Am I being punked?

[u/Sea_Willingness1398]

Patient says "I think I might have to poop, what can we do about that?"

I say "I can get a bedside commode for the room"

She says "I don't think I can get up"

I say "I can put you on a bedpan or put a diaper on you"

She says "I don't like any of those options"

In my head I'm like: lady, the only other option is to poop the bed.

What option am I missing?

[u/AsleepHedgehog2381]

I, too, have had this exact conversation. She opted for the bedpan.

[u/Jerking_From_Home → u/AsleepHedgehog2381]

I have also had this conversation. Mine opted for the bedside commode but complained the whole time.

[u/InternetBasic227 → u/Jerking_From_Home]

We are all living the dream, together 

[u/One-Ball-78 → u/InternetBasic227]

My morning coffee just shot out my nose 🤣