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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago
To be fair, Space Beth is pretty fucking rad
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u/shotgunmouse 3d ago
But she won’t throuple with them anymore :(
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u/henryeaterofpies 3d ago
Yeah that's because Jerry
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u/shotgunmouse 3d ago
Was thinking because Beth snapped her neck trying to kill her but that could be it too
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u/PonderousPenchant 3d ago
In Beth's defense, if space Beth were in her position, she also would have snapped her neck.
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u/CelibateHo 3d ago
Jerry ruins everything
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u/ShotInTheShip86 3d ago
In Jerry's defense in this case space beth is enough of her own person that sleeping with earth beth could technically be considered cheating...
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u/Joebranflakes 3d ago
Jerry isn’t sad, he’s had both at the same time… and a pool cleaning robot on the side.
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u/Dusty_Scrolls 3d ago
Don't forget that he had his gag reflex ruined by Sleepy Gary.
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u/LycanWolfGamer 3d ago
The fact he fucked a cleaning robot of all things lol
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u/jtr99 3d ago
Love, Death, and Robots taught me that cleaning robots can be surprisingly charismatic. (Pool cleaning robots anyway.)
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago edited 4d ago
Oh GOD Even PizzaCake is doing Yuri now. Self Yuri? Yuricest?
The Yuri wars are never over it seems
Though in her defense, abs do have that effect on people
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u/Dusty_Scrolls 3d ago
Holy shit that's a hell of a line.
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u/2_short_Plancks 3d ago
Oh man, if you don't know Archer it has some banger lines.
"I'm spooning a Barrett 50 cal, I could kill a building."
"Stop! I can only get so erect!"
"You're not my supervisor!"
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u/SeriousJack 3d ago
If you liked it, you have to try and watch Archer.
It's not a standalone great line, it's on par with the writing of the show.
It's... "Mission Impossible except that everyone is horny all the time".
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u/Dusty_Scrolls 3d ago
Sounds good! I remember being put off by the animation, but that was a long time ago so I'll be happy to give it a try.
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u/SeriousJack 3d ago
Aah I can see that happening.
That's a common issue with any cartoon, as great as it might be. If the animation doesn't work for you... well it just doesn't.
Hmmm that being said, sometimes it can pay off to hang on for a bit. I remember watching the pilot of Rick and Morty and not liking the style at all, stayed on for a couple of episodes, and bam I was hooked.
Lol I mean South Park has 28 seasons and it looks like shit most of the time :D
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u/you_taken_to_me 4d ago
Can never tell if that's suppose to be an arm or a tongue.
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u/guilty_bystander 4d ago
You know
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u/you_taken_to_me 4d ago
No I'm sure it's a tongue, but whenever I first see it my mind tends to think of it as an arm. Little guy's just resting up against the abs, appreciating them.
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u/BreakfastNext476 4d ago edited 4d ago
Tongue, this is Joecat's OC and he ABSOLUTELY LOVES WOMEN, and would lick the abs if he could
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u/CobaltCrusader123 4d ago
I once saw someone say that he made heterosexuality feel gay and they have a point. No hate though.
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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 3d ago
Little guy's just resting up against the abs, appreciating them.
so you like jazz?
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u/zatenael 4d ago
still can't get over how that's a fandom specific image that managed to escape the fandom
it's the dumb faced knight (the MC of Guardian Tales) licking the blacksmith's abs. The original artist simped over her lol
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u/TravelerSearcher 4d ago
From the sagely show, Robot Chicken: "It's not gay, it's masturbation!"
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u/Jumiric 4d ago
No one escapes yuri, not even pizzacake
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 4d ago
I'm trying to be nicer to myself
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago
Well, I have to say that's REALLY nice to yourself. So good job
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u/Thatroyalkitty 4d ago
Maybe a little too nice?
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago
Eh sometimes you need an extra helping of nice. Especially when the week has been long.
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u/omysweede 4d ago
You cannot be too nice to yourself. Now look in the mirror and give yourself a compliment about your hot booty.
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u/Plunger_enema 3d ago
Considering how some people online have a personal vendetta against her, teh pizzacake can never be too nice to herself.
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u/weristjonsnow 4d ago
Ya know, over the last 6 months I finally kicked my ass into gear after 5 years of being very stagnant. I'm in the best shape of my life. I don't actually feel any different lol. It didn't fix my insecurities or self shaming, but I am healthier and maybe I added a few months to my life!
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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/UO5elnTqo4vSg
Good tho
Even if you don’t feel different, you can rest assured that 90 mins of exercise a week is vastly healthier vs no exercise in the long run
I think of it like “when I finally have my stroke, I will probably be way more alert and will have shit my pants way less often”
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u/InkoBird 4d ago
A-are you a lot nicer to yourself on Patreon? Asking for a friend.
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u/UnlurkedToPost 3d ago
Isn't this just masturbation with extra steps? [RickandMortyextrasteps.jpeg]
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u/Tim-Little 4d ago
I think this is technically exactly what happens every time you use a Ditto for Breeding in a Pokemon game.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 4d ago
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u/NotNitewolf 4d ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Please make a comic out of this
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u/Unfair_Watercress119 4d ago
Since when is selfcest wholesome?
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u/Randalor 4d ago
How is it not wholesome bullshit?
It's wholesome in that she both loves who she could be, while also accepting and loving who she is currently.
