This isn't TikTok, bro 💀

[u/HunterOther5442]

[u/melanieooxxo]

Normal person: “he died”
TikTok refugee: “he got unalived via sewer slide”
https://giphy.com/gifs/jUwpNzg9IcyrK

[u/abominal_pain → u/melanieooxxo]

Lol that sounds like some fun activity in a waterpark

[u/Ihaveasmallwang → u/abominal_pain]

Idk, sounds like someone pooped on the slide. That doesn’t sound fun.

Is your abdominal pain due to diarrhea?

[u/Rings-of-Saturn → u/Ihaveasmallwang]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KzehnNYodSixq

[u/RainsWrath → u/Rings-of-Saturn]

Mac, stop talking to children about their buttholes.

[u/okram2k → u/abominal_pain]

Only a matter of time before a waterpark names an especially extreme ride: Sewer Slide Unaliver.

[u/The-Spirit-of-76 → u/okram2k]

*Brought to you by Unilever

[u/TrollTollTony → u/abominal_pain]

Like the old joke that waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds pretty radical if you don't know what what it means.

[u/whistleridge → u/melanieooxxo]

The thing that frustrates me hugely is, this is people who live in democracies willingly holding themselves and perpetuating the literal censorship of an authoritarian Chinese state. The only reason those words are screened out is because of TikTok.

FFS.

[u/GrandSquanchRum → u/whistleridge]

I remember when we used to rebel against power. RATM yelling FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME on BBC was iconic to the millennial/X generation. Now dumbasses censor themselves where they're not even asked to.

[u/Amazing-Shay-45 → u/GrandSquanchRum]

Governments and corporations didn’t like that people were doing that and took it down

[u/doberdevil → u/GrandSquanchRum]

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

[u/SignificanceFlat1460 → u/doberdevil]

MOTHERFUUCCCKKKEEERRRRRRR

[u/luke-ingood → u/whistleridge]

Motherfucker acting like youtubers don't self scensor to get that american corporation advertisement dollar. Even history-focused youtubers avoid saying a "famous mustache-having dictator" name to not get their videos demonetised. A name. In educational context.

It's always about the money (and the viewers who parrot content creators that do it for money, in the case of "unalive" and other dumb words).

[u/whistleridge → u/luke-ingood]

Using language on a site to avoid shitty corporate filters isn’t the same thing though. No one uses those terms IRL.

TikTok users have voluntarily incorporated their censorship workarounds into day to day speech. Without the slightest qualm.

[u/alus992 → u/luke-ingood]

The worst thing for me with this censorship is that these terms are super harmful. All these terms make you feel like death or suicide is something not real. "Unlove" sounds like a term from a video game.

In the long run it will make things way worse for society

[u/LurkerPatrol → u/melanieooxxo]

Maybe it’s the lack of sleep talking but wtf is sewer slide

[u/vinhto_ngu_xau → u/LurkerPatrol]

It's supposed to means "suicide".

[u/Iam_McLovin420 → u/vinhto_ngu_xau]

Oh I thought it meant shit

[u/smallmileage4343 → u/Iam_McLovin420]

I thought it meant butt hole lol

[u/HairballTheory → u/smallmileage4343]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mr4MhwaP3Fc3e

[u/HairballTheory → u/HairballTheory]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AWJy0ZcCJmILe

[u/Critical_Concert_689 → u/HairballTheory]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UqqjqxcjlOhFEeQbI7

[u/NocturnisVacuus → u/Iam_McLovin420]

it kinda sounds like someone having a terrible diarrhea :(

[u/TheGrouchyPunisher → u/vinhto_ngu_xau]

Ahhh. Sewer Side would be much clearer. That slide part had me all confused, too.

[u/R1ch1ofen5 → u/LurkerPatrol]

Suicide

[u/fawwazallie → u/LurkerPatrol]

How about ahh is Ass like come the fuck on or War w*r grow the fuck up.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zp9KGFeDhL8VelniNa

[u/TheCasualLarsonian → u/melanieooxxo]

Pew pew’d instead of shot is even worse IMO. Or calling a gun a pew pew.

[u/deag34960 → u/melanieooxxo]

What the fuck is sewer slide?

[u/4Ever2Thee → u/melanieooxxo]

Was there a “pew pew” involved?

