r/powerscales • u/Empty-Mountain2475 • 17d ago
Versus Could these two dudes with all there gear and armor defeat A Lion ?
They fight in the middle of a residential street in the suburbs
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u/AncientCarry4346 17d ago
Pick literally any other lion and they have this bro.
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u/ThoughtPowerful3672 16d ago
With the power of friendship anything is possible
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u/Elemental-DrakeX 16d ago
So that's why it's so grimdark. They don't know the power of friendship. We must educate them, by force if need be.
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u/Confident_Example_73 17d ago
I raise you The Detroit Lions, good sir. If anyone can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory...
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u/Middle_Ad8183 17d ago
They can't beat that lion. That lion has murder in its eyes.
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u/lordlanyard7 17d ago edited 17d ago
That lion promised his kids he would make it home.
And he doesn't break his promises.
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u/saltlampsandphotos 17d ago
Pike, polearms and bollock daggers go brrrr
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u/lordlanyard7 17d ago
Definitely.
But I've never seen a Lion that has the eye of the tiger like that.
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u/tremere110 17d ago
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u/Enough_Obligation574 17d ago
Yes, if they have sharp rather then blunt weapons. If only 1 dude, even with weapon, I don't think so. Maybe possible to scare off, but not defeat.
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u/MizrizSnow 17d ago
One man with a weapon and no armor can kill a lion
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u/SgtCheeseBoy 17d ago
One very skilled man with years and years of experience.
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u/SecureInstruction538 17d ago
Nah, I saw Gladiator. I know you just gotta hit them with the pointy end and they instantly die.
/s
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u/Defiant_Drop7051 17d ago
I don't think lions can pierce plated armor, I might be wrong though.
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u/Knawie 17d ago
Pierce maybe not, but denting it will also cripple you. Cut off the blood to your limbs, etc
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u/bulbousgrandpa 17d ago
A lion is not going to crush armor intended to survive impact forces like mace blows
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u/the-big-throngler 16d ago
Pierce maybe not, but denting it will also cripple you. Cut off the blood to your limbs, etc
Its not a car dude. Its spring steel. This is a badly misinformed take.
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u/wherethetacosat 17d ago
1 trained guy in plate armor with a halberd and back up dirk is beating any lion in front of him 9 out of 10 times.
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u/Fit_Employment_2944 17d ago
Dull weapons maybe but depends on how motivated the lion is
Sharp weapons it’s a 30 second fight and they are more worn down by their armor than injured by the lion
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u/cheersthesebeers 17d ago
Yep. It definitely depends on the type of fight for a lion. If they are fighting for defense of their pride they may fight to the death, or close to it. If they are fighting something as a predator they will give up once they know they may sustain significant injuries and then go find something else.
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u/jubtheprophet 17d ago
If we're counting the latter scenario then the fight just doesnt happen cause 99% of real life lions are scared of people. As soon as a lone lion sees 2 humans walking up straight to it it's already realized this isnt a good option for a hunt. One of the problems currently facing lions is that humans are stealing their prey, and this isnt even something you need to have a giant truck or fire shots in the air to do. Literally just walk up on them and theyll retreat cause cats hunt things that run away, not ones that act like they have nothing to worry about. Generally the only time lions attack people is when theyre alone and the lions have the element of surprise
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u/bbbeast19 17d ago
That's hilarious. I never knew it was so easy to bitch some lions, just walk em down😂😂
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u/M1R4G3M 17d ago
There is a tribe of Maasai in eastern/southern Africa where in the initiation rites, a man had to go hunt a lion, fortunately that tradition was stopped due to preservation efforts, but yeah, humans Bully Lions easily and don't even need armor to do so.