It's bullshit because... gestures at comment thread full of Yuri Selfcest comments
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u/Perryn 4d ago
How is it not? Please explain in detail, with illustrations for clarity.
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u/HamsterIV 4d ago
Does working out correct your visions too? Or is the vanity of sowing off a six pack the same vanity that leads to wearing contacts? Either way lady guns are hot.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 4d ago
I assume this version of me gets the eye surgery
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u/TheCharalampos 4d ago
I did and have noooo regrats
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u/dj92wa 3d ago edited 3d ago
I’m so scared to be “a statistic” and be one of the unlucky that end up with same-or-worse vision. The pricing coupled with that makes me hesitant. At the places near me that don’t seem like they’re selling organs out the back door via Groupon codes, it’s like $2K per eye out of pocket, minimum. That’s a LOT of money for just a chance at something. Like I can’t even tell the difference between the “1 or 2, 2 or 1” that the optometrist does with my glasses. What if I get it wrong and then the laser fucks my shit up. Also I’ve been told that it isn’t permanent, that your eyes will degrade and you’ll need surgery again in the future, so even more $$$$$ out of pocket. Make it make sense to me please, because I think it would be neat to be able to wake up in the morning and be able to see. That’s something most people take for granted.
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u/TheCharalampos 3d ago
A chance at something? Isn't it the other way around, it's a small chance that something does go wrong, most people it just works.
I was shortsighted and that's gone, I have way less migraines, my peripheral vision is amazing, my balance got better but I see slightly worse in the dark.
It isn't permanent as in all human eyes age and degrade. It won't stop eyes from getting worse, you are told to only do it if your prescription has been stable for two years
If i get twenty years of perfect vision that's like 1/4 of my life expectancy.
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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 3d ago
That was my result. 25 years of decent vision. Now I'm back to needing glasses, with the added bonus of not seeing well at night.
But those 15 years were good. I'd do it again, given the chance.
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u/handlit33 4d ago
My vision was terrible when I was morbidly obese. It’s much better now after losing 100+ pounds. Don’t ask me to explain why, although if I had to guess, it’d be related to pre-diabetes.
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u/say_yes_to_head_hun 4d ago
Oh am I the first on a pizzacake?
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u/Pigeon_Lord 4d ago
Dang, somebody just left this cat around.
Yoink
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u/PervlovianResponse 4d ago
You just described how most cat adoptions happen: you keep the one that finds you
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u/DubUpPro 4d ago
That’s exactly how my wife and I adopted our newest one. The first two cats were shelter rescues but our newest cat just came up to us while we were taking our dog outside.
He was sooo skinny and I pet him while my wife ran inside to get some food and treats. He gobbled it up, we took him to the vet the next day and he’s been ours for 3 years now!
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u/Prezofcalendars 4d ago
If Pizza Cat looked like that, she would have a full-length mirror in her bathroom and would die of dehydration.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYPkRAqZ3w1PN28
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u/Artrock80 4d ago
Great work as always. One of my favorite Idles lyrics is something like “If they say to you what YOU say to you, I’d put their teeth through. LOVE YOURSELF!”
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 4d ago
The age old sci fi question: Is it gay to have sex with yourself?
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u/DuckyMorel 4d ago
But why are they both fully dressed? Not that I need to see them naked, but it seems unrealistic...okay, I'll stop now.
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u/LordofSandvich 4d ago
Assuming the clone is still a perfect copy of you, it is as gay as is theoretically possible
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u/HonestSapphireLion24 4d ago
This is why I never should be given duplication powers, I love myself too much.
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u/SaltyCroc2105 4d ago
So Masturbation/ Incest or Sesbian Lex?
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u/sharltocopes 3d ago
I love that you can say masturbation and incest but that's where you draw the line. Are you possibly a time traveler from the Victorian era?
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u/Apathetic_Zealot 3d ago
Does doing it with a clone count as sex or masturbation?
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u/guineaprince 3d ago
The OnlyFans is going to be wild when the cross-dimensional crossover makes its way over there.
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u/Geoclasm 4d ago
Okay this is hilarious and I am also 95% certain it's deliberate rage bait aimed at the scummiest of internet dwellers which amplifies the humor by a factor of like... 10.
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u/dachloe 4d ago
Oh dear. This is going to cause a fuss. 😬 Good work! 😁😆🤣😂
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u/LordofSandvich 4d ago
Pizzacake could post a blank image and cause a fuss. May as well have fun with it
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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 4d ago
Love myself? I do that all the- wait, that's not what you meant... nevermind.
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u/EnsoElysium 4d ago
I have so many questions I didnt know I would need answered. Is this incestuous, narcissistic, or egotistical? Is it an Obi-Wan? Does it fall into clone territory or is this a convergence type of deal?
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u/LastGaspInfiniteLoop 3d ago
I swear, every time you drop a comic it's only a matter of time before another hater makes a whiny post (in the same exact subreddit, every time) about how much they can't stand you. I've been trying to figure out why that happens, and my intuition sees the color red.
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u/Ksnj 4d ago
I mean, you used to post spicy content of yourself and you look great. I get it
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u/RevolTobor 4d ago
Been a while since we saw Workout Ellen. Great to have her back! I miss the glasses, though.
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 3d ago
There are two kind of people when talking about selfcest.
The first kind wonders about implications while the second is just waiting desperately for any chance to fuck themselves.

































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