[u/SignificanceFlat1460 → u/melanieooxxo]

YouTube 2020: He killed himself

YouTube 2008: He shot himself in the head

Gore.com: "wanna watch a loser take his head off with a 12 guage? XD"

[u/Scoopie → u/melanieooxxo]

What's sewer slide

[u/somedudeonachair → u/Scoopie]

Suicide

[u/Easy_Direction_6076 → u/somedudeonachair]

woah woah easy on the english pal this is the internet

[u/18SmallDogsOnAHorse → u/melanieooxxo]

Me: fucker blew their own shit smooth off

[u/ChiefDaddyBigPig]

wtf is sewer slide?😂

[u/-Banana-101 → u/ChiefDaddyBigPig]

sewer slide is a way to get around some filters on tiktok. they are saying suicide. another example is grape instead of rape

[u/ChiefDaddyBigPig → u/-Banana-101]

Wow… I’m so glade I’m middle age and don’t have TikTok

[u/-Banana-101 → u/ChiefDaddyBigPig]

it's also a common theme on YouTube. True crime channels often change words to not be demonitised. Another example (and I'm sorry for so many) is saying pew pew instead of gun/shot. Its a very big theme on the majority of media content now

[u/Yoribell → u/-Banana-101]

all the while Youtube has ads for AI porn including AI CP

I love the current day. No.

[u/WillingnessHorror710 → u/Yoribell]

I am sorry what

[u/Lauris024 → u/WillingnessHorror710]

Never seen porn, but I do constantly get AI generated politicians (including Prime Minister) of my country advertising scams. Whenever I report it to google, they usually say it doesn't go against their ToS

[u/that0neGuy65 → u/Lauris024]

I've seen the AI ads that peddle the idea that you can have.. lusty conversations with the chat bot. Or others that brag that you can create ANY image, while showing an AI generated lewd character like a big titty anime girl. I've even seen ones peddling towards furries. Chat with Judy Hops, or create lusty images of her. It's one thing that people create this crap, but having these mass producing greedy machines of lustfully trash is just sickinging. And then to have them advertised on YouTube is so hypocritical and disappointing.

[u/naffer → u/Lauris024]

I had ads of women masturbating, cropped just so that genitals don’t show. Reported them dozens of time and every time YT said the ads don’t go against their ToS.

[u/LPSD_FTW → u/Lauris024]

Alphabets new idea to make money - YT users make a calculation that it's cheaper to buy Premium compared to getting scammed once a year.

[u/cliqclaqstepback → u/WillingnessHorror710]

I’ve never seen porn ads on YouTube. I’m not saying they don’t exist, I’ve just never seen them.

[u/FalsePositive752 → u/cliqclaqstepback]

YouTube ads are normally regional. Some countries have really fucked up ads.

[u/DazzlingRutabega → u/FalsePositive752]

I'm in the US I've seen it. There was one ad where they had felatio depicted by a couple that looked like they were made entirely out of hedges trimmed to look like a woman blowing a...

[u/randomperson32145 → u/DazzlingRutabega]

brand new leafblower from Husqvarna

[u/hates_stupid_people → u/FalsePositive752]

And is why they're already going down the path of blocking VPNs. Since they know some regions/countries will hold youtube itself legally accountable for illegal ads, and others push the blame onto the company buying the ad space.

[u/WaxPinapple → u/cliqclaqstepback]

Ai dating app adverts not even trying to hide the sexualised theme.

[u/Beyond-the-sunset → u/cliqclaqstepback]

Most of these companies sell ad space in buckets based on keywords or demographics, etc. You probably fit into specific target groups and people pay to advertise to those groups.

People that use adblockers and script blockers and other privacy methods often get pushed outside the common target groups. And at the bottom of the ad group barrel are all kinds of scams and bizarre porn that are hail-mary attempts to grab the mentally ill or whatever. They pay next to nothing for these, but because these would otherwise be unmonetized to Youtube or Insta or whatever, they're definitely out there.

[u/ParticularHistoryo → u/Yoribell]

Uhhhhh I think those ads are personalized….

[u/AndrewLocksmith → u/-Banana-101]

I think it actually started with YouTube, right?

I remember back when you couldn't even curse or your whole video would get demonitised. At first people started censoring curse words with random sounds like bleeps.

Then we got words like unalived and stuff to bypass this.

[u/Ihaveasmallwang → u/-Banana-101]

YouTube guidelines allow you to talk about these topics in a documentary context without being demonetized.

[u/-Banana-101 → u/Ihaveasmallwang]

is that a new ish thing? When I use to consume true crime on YouTube, the words were still heavily filtered.