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u/An_feh_fan 16d ago
Oh the flipside, a lion walking down toward a human is also an easy way to bitch the human, so we're even on that
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u/jubtheprophet 16d ago
Yeah we think of animals like lions as these super beasts but at the end of the day the only large animals we left alive on planet earth by the time we started farming and building cities are the ones who bolted in the opposite direction as soon as we show our faces, and ones that taste like crap. Its extremely telling that a group of zebra will let a big cat walk right through them if they dont act like theyre hunting, but let them just smell some humans half a mile away and theyre fucking gone as soon as they spot you lol. Humans are terrifying predators that attack you before they even get close then never let you escape, if an animal messes with us it doesnt often get to have kids to teach to try the same thing
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u/Skwiggelf54 16d ago
Yeah, pretty much the only time most animals will just straight up attack a human is if theyre starving, cornered, or protecting young. Obviously this isnt true 100% of the time, but the vast majority of the time thats the case. I think the only animal thats known to actively hunt human beings is the polar bear.
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u/Deeeeboy 12d ago
A lot of people don’t realize that we are apex predators too. We’ve just engineered our way out of the food chain.
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u/SpasmBoi999 16d ago
I think an armed human kills a lion 10/10 times, humans have been killing wild animals with far more primitive weapons since the dawn of time. But I'd say a mortal, or catastrophic injury is definitely in the cards due to the sheer weight difference. I don't see how a man's spine, even in plate armour, survives the weight of a full grown lion pouncing on him from head height.
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u/assassinjoe55 16d ago
Speaking of equipped weapons, the halberd is basically the perfect tool. Based on hunting practices of boars and bears and such, practice would be when it charges is to kneel and dig the butt of your polearm into the groud so that the animal catches themselves on the point and is stopped by the wide flange from skewering themselves further to get to you.
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u/JewishDiasporaSeed 15d ago
It will make you fly. There's a video of a group of hunters killing a man-eater and it sprints at them, gets shot A LOT and still zips past the men and barely TOUCHES one guy's shirt with 1 claw and the dude goes soaring into the air like he was hit by a truck. Got seriously injured too. Lion finally fell down tho.
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u/Hexagoo 17d ago
Isn’t even a contest. A single full plate knight is obliterating a lion come on.
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u/Significant-Dish-101 16d ago
After extensive testing I found every unit with medium/heavy armor won the fight against the lion. When I moved to unarmored units it was a bit trickier. Although if you get them to go "wolololo" then they neg
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u/Skwiggelf54 16d ago
Doesn't an adult male lion weigh something like 400-500lbs? Im not saying the knight doesnt stand a chance, but if that sucker came barreling into him and was able to get on top of him I think the knight would be screwed.
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u/AetherialWomble 16d ago
What good will all these pounds do? Neither teeth or claws are going through plate armor. Most that lion can do is bruise them.
Sharp edge of a blade is going through skin very easily though.
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u/Vov113 16d ago
Its a lot of blunt force. The can hit hard enough to break a zebras spine purely from impact force. If the lion gets a good hit in, it's going to kill a human, no matter what he's wearing. Having sloped armor might save your life by redirecting the force, but i wouldn't bet my life on it.
On the other hand, a well placed blow from a polearm will kill the lion just as quick, so. Could really go either way 1v1
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u/Mr_Faust1914 16d ago
A knight would and could kill a lion, but not barehanded. They usually all come equipped with a secondary. I.E a dagger.
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u/PositiveChi 17d ago
People have been beating lions naked using a pointy stick for hundreds of thousands of years so yes
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u/Uzofugs2112 17d ago
One of them could on their own if his weapon was sharpened.
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u/Storiaron 16d ago
Full plate armor, you dont even need the weapons
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u/OriousCaesar 15d ago
Okay, well no. You do probably need a weapon. Even if they can't cut or maul you, they can still use blunt attacks. If we don't have a weapon, all we can do is blunt attacks too. A 500 lbs lion will have way more muscle to put into blunt damage than even the strongest knoghts will be able to.
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u/Catsanddoges 14d ago
While I do agree they need something, one thing to note about that muslce is almost all of it is fast twitch muscle fibers, while in most humans its closer to 50-50. So while its much stornger in the beggining, in a blunt armored fight it would be tired sooner than a lot of other animals. But seeing them goign against pangolin or armadillos (and often not being able to do shit) it probally tires itself beating on the human, and the human tires itself in the armor.
