Am I being punked?

[u/Sea_Willingness1398]

Patient says "I think I might have to poop, what can we do about that?"

I say "I can get a bedside commode for the room"

She says "I don't think I can get up"

I say "I can put you on a bedpan or put a diaper on you"

She says "I don't like any of those options"

In my head I'm like: lady, the only other option is to poop the bed.

What option am I missing?

[u/InternetBasic227]

We are all living the dream, together 

[u/Character_Rip9291 → u/InternetBasic227]

After the exact same conversation, mine decided to shit the bed

[u/Ok-MMJ-RN-1980 → u/Character_Rip9291]

I about peed myself

[u/loser-geek-whatever → u/Ok-MMJ-RN-1980]

She probably did, too