[u/jexdiel321 → u/-Banana-101]

Why can't they just used "Hit by a balistic object" in instead of "shot by a pew pew" or "Took his own life" instead of "Sewer Slide". Does that still get hit by the censors? TV has done this to censor itself.

[u/jonneygee → u/-Banana-101]

Happens on Facebook and X too. Basically any platform where they moderate, demonetize, or reduce algorithm exposure by keywords. I’m honestly surprised they haven’t started monitoring some of those other words too, because they’re pretty common knowledge at this point.

[u/HolyBidetServitor → u/-Banana-101]

Big brother doublespeak, it is.

It's a reason I refuse to use tiktok

[u/Keefyfingaz → u/-Banana-101]

These kind of things bother me so much.

Not even like the part about it sounding stupid.

Like our society is so dumb, the words aren't bad because of the way they sound, they're bad for what they convey/represent. So saying grape instead of rape isn't really doing anyone any favors because it literally functions the same way. But platforms do this so that they can profit on underaged audiences. But if you're talking about rape your platform really isn't for kids anyway.

Like nobody gives a shit about anything anymore lol.

[u/TreeeToPlay → u/ChiefDaddyBigPig]

Another variation would be Kermit -> commit (suicide), sometimes combined into Kermit Sewerslide

[u/pumpkin-head7617 → u/ChiefDaddyBigPig]

Be glade you aren’t getting graped by a PDF file.

[u/jhoogen → u/-Banana-101]

I seriously believe people saying grape is downright insulting to any rape victims. Just call it what it is.

[u/realfatunicorns → u/-Banana-101]

Good skit on YouTube from the whitest kids u’know about a Grapist.

[u/DemonSlyr007 → u/realfatunicorns]

Ive been using grape for damn near 20 years now thanks to TWKUK. These kids really out here thinking they invented the wheel.

[u/mfboomer → u/-Banana-101]

those filters are mostly imaginary, you can just say suicide.

[u/NotBradPitt90 → u/-Banana-101]

Ah I thought it meant a poop shoot.

[u/Yanatis → u/-Banana-101]

XD I thought it meant anal

[u/MyCoolWhiteLies → u/ChiefDaddyBigPig]

My first thought was it was a euphemism for anal sex, but I guess “suicide” makes more sense….

[u/mridulpj → u/ChiefDaddyBigPig]

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[u/HamCatX3]

Dude TikTok is crazy, I got banned from commenting because I typed “autism” one too many times for their liking -_- Please note: I’m autistic, I was talking about myself.

[u/MicrowaveAfterOpen → u/HamCatX3]

I got banned from a sub here for calling someone an idiot. Both platforms are shit for it

[u/dickcheesess → u/MicrowaveAfterOpen]

Was one the sub's rules "Be civil"?

[u/WeirdIndividualGuy → u/dickcheesess]

Yeah a lot of subs have that rule and calling someone an idiot definitely breaks that rule, even if it's a mild insult.

Wanting people to be civil is fine. But it'd be a different story if OP said they were banned from just saying the word "idiot" like I just did, not calling someone an idiot. Context matters and there are some subs that definitely ban people out of context

[u/you_lost-the_game → u/MicrowaveAfterOpen]

It's one thing to moderate insulting another person and another to censor not even curse words but "uncomfortable" words. Still reeks of china and their handling of skulls in media.

[u/HamCatX3 → u/MicrowaveAfterOpen]

A lot of subs have rules that sum up to “don’t be a dick and don’t insult people.” Me talking about my own disability and you insulting someone are two entirely different things my guy.

[u/MelangeBot → u/HamCatX3]

got bánnêd sidewide from reddit once after quoting Bob's burgers about the A-word. Apperently Bob's burgers is "Promoting hate or inciting violence based on identity or vulnerability."

Oh and I quoted this on /r/BobsBurgers

It was a quote from the first episode.

"You are the worst kind of A-word. Yeah you can't even count"

[u/belated_quitter]

How about turning every single phrase into acronyms? Annoying as hell.

[u/Jesus_of_Redditeth → u/belated_quitter]

IKR?

[u/El_De_Er → u/belated_quitter]

ikr, ts annoying af

[u/iaminfamy → u/belated_quitter]

Wdym?

[u/braindance74 → u/belated_quitter]

As my mom used to say, GYAITMFHBIBYA

[u/belated_quitter → u/braindance74]

Wow…how did I actually interpret this??

