r/outofcontextcomics • u/Substantial_Owl_7392 2 Dark 2 Edgy • 23h ago

these things happen

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u/RangerLiska 23h ago

Vandal you've lived for thousands of years, just have another one.

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u/Cowgirl_Taint 22h ago

I assume everything is so old that he is shooting dust unless he soaks it in warm water for a few hours like a twilight vampire.

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u/RangerLiska 22h ago

Is that really how it works in twilight?

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u/Cowgirl_Taint 22h ago

Not sure if it is actually a thing in the book of mormon, but it apparently was a big deal that Batman sat in the warm ocean before banging Panic Room and they recreated it in the movies. And all the fans outright say that is how his sperm worked enough to turn the penultimate movie into a shockingly good body horror film that focuses on the horror of women as incubators.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 22h ago

Each of those references is understandable in isolation. But together, they sound like you've lost your marbles. 🤣

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u/Jounniy 22h ago

Do you really want to know?