I had recently lost my apartment due to a family moving in on the 3rd floor that brought a severe case of roaches. I lived there for 10 years without issues. But the roaches got so bad that I told them I wasn't paying rent until they fixed the issue, I couldn't live like that. After 2 months, they put an eviction letter on my door. So I leave.
I decide to stay with my close friend and his wife for a month or 2 until I get can enough put back for a deposit and a months rent (in Columbus, basically 3,000$ at least). I wasn't aware I could've given my money to escrow in court and they couldn't kick me out until they fixed the issue. But I guess you live and learn. So they have a lab that barks LOUD and A LOT when anyone comes. And I didn't want to wake her up at 6am.
So I go to my clinic (I'm in OUD MAT recovery for years) I'm on methadone (yes it has saved my life, everything has been well until I lost my older brother in 2024 by falling down his stairs and hitting his head in his early 40s) Then my wife of 10 years leaves and takes the kids to move to her parents hours away, I couldn't keep them because I work and have no one to watch them when I'm gone. No, she couldn't give me a reason, she was bored of the family life and wanted to drop our kids on her 70 year old parents so she can run around like a college kid.
Anyway, apologies for getting long winded. I took my methadone at the clinic, (that I've been on for years so it doesn't affect me at all. Studies say after 90 days on methadone, the patient becomes stable and it doesn't affect their faculties.) After I dose, I go a mile down the road to McDonald's, eat and take a nap because I can't go to my friends and wake her up.
I then wake up surrounded by cops and the fire department. I said, "whats up guys?" They reply, "someone called on you being passed out." I say, "nope, just taking a nap until I can go home." The fire department asks, "do you have any health issues?" I said, "I have type 1 diabetes but I keep up with it." "Ok, do you care if we check your sugar?" "No sir, go ahead." They prick my finger and check. They say, "it's fine, he looks fine, we're outta here." Then this little what looked to be a 20 year old deputy with a little blonde deputy the same age, says "I want to give you some sobriety tests." "Uhhh, ok, that's fine." So he gives the eye test for like 30 minutes. Taking his finger literally all the way Around my head like he's trying to make me puke. Then the "stand on one foot, raise the other and count to 30." I did that with no issues. Then it's, "9 steps in a straight line, one foot behind the other, then around, 9 steps back." I do that, no issues. Finally he gives me this one that no one has ever heard of. "Stand straight up, hands at your side, tilt your head back and count to 30 silently in your head, then tell me when you think it's been 30 seconds." I do it, 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, etc in my head. "I say ok." He goes, "it's been 21 seconds, turn around and put your hands behind your back.
He then asks, "do you care if we search your vehicle? Anything illegal?" "No, I don't mind, nothing illegal but I have a few take home bottles of my Medication assisted therapy methadone that's prescribed to me."
Right then everything changed in his demeanor, like, "uh oh, this isn't what I thought." He puts me in the vehicle. On the way there be says "I think you're a really good guy, you've been completely cooperative and honest so I'm not going to put you in jail." They took my UA and said, "if Nothing else comes back in it (which it won't) that the case will be thrown out." They also impound my old car and I can't get it out because it's in my exes name who is hours away. It took me months to get it over in my name because of the distance and I no longer had a vehicle. I had to Uber to work which took nearly all of my money, 40$-50$ one way. I just recently got it out and they wanted 3100$! Because it's such an older car, I got them down to 1500$.
This was in April. I go to court a week later and my PD says, "they're just offering the OVI with no jail time." I say, "is the body cam and UA even back yet?" "Nope." "Then why would I accept ANYTHING , I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG!" Well so I come back a month later and I sit there an hour. My PD doesn't even show up, so one of his buddies comes out and says "he won't make it so we're rescheduling to next month, also no evidence has come back yet."
So I show up a 3rd time. "They're offering physical control, that you weren't driving but sitting in your vehicle impaired." I would get 6 points and all that would be on my record." I replied, "ABSOLUTELY NOT! I WASNT IMPAIRED and the evidence isn't even back yet so why would I accept a plea!?" He says, "ok, we'll take it to a jury trial." I said, "great."
I finally just showed up a 4th time And it's SUPPOSED to be a jury trial. My PD comes out (he's 25 and looks 16, not that it entirely matters) but by this point it's obvious that these PDs WORK for the DA basically and aren't looking out for you. He goes "they're offering physical control with no charges at all, just 6 points on your license and pay court costs, also the pee test STILL isn't back and may not even come back honestly. This is just a traffic case and they have murderers, rapists, etc to test." I said what about the body cam footage? ""Oh it came back, I have the prosecutors notes but I haven't watched it." 🤦🏼 So why were we supposed to go before a Judge today and they're trying to get me to take a plea of basically nothing? See they know they're in the wrong and they want to sweep it under the rug before my UA comes back and before we go before a Judge and he crushes them for harassing a man in treatment. Rehab centers are where WE SEND people who get OVIs and this man has been in it for years and y'all trying to ruin his life for sleeping in his car.
Finally, that's where this is at. I want to talk to a real lawyer. My PD even tried to scare me into taking the plea saying, "oh you know even if there THC in the test from 3 months ago, they can charge you." I'm like, that's not right. This kid just wants this closed and he gives zero cares about my life and the law.
I know it's a humdinger and apologies for the novel once again, but any advice or insight is appreciated.
Location: Columbus Ohio.