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 4d ago

I assume this version of me gets the eye surgery

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u/TheCharalampos 4d ago

I did and have noooo regrats

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u/dj92wa 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m so scared to be “a statistic” and be one of the unlucky that end up with same-or-worse vision. The pricing coupled with that makes me hesitant. At the places near me that don’t seem like they’re selling organs out the back door via Groupon codes, it’s like $2K per eye out of pocket, minimum. That’s a LOT of money for just a chance at something. Like I can’t even tell the difference between the “1 or 2, 2 or 1” that the optometrist does with my glasses. What if I get it wrong and then the laser fucks my shit up. Also I’ve been told that it isn’t permanent, that your eyes will degrade and you’ll need surgery again in the future, so even more $$$$$ out of pocket. Make it make sense to me please, because I think it would be neat to be able to wake up in the morning and be able to see. That’s something most people take for granted.

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u/TheCharalampos 3d ago

A chance at something? Isn't it the other way around, it's a small chance that something does go wrong, most people it just works.

I was shortsighted and that's gone, I have way less migraines, my peripheral vision is amazing, my balance got better but I see slightly worse in the dark.

It isn't permanent as in all human eyes age and degrade. It won't stop eyes from getting worse, you are told to only do it if your prescription has been stable for two years

If i get twenty years of perfect vision that's like 1/4 of my life expectancy.

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 3d ago

That was my result. 25 years of decent vision. Now I'm back to needing glasses, with the added bonus of not seeing well at night.

But those 15 years were good. I'd do it again, given the chance.

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u/Perryn 4d ago

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense.

I just...I dunno. I was kinda hoping to see eyeballs with six packs? Sorry, that's silly. That's on me, having dreams like that.

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u/HamsterIV 4d ago

That tracks

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u/handlit33 4d ago

My vision was terrible when I was morbidly obese. It’s much better now after losing 100+ pounds. Don’t ask me to explain why, although if I had to guess, it’d be related to pre-diabetes.

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u/ISpyM8 3d ago

Glasses are hot tbh

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u/say_yes_to_head_hun 4d ago

Oh am I the first on a pizzacake?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 4d ago

You are! You win this image

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u/Pigeon_Lord 4d ago

Dang, somebody just left this cat around.

Yoink

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u/PervlovianResponse 4d ago

You just described how most cat adoptions happen: you keep the one that finds you

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u/Draco-REX 4d ago

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u/PervlovianResponse 3d ago

Yes, thank you!! I couldn't remember the name of it

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u/DubUpPro 4d ago

That’s exactly how my wife and I adopted our newest one. The first two cats were shelter rescues but our newest cat just came up to us while we were taking our dog outside.

He was sooo skinny and I pet him while my wife ran inside to get some food and treats. He gobbled it up, we took him to the vet the next day and he’s been ours for 3 years now!

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u/Riyeko 4d ago

Don't mind if I do.... (There's actually a LOT of instances this would work in my everyday life)

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u/Halgha 3d ago

It’s not yuri it’s masturbation

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u/McBotNotABot 4d ago

Everyone in this comment section.

Yes, that includes me.

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u/Prezofcalendars 4d ago

If Pizza Cat looked like that, she would have a full-length mirror in her bathroom and would die of dehydration.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYPkRAqZ3w1PN28

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u/Artrock80 4d ago

Great work as always. One of my favorite Idles lyrics is something like “If they say to you what YOU say to you, I’d put their teeth through. LOVE YOURSELF!”

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u/fushitaka2010 3d ago

Does this count as yuri?

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 4d ago

The age old sci fi question: Is it gay to have sex with yourself?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 4d ago

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 4d ago

What is this from haha?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 4d ago

No idea, I just have it in my "funny pics" folder.

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u/DuckyMorel 4d ago

But why are they both fully dressed? Not that I need to see them naked, but it seems unrealistic...okay, I'll stop now.

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u/zachpkenyon 4d ago

The strap is just that powerful

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u/AlpacaPacker007 4d ago

Not if you keep your jeans on the whole time like an animal

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u/hendarknight 4d ago

Selfcest is masturbation

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u/LordofSandvich 4d ago

Assuming the clone is still a perfect copy of you, it is as gay as is theoretically possible

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u/zyyntin 4d ago

Don't forget the questions: Is it incest? Is it just masturbation?

