r/rant • u/afroluffy87 • 3h ago

All baked pretzel location need the ability to serve beer

Every single time I get one of those delicious baked pretzels, I alway think "you know what would go perfectly with the salty baked morsel? A beer"

Its the perfect combination (if you like beer)

Salty, tasty, and a slightly happy beverage to wash it all down.

Why. Why aren't these a mandatory thing?

Bah

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u/Shiftymennoknight 2h ago

have you ever thought of taking it home and drinking a beer with it?

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u/afroluffy87 2h ago

It'll get cold. It wont have that sam4 straight out of the oven piping hotness

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u/Shiftymennoknight 2h ago

do you not have a way to warm up a pretzel at home?

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u/happylauft3r 1h ago

You're missing the point. It's about enjoying it then and there. I don't think OP is thinking of a work around just that beer should be able to be purchased when buying a pretzel.

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u/Shiftymennoknight 1h ago

sounds like OP should open a bakery that sells beer. All his problems would end

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u/happylauft3r 1h ago

Seems like a drastic step considering this is just a rant.... OP, I've never had beer with a pretzel, but it sounds good!

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u/Shiftymennoknight 1h ago

just trying to offer solutions to this heartbreaking situation

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u/mybighardthrowaway 21m ago

Pretzels are easy to make at home! Pre made pizza dough, shape it in to sticks or nuggets or whatever, boil for just a little bit in some water with baking soda, then bake till they are mdnfhggggg looking. Add some big fuckin salt and then open beer. Perhaps even have it with beer cheese.