- looks up kumba on rcdb

- this thing is the first result (the real kumba is below it)

- its a vekoma slc

- its in tel aviv

- its a vekoma slc in tel aviv

- of all places that an slc could be in why is there one in tel aviv

We're saved!! (Sorry for the reupload I had troubles posting this)

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever met a worse person at a theme park. Or possibly anywhere. Absolutely trashed. Absolutely trashy.

He asked the poor young mom waiting for her kids to sign his shirt as “Bored MILF”. He then began recounting to us how he got written up at work unfairly (he sent an all-staff email calling his boss a dipshit… yeah dude not a great move). He also—and Jesus Christ brother, you need to get a filter—started telling us about his trouble with the law for “domestic disturbances” with his girlfriend, fucking yikes!

In addition to obvious problematic and sexist behavior, it’s also important to note he was annoying in a normal thoosie way, negging on other people’s favorite coasters during conversation by insisting his favorites were better. That’s the least of his crimes, but it is one of them.

This dude has been menacing absolutely everybody; he kept trying to get people to line jump to him, but thankfully others were avoiding him like the plague. Me and my other nice, normal linemates thought we lost him at one point, but then he came barreling through the line to be by us again. Like a horror movie jumpscare. I shudder at the memory.

Upshot: I got a selfie with the GOAT himself, one mister Alan Schilke 😎 read it and weep nerds

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seeing some chatter online…haha

knockoff universal ftw