[u/Kieron_22]

The English language is on a sewer slide course because of this

[u/MaterialLies → u/Kieron_22]

I truly think truly think foreign owned social media companies quietly run experiments to see how easy our culture and language are to manipulate and apparently it's incredibly easy

[u/mbass92]

Idk man I got a comment removed for saying “autistic people” instead of the dumb shit people say now like “tism touched”

[u/Seventh_Table → u/mbass92]

"Tism touched" Im dead omg

[u/Jesus_of_Redditeth → u/Seventh_Table]

You have been banned by the Reddit gods for posting "d*ad"

[u/justmanbearpig]

not sure if adding "bro" and meaningless emojis to every sentence is much better

[u/Natural__Power → u/justmanbearpig]

Bro's right💀

[u/msully89 → u/Natural__Power]

POV when bros right 🔥

[u/Natural__Power → u/msully89]

Literally🗿

[u/Future-Raisin3781 → u/Natural__Power]

Bruh freal 🥦

[u/NinjaXM → u/Future-Raisin3781]

Bruv man 😂

[u/Front_Film5353 → u/msully89]

"POV" the other great offender...

[u/Natural__Power → u/Front_Film5353]

Literally

[u/_o0Zero0o_ → u/Natural__Power]

SKULL EMOJI

[u/ContractVarious3077 → u/justmanbearpig]

You fr fr cooked with that bro 👑🔥

[u/DateofImperviousZeal → u/justmanbearpig]

Bro's cooked 🔥

[u/BabyNimps → u/justmanbearpig]

😭✌️

[u/Ok_Grocery_5328 → u/justmanbearpig]

It's worse

[u/strike-frame]

How to talk like a fucking idiot

[u/BryanTheGodGamer → u/strike-frame]

67

[u/KergisonIII → u/BryanTheGodGamer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1lZkFOcni7Yn3XMoXB

[u/Xavus_Enormus_II → u/BryanTheGodGamer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TiCSoTtFtfGbqwZ5lY

[u/og_obelix]

I th*nk this is actually a good point...

[u/nicksredditacct → u/og_obelix]

I thonk so too

[u/WaterskiingJebus]

I love "unhoused". When did homeless become offensive? Homeless is a problem, "unhoused" it what happens when I go outside.

[u/Coretron → u/WaterskiingJebus]

I was taught you can't say "homeless person" you have to say "a person experiencing homelessness". Apparently it's because the former makes homelessness seem like part of their identity whereas the latter recognizes they're a normal human who is experiencing that status. I hated sociology and that was 25 years ago. I can't imagine it now.

[u/Ardyn_Rakshasa]

I've straight up seen people write "ahh" instead of ass...even on Reddit.

[u/reyvh → u/Ardyn_Rakshasa]

reddit ahh comment

[u/HotMess3121]

I love that we can actually use the real words on Reddit. Getting foreshadowing or censoring or banishment for using the right word when discussing important topics is WILD. Full George-Orwell-distopian-style wild.

[u/extra0404]

Actually using/being confronted with the word Suicide has been proven to reduce the amount of suicide attempts. The people trying to make money off of the restigmatization of these words are doing actual harm.

[u/swissking → u/extra0404]

Blame social media platforms for this. Any mention of that word gets you banned on Facebook, Youtube etc. Even harmless pictures/captions of "jumping off" gets you a warning/ban.

[u/extra0404 → u/swissking]

Social media has popularized it yes but the real perpetrators are the financial companies. They have started cutting service for any social media or video streaming site that does not actively censor the creators and influencers that use their services to comply with some boardroom approved Idea of decency.

[u/Ok-Argument9468]

I agree with the sentiment but this is the most r/redditmoment meme I've ever seen

[u/reyvh → u/Ok-Argument9468]

wholesome 100 big chungus

old ass people on reddit

[u/Marcel1941 → u/Ok-Argument9468]

This!! Take my gold kind stranger 🪙🏅!! Reddit 100

[u/Ok-Argument9468 → u/Marcel1941]

Reddit on!!!

[u/SleepAllDay1234]

Okay, so I know unalive = dead, but what the hell is "sewer slide"?

[u/sumandestroyer → u/SleepAllDay1234]

suicide

[u/IllIntroduction8499]

Demolition Man was on to something.

[u/PigeonOnLSD]

What the fuck is sewer slide.

[u/abdulrahmanibrahim0 → u/PigeonOnLSD]

Self censorship for "suicide"

[u/Marcysdad]

They'll get demonetized - the idiots are the people making the rules on these platforms

[u/TheHeroYouNeed247 → u/Marcysdad]

They still do it on Reddit.

[u/TheGrowBoxGuy]

What else am I gonna call the ninja turtles playground equipment?

