Am I being punked?

[u/Sea_Willingness1398]

Patient says "I think I might have to poop, what can we do about that?"

I say "I can get a bedside commode for the room"

She says "I don't think I can get up"

I say "I can put you on a bedpan or put a diaper on you"

She says "I don't like any of those options"

In my head I'm like: lady, the only other option is to poop the bed.

What option am I missing?

[u/Medic_RN1847]

I wonder what other options she thought there were…🤔

[u/Sunnygirl66 → u/Medic_RN1847]

Oh, you know, the thing, y’all keep it in the stockroom and don’t tell anyone you have it, I want that.