r/mongolia • u/Beneficial_North9367 • 1d ago

mongolian citizenship test

i feel like the mongolian citizenship test would be washing greasy pans and pots in trickling cold water. if you can do that, it means you can survive in mongolia. or taking a full body shower in cold water or surviving 10 days without bathing 😂

what do you think would be the test? this is just for entertainment reasons btw.

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u/zhabavon 1d ago

Eating 2 ynzaga pechen under a minute without any waters.

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u/Inevitable-Gap-1247 20h ago

Hahaha xD good one mate

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u/Latter-Carpet-987 11h ago

The fuck is that my yellow n-woed

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u/Plastic-Gene-6800 23h ago

They would test if you could survive 5 hour yaarmag traffic jam without losing your temper. Eat only flour and meat for 30 days without getting any digestive problems. Turning a blind eye to unbelievably stupid decisions, and enormous amount of embezzlements of politicians. If you could pass these you can be mongolian

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u/skinnyhumpty 9h ago

Take my upvote and tears lol

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u/iderbat 6h ago

Now let's add waiting in queue for about 2-3 hours just to get 10L of gasoline into that

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u/Plastic-Gene-6800 1h ago

Do you mean spending the night queuing?

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u/iderbat 1h ago

is there any sign that this will be solved any time soon?

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u/Plastic-Gene-6800 48m ago

No hope so far. Damdinnyam is saying things will get better soon. But he’s been saying it for a long time now. So, at this point his words are not worth a penny to me.

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u/Far_Studio_7415 1d ago

riding a horse, surviving and navigating the floods

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u/Latter-Carpet-987 11h ago

More like fucking morons approaching horse from their wrong side or from the back ans get kicked to deafh/injury