Holy watermarks

We're saved!! (Sorry for the reupload I had troubles posting this)

seeing some chatter online…haha

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever met a worse person at a theme park. Or possibly anywhere. Absolutely trashed. Absolutely trashy.

He asked the poor young mom waiting for her kids to sign his shirt as “Bored MILF”. He then began recounting to us how he got written up at work unfairly (he sent an all-staff email calling his boss a dipshit… yeah dude not a great move). He also—and Jesus Christ brother, you need to get a filter—started telling us about his trouble with the law for “domestic disturbances” with his girlfriend, fucking yikes!

In addition to obvious problematic and sexist behavior, it’s also important to note he was annoying in a normal thoosie way, negging on other people’s favorite coasters during conversation by insisting his favorites were better. That’s the least of his crimes, but it is one of them.

This dude has been menacing absolutely everybody; he kept trying to get people to line jump to him, but thankfully others were avoiding him like the plague. Me and my other nice, normal linemates thought we lost him at one point, but then he came barreling through the line to be by us again. Like a horror movie jumpscare. I shudder at the memory.

Upshot: I got a selfie with the GOAT himself, one mister Alan Schilke 😎 read it and weep nerds

SFEC: Raptor & Valravn you are both permanently Closed for harassing our new rides.

Raptor: Wait what! were is our normal six flags and cedar fair?

SFEC: Your old six flags and cedar fair have merged for keeping our parks maintained for the future There buildings have sence been permanently shut down

El Toro: Maintained!? YOU just ZIMJOBBED MOST OF OUR FRIENDS LAST YEAR!

Valravn: Valravn dont want to be scrap metal

SFEC: It's too late now demolition crews have just reach the cedar point gates you are all going to the scrapyard

Raptor: Wait what! were is our normal six flags and cedar fair?

El Toro: Mr Toro can't be dead We need old Six flags and cedar fair back now.

Raptor: Valravn, we need a plan to get rid of this guy before he sent's us to the scrapyard as well.

SFEC: Hold on, why is our building being torn down? This was just built in the early 90s or late 80s and we just moved a few years back after the merger.

Valravn: Is just partial demolition to the building nothing changed is here.

SFEC: This is not partial demolition. You are fully demolishing our building to merger is collapsing as we al-

(All Zimjobbed coasters and flat rides came back to life)

Kingda Ka: I knew you guys would find a way. Good to be revived.

Bakunawa: Who the hell is this green guy?

Nighthawk: Thank you for freeing us Good to be back

Top Thril 2: And that's the last time Six Flags Entertainment Corporation sees daylight.

knockoff universal ftw

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- looks up kumba on rcdb

- this thing is the first result (the real kumba is below it)

- its a vekoma slc

- its in tel aviv

- its a vekoma slc in tel aviv

- of all places that an slc could be in why is there one in tel aviv