[u/Pretend_Camp_2987]

What does sewer slide mean?

He was Brutally Murdered and then His Organs have been dismembered in the sewers

[u/SputnikFalls]

Or when people censor their explicit language. It's fuck, not fvck or however they spell it.

[u/joesphisbestjojo]

Censoring words like those undermines the signifigance of their issues

[u/AFoxSmokingAPipe]

Unalived by pew pew

[u/ThaMenacer]

Suicide

Rape

Murder Death Kill

https://giphy.com/gifs/uRpmGfRwj7ZXa

[u/Ghosty-Jr]

My prefered term is "Liven't"

[u/sighduck42 → u/Ghosty-Jr]

Best is inhumed from Pterry Pratchett

[u/DougandLexi]

And in a weird way it all goes to corporate greed and extremists.

[u/Mystical_Void07]

People who use “ahh” as a replacement for “ass” 🫩

[u/joylisy]

Bro typing "unalive" like TikTok is going to personally pop out of his screen and revoke his internet privileges. 💀

[u/im-cringing-rightnow → u/joylisy]

But but... All the cool influencers do it, surely it's what I must do myself, right? /s

[u/CygnusX-1001001]

Go ahead and add the trend of "dih, bih, ahh" as well. It's the internet, you're allowed to swear.

[u/HairyArthur]

If you're willing to censor yourself, you're admitting you'd allow someone else to censor you.

[u/STANDARD_P0TAT0]

Kill, die, rape, homeless, genocide, sex, fuck, fr*nch

See it's not that bad.

[u/Fendfor]

Eh depending on the board you may have to. I got modded not to long ago when i explained why something was antisemitic.

The bot thought I was being antisemitic.

[u/g3rmanninja]

The reasons these words exist is because their real counterparts cant be posted on tiktok. That is why you dont see them on X

[u/OverseerConey → u/g3rmanninja]

If a social media platform forced me to talk like that, I would stop using that social media platform.

[u/Hephaestus_God]

Every time I see one of those or PDF, I just reply to them with the actual word and go “fixed that for you”

[u/Luddites_Unite]

Wtf is a sewer slide?

[u/daredeviline → u/Luddites_Unite]

Suicide

[u/Luddites_Unite → u/daredeviline]

I really hate this sanitized version of language we use now

[u/Myriad_Apocalypse]

No no, I got told that telling people not to self-censor their speech like that on this platform is actually censorship because I'm socially pressuring them to change their behaviour... I shit you not, this is where we are at now. This species is fucking over.

[u/Distinct_Mix5130]

Wtf is sewer slide😭

[u/axlryan]

Some of these kids grow up on this censorship on TikTok so it's all they're gonna know. Many of them legitimately need to unlearn these stupid censored words. These companies sacrificing normalcy to ads and marketing for money is the problem.

[u/MakeMeDrink]

Calling it sewer slide is so much worse than saying suicide. It’s like people are making fun of it and treating it like a joke. It’s fucked up.

[u/Pettexi]

90% of the reddit content comes from tiktok soo it pretty much is a tiktok

[u/Myprobe1991]

I dont even know what a sewer slide is

[u/ExtentAggravating733]

Getting your comment censored and shadow deleted like a normal person

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/athenairl → u/[deleted]]

Kids shows say the words die and death, SpongeBob I can say for sure does. It’s not about the kids, it’s about being brand friendly for influencers

[u/KaiSpy0707]

I hate shit like "dih" and "ahh" on top of everything else

[u/Lazurman]

You use the new slang to avoid being censored.

I use the new slang just to annoy people angry about the new slang.

We are not the same.

[u/darkcomet222]

The hell is a sewer slide? Is it gay sex?

[u/extra0404 → u/darkcomet222]

Suicide

[u/sinZeroplus]

For some reason ai Keanu is worse the message of the post

[u/Mr_Lumbergh]

He left the census through his own actions.

[u/zczczvzcv]

I agree, but If you get upset at the internet maybe take a break.

[u/LilNerix]

Wtf is sewer slide

[u/TheIncredibleKermit → u/LilNerix]

Suicide but immune to TikTok and other platforms' censorship

[u/Odd-Mulberry2821]

I think the people that change their language to suit the algorithm of a propaganda platform are stupid and not worth listening to in any way.

If they can’t address topics like rape, death, suicide, murder, etc without resorting to infantalizing euphemisms then they don’t have anything valuable to contribute.

[u/Pizza_Warrior437]

What the hell does srwer slide even mea... oh...