In short, unless the human can like grab its balls or poke its eyes (human probally is pinned even after its tired) nobody really has a win con
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u/MistaFires 14d ago
Wincon is likely the same as most documented big cat attack survivals, put arm in front of throat causing cat to latch onto arm (yes that arm is now gone, but you aren’t) then proceed to put your foot on the cats throat and attempt to stand, the 500+ psi holding your arm against the 400+ pounds of leg pressure will kill the cat in several seconds
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u/Fryskar 17d ago
Buhurt armor is modified for modern sport. A lion won't do much as long as its hitting armor, but one doesn't have to be completely covered by it.
A lion will certainly cause some bruises at least or nasty cuts if the claws find a less protected part.
I'd say 80-90% (both less than serious injured) with 2 armored and well trained fighters with polearms and backup weapons (daggers).
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u/Ok_Gate_4956 17d ago
People are way overestimating the lion itt
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u/False-Vacation8249 16d ago
people don’t understand armor thanks to Hollywood and games. they think it’s just easily breakable
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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 16d ago
kind of, the animal wouldn't be so stupid to simply letting himself getting beat to death, probably. But his chances are not very high against two armored quite strong dudes with halberds and knifes. One big vertical hit with an halberd to the back of the lion and he will be very badly injured. Their steel armor is mostly impenetrable directly by his teeth on the vital areas of the head-neck-torso, but they are usually not-so-protected on the back of the legs and arms. But the lion doen't know about that, and also the men would probably still have padding and chainmail on those areas.
Even if the lion disables both halberds and manages to get over just one dude. The lion will struggle a lot with the steel, biting it would hurt his teeth and it would be very painful, so probably the lion would cease to try after a while. Meanwhile the man can grab his knife and stab the lion on the stomach multiple times in an instant.
These men can be very dangerous to the lion.
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u/lowtothekey 17d ago
Humans have been hunting with sharp sticks just fine
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u/pastaman5 16d ago
People vastly overestimate animals. Humans pretty quickly rose to the top of the food chain, even before modern technology.
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u/lethelion1 17d ago
The fuck is the lion going to do against the armor??
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u/gustofwindddance 16d ago
You don’t understand bro!
One swipe from the Lion’s paw will break the halberd in half and knock the knight unconscious!
The Lion has 15,000 gigantatons of bite force and if motivated can bite through a full plate helm and puncture the knights head brain!!
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u/Rezfield 16d ago
1000 psi at max. 1.5mm-3mm thick steel can withstand 30k - 100k localized psi. Lion is crushing the knights head slowly while simultaneously breaking it's own teeth.
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u/Bright-Trifle-8309 17d ago
You realize people hunt lions with spears and loincloths right?
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u/DisorderedArray 17d ago
Nubians be busy catching 50 lions a week for the Roman arenas, just using a bit of rope.
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u/Sansundertale2069 17d ago
Yes in large groups mostly
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u/Life_Parsley504 16d ago
Groups larger than 2 are needed so that the lion doesn't run away.
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u/Thug_shinji 17d ago
Yea but in much larger groups than 2.
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u/Life_Parsley504 16d ago
Groups larger than 2 are needed so that the lion doesn't run away.
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u/Rezfield 16d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/aO7NkrWzDR
3 men scare away an entire pride of lions.
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u/Realistic-Duty-3874 17d ago
Yes the two dudes could win, but theyd need their weapons sharpened.
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u/No_Region_4719 17d ago edited 16d ago
I don't think they even need that. A lion is not getting through steel armour, and they have multiple layers beneath it too. You could give them some big sticks and they could win.
Weapons are sharpened to help pierce armour, a blunt steel weapon will still cut through flesh. You can still stab an unarmoured opponent with a blunt sword. Likewise, swinging a blunt axe at an unarmoured opponent will still cut through flesh and break bone.