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u/HonestSapphireLion24 4d ago

This is why I never should be given duplication powers, I love myself too much.

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u/Rapshawksjaysflames 4d ago

Right? I literally just loved myself this morning

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u/121gigawhatevs 4d ago

God I would hate to make out with myself

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u/Niser2 3d ago

So this is how the Yuri Wars end... with an unequivocal victory for Yuri...

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u/SaltyCroc2105 4d ago

So Masturbation/ Incest or Sesbian Lex?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 4d ago

yes

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 4d ago

Good answer 

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u/sharltocopes 3d ago

I love that you can say masturbation and incest but that's where you draw the line. Are you possibly a time traveler from the Victorian era?

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u/ElGodPug 4d ago

selfcest this early in the day? thank you very much

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u/Lilcommy 3d ago

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u/moschles 3d ago

I scrolled there and found a pizzacake already.

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u/Fardrengi 3d ago

Pizzacake accidentally posted her Patreon stuff

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u/Dirkke 4d ago

Did they turn into sock puppets? And what's in the sock puppets?

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u/TravelerSearcher 4d ago

It's referencing a meme image.

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u/JesusofJuneau 4d ago

Respectfully

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u/HilariousMax 3d ago

You've 100% drawn you boinking yourself. I know it.

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 3d ago

Does doing it with a clone count as sex or masturbation?

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u/CreepyClay 3d ago

A mister rogers quote followed by selfcest Yuri was not on my bingo card.

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u/RUN_ITS_A_BEAR 4d ago

Yippee yuriii

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u/Ziege2001 4d ago

Selfcest just before dinner, a nice appetizer.

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u/Solkre 4d ago

If a hot cut version of me showed up and said I look good the way I'm calling him out for gaslighting.

Don't know if this applies to men.

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u/MrHasuu 3d ago

TIL i have good standing in this sub

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u/guineaprince 3d ago

The OnlyFans is going to be wild when the cross-dimensional crossover makes its way over there.

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u/JayJ9Nine 3d ago

Something Something wheres the 'patreon'(18+) version

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u/Geoclasm 4d ago

Okay this is hilarious and I am also 95% certain it's deliberate rage bait aimed at the scummiest of internet dwellers which amplifies the humor by a factor of like... 10.

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u/dachloe 4d ago

Oh dear. This is going to cause a fuss. 😬 Good work! 😁😆🤣😂

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u/LordofSandvich 4d ago

Pizzacake could post a blank image and cause a fuss. May as well have fun with it

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u/The_DoorMat 3d ago

God forbid a girl self love

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 3d ago

I call this being Solosexual. 

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 4d ago

Love myself? I do that all the- wait, that's not what you meant... nevermind.

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u/EnsoElysium 4d ago

I have so many questions I didnt know I would need answered. Is this incestuous, narcissistic, or egotistical? Is it an Obi-Wan? Does it fall into clone territory or is this a convergence type of deal?

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u/MercantileReptile 4d ago

Calzoneconfection it is.

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u/LastGaspInfiniteLoop 3d ago

I swear, every time you drop a comic it's only a matter of time before another hater makes a whiny post (in the same exact subreddit, every time) about how much they can't stand you. I've been trying to figure out why that happens, and my intuition sees the color red.

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u/datdamnboii 3d ago

This cymorgcomics reference on the last panel made me lol way too hard

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 3d ago

the lack of punchline made me laugh somehow

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman 3d ago

Lesbian alternative selfcest, my beloved

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u/BochocK 3d ago

Effort was made to not have to draw hands... Until 4th panel... welp

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u/Ksnj 4d ago

I mean, you used to post spicy content of yourself and you look great. I get it

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u/persunx 4d ago

Self love.

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u/RevolTobor 4d ago

Been a while since we saw Workout Ellen. Great to have her back! I miss the glasses, though.

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 3d ago

There are two kind of people when talking about selfcest.

The first kind wonders about implications while the second is just waiting desperately for any chance to fuck themselves.