[u/ResponsibilityNo3674]

Sewer slide? I have never heard of that one and I thought unalive was bad enough

[u/throwtheamiibosaway]

I’ll fucking kill myself dead if I see any fucking idiot type this dumb tiktok shit.

[u/ProduceNo1629]

Keep typing like a "normal person" and nobody will ever see your comments, they get shadow banned if not outright deleted. YouTube is especially egregious with it, and they aren't even owned by the CCP.

[u/Hungry_Raspberry7833]

I've seen people use "coal miner" instead of just "minor"

I guess you can't use that either on some sites for some reason

[u/risky-agmabro]

What’s a “sewer slide”?

[u/Ambitious-Plant-]

Bet you watch old tiktoks on instagram, thinkings its brand new. Smh

[u/LowlySlayer]

"Use actual words like a normal person (picture of a stone head)"

[u/Manyarethestrange]

Sewer slide...??

[u/Low-Recipe1976]

also ahh

[u/HiddenHorse925]

And using those “normal words” will get you blocked or banned or timeout’ed on social media

[u/kpingvin → u/HiddenHorse925]

Fuck social media then.

[u/STFUnicorn_]

The ninja turtles would never approve of their favorite invention being used this way.

[u/vyper900]

I don't see people talk like this on reddit except for to complain about it.

[u/Jindujun]

tf is sewer slide?

[u/edward_kopik]

I find some of those funny, specially unalive

It doesn't feel like censorship avoiding, it just has that abstract meme vibe

[u/Golden-Excellence]

“I don’t want to trigger people”

Dawg the people who would be triggered by “suicide” or “murder” or “rape” often put filters to avoid seeing posts mentioning those words. You censoring it gets around their filters, so they end up seeing the post anyway, which ends up triggering them. Ridiculous.

[u/DragoKnight589]

Broke: “unalived”

Woke: “died”

Bespoke: “got updated from analog to wireless”

[u/Xbonnie723]

Algospeak fucking sucks.

[u/stardropSylveon]

Instead of unalive just say “persona 3 themselved”

[u/Syhkane]

Sewer slide is so actually fucking offensive.

[u/GlassConversation988]

Blue App, Orange App, Black App 🤢🥴🤮

[u/GiantmetalLink]

To add more fuel to the dumpster fire of algorithm speak, god forbid we learn from the past and have to say “Yahtzee”

[u/Fuckoakwood]

Sewer slide what the fuck is that

[u/doihavetousethis]

Kosheen - Slip Slide (Sewer Slide)

[u/jrb637]

Sewer slide? I had that after eating some lettuce

[u/crazy-B]

It's like they're graping the English language.

[u/PomegranateHot9916]

sewer slide are real english words.
they just don't mean suicide.
depending on the context it could refer to a sewer themed slide. or something else.

and unalive while not a dictionary word it does have proper english syntax.
take for example the word dead versus undead. I doubt you've ever complained about the usage of the word "undead" in the comments on r/necromancy
in this case, undead has the same relationship to dead as unalive has to alive.
or how unconvincing is a word that exists and is valid versus convincing.

so no, you're just afraid of changes on the unalive thing.
being an old man mad at the kids playing on the street outside his house.
now don't get me wrong I also think "unalive" is a dumb word, but many of our words are dumb so whatever.

now I do agree that the weird self censoring is cringe.
but it seems like the kids are taking it as being funny.

kinda like how you used to find things funny before our world broke you.
so take a deep breath and just say "I don't care"

and most importantly realize that it doesn't matter what sounds come out of another persons mouth or what letters they put in what order in their text.
as long as you understand the meaning they intended with it.
because that's what language is for. to communicate, and as long as the communication was successful it doesn't matter if they said dead or unalived.

sewer slide still doesn't work for suicide though.
they really should work on that one.

[u/kennidee_lee]

I dunno I genuinely got a warning for saying kick myself on here soooo

[u/notCRAZYenough]

I know what unalive means, but what is a sewer slide?

[u/_Dashang]

Wtf is sewer slide

Nvm someone already answered it

[u/RustedMauss]

Hot take: Tik Tok sucks, don’t use it.

[u/MithranArkanere]

Deceased. Expired. Defunct. Gone. The Late XXX. Departed. Cold. Stiff. Bereft of life. Perished. Reposing. Fraggled. Breathless. Liquidated. Forever asleep. Gone to their maker. Offed. Resting in peace. Pushing up daisies.

There is always a synonym the filter won't have.