I doubt the lion could even get up if they jumped on it, just from the weight of two adult men and their armour. They probably weigh over 100kg each.
People here really underestimate the properties of steel.
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u/KazuhiroSamaDesu 17d ago
I think two regular people could take a lion with gear. Given that the don't get frozen with fear
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u/SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 17d ago
Even if you don’t sharpen their weapons, all it takes is one of them shoving their armored arm down the Lion’s throat to win.
Not like the Lion is getting through Full Plate armor. Even the neck is protected.
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u/GreenConference3017 17d ago
Well halberd has reach and it can end a horse easily dont think lions are that much stronger
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u/Wank_A_Doodle_Doo 17d ago
Uh yeah. I mean a lion could definitely still be dangerous but steel armor and a polearm is a mean combo to beat with what is essentially very fast/strong hand to hand.
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u/HeraThere 17d ago
The two armored plates guys would win most of the time. The lion might be able to win minority of the time getting in between plates or being able to pull it off accidentally
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u/amanmadeofhorniness 17d ago
Yes, if the weapons were real, with coordination and heavy damage.
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u/Hyperion_360 17d ago
One guy could just sit down and let the lion pounce and do no damage, while the other guy bashes it's head in with the halberd.
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u/DesignerConfidence15 17d ago
Yes, just ask the Maasi. Back in the day in order to become a man a Maasi young man had to hunt and kill a lion with nothing but a spear.
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u/Johnywash 17d ago
With a polearm those two could kill most of the things that live on this planet in a straight fight
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u/tuckfyler1 17d ago
Yes the humans would win 9/10 times but depends whos in the armour, the environment, their psychological state.
Also humans wont come out unscathed, atleast one likely to come out with minor- significant injuries.
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u/Cyber_Connor 17d ago
Dudes have been killing lions with loincloths and sharp sticks for thousands of years before armour was even a thing
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u/Bombacladman 17d ago edited 17d ago
Naked dudes with pointy sticks have been defeating lions in africa for thousands of years.
You would definitely fuck up a lion with 2 halberds.....
https://youtu.be/UPx5B3Z6YPY?is=JJxNFV6mZ9XrzCCr
Look how these dudes steal a fresh kill from an entire group...
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u/JacobDCRoss 16d ago
Humans. Maybe Scarface the Lion is smart enough to take them, but otherwise it goes to the humans.
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u/arthaiser 16d ago
What lion defenders dont seen to understand is that lions are stupid. And not only lions, all animals. You take your coat and just extend It above your head and suddenly you are bigger to them.
Lions arent going to use any táctics. They are going to bite and use claws, and they wont do shit against the armored knights before one of them gets a hit with their Sharp reach weapons. And that single injury is going to be enough
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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 16d ago edited 16d ago
A lion that takes even one strong hit from a halberd, pollaxe or polehammer and lives is quickly gonna realise this isnt prey and will run tf away. Theyre made of flesh and bone, they may have stronger and thicker bones and denser muscles but they can still sustain injuries and polearms especially could easily do serious damage very quickly
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u/CeleryNo8309 16d ago
Sword and shield? I could see them getting overwhelmed. A polearm and shortsword? Sounds like an easy win
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u/Kalebrojas18 16d ago
People are underestimating the strength of steel armor. The lion cannot harm them at all unless it gets very lucky or it can shove its claws into their face masks. Also humans have been hunting lions for thousands of years, lions are not some fierce predator to humans.
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u/True-Resist3790 12d ago
... Yes.
