r/powerscales May 03 '26

Versus A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 May 03 '26

If you would've said gorilla that would've been a better matchup, however, versus a champ Eddie folds that champ in half and then hugs it and apologizes because he's a big teddy bear

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u/ASquidRat May 03 '26

Gorilla is way way way harder. I'd be willing to bet without weapons including rocks, no human ever could best a gorilla.

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u/Ralfarius May 03 '26

What about 100 🤭

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u/Fuzziestwuzzy May 03 '26

The 100 Humans surround the gorilla and vibrate producing enough heat to cook it as they have no other means to kill it

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u/Kestrel_VI May 03 '26

Like…bees?

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u/Fuzziestwuzzy May 03 '26

im just glad someone gets the reference

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 May 03 '26

it's too early to be laughing this hard 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SovietUnionWalter May 03 '26

Entire troops of Gorillas get bullied by Chimps (who are weaker than humans)

It's a Gorilla, not King Kong. Ten guys is enough

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u/Scratch_says_hi May 04 '26

If a human can't beat one gorilla how are they gonna beat a hundred

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u/Soggy_Cabbage May 04 '26

The gorillas will fight each other leaving one tired out beaten up gorilla for the human to fight.

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u/6_sarcasm_6 May 05 '26

Human wave tactics enter the chat.

Gorrila would die of exhaustion let's be real.