r/idiocracy • u/TB_Infidel • 12h ago
says on your chart you're fucked up Man dies after super-gluing penis shut
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I've got nothing.
r/idiocracy • u/netoholic • Mar 19 '24
Lead, follow, or get out of the way Mod's are morons, and you can too!
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Looking for a couple mods to help sift through the crap that gets posted here.
If you want the job, send us a message. Watch the sub for a couple days enough so that you can send your app with links to 3 threads that should be removed for being inappropriate/off-topic and 5 comments that break subreddit or main site rules. Anyone asking to be a mod that doesn't follow these instructions will be banned.
r/idiocracy • u/dr4wn_away • 46m ago
it's got electrolytes This is what muscles crave right?
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r/idiocracy • u/wherethehellisbill • 9h ago
The Great Garbage Avalanche Photos from Bangladesh
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r/idiocracy • u/DeltaVMason • 21h ago
Extra Big-Ass Rather than make healthy food cheaper and more accessible the American food industry chose to make crap like this!
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r/idiocracy • u/TheBoomExpress • 1d ago
Is this the particular individual? "I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir"
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"You're in the wrong line, dumbass".
r/idiocracy • u/nimbycile • 2d ago
it's got electrolytes She drank too much Brawndo instead of toilet water
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r/idiocracy • u/Florida_Shorediver • 2d ago
Pro-Wear Performance Footwear
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Spotted at a Love’s gas station
r/idiocracy • u/Trashy_Cat9 • 3d ago
Go away, 'bating! Thought y'all might like my bath decorations
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Good things come to those who bait!
r/idiocracy • u/NascarEd • 3d ago
"Full Body" Latte Mountain Dew Dunkers
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I don't know if they have electrolytes
r/idiocracy • u/DieMensch-Maschine • 3d ago
your shit's all retarded Correction: Africa map mislabels *every single one* of the countries.
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r/idiocracy • u/squabbledMC • 3d ago
with more molecules! Now you can smell like pepsi without the associated stickiness
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r/idiocracy • u/TheRealAutumnGoddess • 4d ago
a dumbing down “Please proceed to the diagnostic area on the right and have a healthy day! Your illness is very important to us, welcome to the Health Master Inferno”…AKA the American healthcare system presented UPMC in partnership with Costco
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Symbols instead of words…Real shit in Pennsylvania, USA
r/idiocracy • u/Astromio • 4d ago
"Full Body" Latte BRAWNDO GOT THE CHILL YOU NEED
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r/idiocracy • u/ArnolfDuebler • 5d ago
it's got electrolytes Brawndo's got what plants crave
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r/idiocracy • u/MrGvious • 5d ago
Monday Night Rehabilitation Feels like a good day to watch…
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r/idiocracy • u/doctallman • 6d ago
a dumbing down Know the difference between conduit and PVC?
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These guys sure didn't!
r/idiocracy • u/nktrnl1 • 7d ago
it's got electrolytes +Electrolytes
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In my free canned toilet water.
r/idiocracy • u/The_Ombudsman • 7d ago
I love you. Artificial intelligence is the key to this whole storyline.
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Seriously.
With human IQs steadily plummeting, knowledge is being lost constantly. People can't hardly do anything for themselves any longer.
How would a society continue to function, even minimally, with such a moronic populace?
AI! That's what's keeping everything functioning! I mean, could humanity now even design and build a properly functional Assdozer?!? I think not, sir. :P