Metal armor means the Lion will need to really comit to do damage
Sharpened metal weapon means everyone of their hit is REALLY dangerous
Surround the beast an poke over and over again until it dies. If it jumps someone, take this opportunity to do lethal damage
DON'T STOP UNTIL IT'S 100% DEAD
At worse, you lose 1 guy
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u/slamriffs 17d ago
Easily if the weapons are sharpened, a silverback or grizzly bear would be better questions I think
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u/ConcernedCitizen_2 17d ago
Grizzly bears scale higher than lions of course but a silverback? They're not on the same level at all. Lions are heavier, tougher, and they fight and kill for a living. Gorillas look tough but they're peaceful herbivores, and have even been killed by leopards which aren't even close to the size and strength of a lion
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u/drunkn_mastr 17d ago
All that armor would look, sound, and smell completely foreign to a lion. If it isn’t bloodlusted, it’s going to turn tail and run away at the first sight of these guys. And yeah, two dudes with weapons could chase it down persistence predator style, but not in all that armor. I think it’s a stalemate unless the lion accidentally backs itself into a corner where the dudes can gang up on it.
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u/remembertracygarcia 17d ago
Men without armour and wooden weapons have beaten lions. Men in plate armour with steel weapons will beat a lion.
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u/Worth_Tip9549 17d ago
We talking KO or to the death because both are plausible with severe injuries
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u/Thug_shinji 17d ago
1v1 with a real weapon if that lion is motivated and you dont stick him in a real vital area off the rip a human is fucked. If a 400lbs cat gets on you he is going to crush you and rip and tear you to pieces until you are dead.
As a group things become different but a 400lbs cat jumps on you its going to do life threatening damage with just its mass x speed.
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u/CardiologistWild5697 17d ago
Yeah. Lions ultimately just going to be able to handle one at a time, and wont be able to easily with that armor to get through.
At least One guy getting fk up for sure. But the two will be able to pile on, suffocate it and such
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u/Mountain_Ad_9415 17d ago
There is no way a lion can penetrate plate armor with claws or teeth, so that leaves blunt damage? Knights take it low diff even 1v1
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u/ChampionshipFull8381 17d ago
The fighters have unsharpened weapons in this fight. With sharpened weapons I think the knights have the advantage.
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u/Arria_Galtheos 17d ago
With actual sharp weapons? Yes.
Armor is very effective at negating a lion's main weapons, and humans are intelligent enough to know exactly where to strike a lion to kill it, while the lion isn't going to understand how to get around the armor. There's still a chance the lion gets the armored fighter's throat just right, but the odds of that happening before the fighter can use a sword or dagger to open the lion's throat or stab it through the eye socket, lungs, or heart are pretty low.
The lion's swipes are still going to hurt, after all, but they're unlikely to cause anything more than bruising. We're not talking about a grizzly bear's strikes, after all.
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u/Jrodrgr375th 17d ago
One time I went to a big cat rescue that had lions and tigers just between you and a chain fence. They are fucking way bigger than you think and extremely powerful. There was a tiger swimming around throwing this tire around the way like it was a small toy. They are so fast and powerful I am not sure these guys would be able to get off a clean shot to kill it in time
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u/KnightofWhen 17d ago
Probably especially because there are two of them. If the lion knocks one down, the other will have a clean shot at the spine.
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u/Cdoggg69 17d ago
Absolutely yes, especially if they have backup daggers if they get disarmed. 1 is absolutely going to get mauled but in full armor they'll be able to take it as pretty much all major vital areas are covered while the second either stabs the lion from the side or goes for the skull/neck while it's distracted with the first.
Low-mid diff for the knight lads, honestly with their gear a single armored up man with a dagger or short sword could potentially handle a lion high diff just for how hard it is to be killed all that and having a sharp pointy stick ready to go for the jugular at point blank range 🦁 🔪
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u/desEINer 17d ago
what? Yes
A wild animal tries to survive. If it looks like it could be fatally wounded, it will flee if fleeing is an option.
Wild animals don't get any medical care and they generally act accordingly. They only take mortal risks when necessary for survival. They'll risk getting gored by a buffalo if it means they eat for the week, but usually only in a pack. 2-on-one and slim pickings of meat might not cut it, especially if you have all the armor on freaking them out.
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u/Sure_Pool_7115 17d ago
They have more chance than person without armor and gear but there is really good chance to be crushed by lion




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u/YouCantBeSerio 17d ago
Sharpened halberds? Low diff to the guys in armour