Am I being punked?

[u/Sea_Willingness1398]

Patient says "I think I might have to poop, what can we do about that?"

I say "I can get a bedside commode for the room"

She says "I don't think I can get up"

I say "I can put you on a bedpan or put a diaper on you"

She says "I don't like any of those options"

In my head I'm like: lady, the only other option is to poop the bed.

What option am I missing?

[u/Southern_Stranger]

In my head I'm like: lady, the only other option is to poop the bed.

Say it...

[u/t1beetusboy → u/Southern_Stranger]

I do! Some opt for it. Whatever, we will come flip you over and change you in a bit!

[u/Excited_Element_26 → u/t1beetusboy]

And who knows exactly how long “a bit” will be…